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The series' 18th Halloween show features parodies of movies in three vignettes:
"E.T. Go Home" - In this send-up of E.T., Bart and Lisa find Kodos (who is hiding from the government) and help him obtain devices to contact his home planet, but Kodos' intentions are proven to be murderous.
"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson" - In this send-up of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, but discovers that Marge is one too and must eliminate her after she botched his attempt at assassinating Kent Brockman.
"Heck House" - In this send-up of Se7en, Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house and asks God for devilish powers so he can teach the children the consequences of committing the seven deadly sins.
(In “Mr. & Mrs. Simpson” Marge serves Homer dinner.)
Marge: Homie, I made you my killer lasagna.
Homer’s Brain: Its poison. Whatever you do, don’t eat it.
(Homer takes a bite.)
Homer’s Brain: Okay, you’re already eating it, but don’t finish it.
(Homer finishes the lasagna.)
Homer’s Brain: Okay, you finished it, but don’t ask for--
Homer: Seconds, please.
Homer’s Brain: You moron! Just kill her!
Homer: I’ll kill her after dessert!
(Marge reaches into a pie on the table and pulls out two handguns, while Homer quickly produces a shotgun.)
Marge: You’re a killer for hire!
Homer: You ruined that pie!
(In “E.T. Go Home” Bart shows Kodos his bedroom.)
Bart: So, this is my Krusty doll, Funzo, Linguo, Iraq War Sergeant Activity with insufficient armor, Phonic Frog, cat skull, Jim Halterman bobble head doll. He’s a local car dealer.
(Kodos grabs the bobble head doll.)
Kodos: Hmm. Do all humans have such weak necks, or just the one you call “Jim Halterman”?
(In “Mr. & Mrs. Simpson” Chief Wiggum shows up while Marge and Homer are in the midst of trying to kill each other.)
Chief Wiggum: We got a complaint from an anonymous “neighborino” about an elaborately choreographed, high octane, ultra-fight.
(Marge shoots Chief Wiggum through the chest with a crossbow.)
Chief Wiggum: I would have taken a bribe. (Collapses on the floor.)