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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: The Fairest of Them All

A beauty pageant is being held at the Tipton hotel, that is giving out a prize of money. Cody enters when he sees a girl that he likes, and Zack wants him to enter so they can win the money and get new bikes.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x2
Production Number: S01E04
Airdate: Friday March 18th, 2005
Special Airtime: 07:30 pm

Guest Stars
Lisa LongLisa Long
As Bev
Paige HurdPaige Hurd
As Tiffany
Skyler SamuelsSkyler Samuels
As Brianna
Stephanie HodgeStephanie Hodge
As Brianna's Mom
Virginia WatsonVirginia Watson
As Tyreesha's Mom
Main Cast
Dylan SprouseDylan Sprouse
As Zack Martin
Cole SprouseCole Sprouse
As Cody Martin
Brenda SongBrenda Song
As London Tipton
Ashley TisdaleAshley Tisdale
As Maddie Fitzpatrick
Phill LewisPhill Lewis
As Mr. Moseby
Kim RhodesKim Rhodes
As Carey Martin
Episode Notes
Cody gets his first kiss.

London is wearing extensions.

Mr. Moseby's first name is Marion.

This episode was aired with Hotel Hangout as a 1 hour series premiere event.

Episode Quotes
Maddie: I hate beauty pageants!
Carey: I know! I never won one either.
Maddie: The point is, they reward girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?
London: Isn't it cool?
Maddie: Oh... that kind.

Cody: (on the phone) A slumber party?
Zack: No I'm putting my foot down on this one!
Cody: I'll be there.
Zack: Apparently you don't understand the foot down concept!

Brianna's Mom: You know, these rose-colored candies are horrible.
Moseby: That's soap madam.
Brianna's Mom: Well, then they're pretty dang good!

Brianna's Mom: Marion! Where can I dump my portapotty?
Mr. Moseby: If you will excuse me, I have to help the Queen with her throne!

Brianna's Mom: Marion, I'm just letting you know I am not paying for this movie cause I didn't like it!
Moseby: I'll waive the fee Madam, I understand what it's like to have to look at something utterly repulsive.

Rebecca: So, Tyreesha, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Cody (as Tyreesha): Oh, I'm gonna be a hockey player.
(Everyone looks at him)
Cody: Or a princess! Whichever pays better.
Rebecca: I'm going to open a free animal shelter for underprivileged pets.
Cody: I think that's beautiful.
Rebecca: Thanks! I need to start saving for vet school now. That's the only reason why I'm dong the pageant. So, what are you doing it for?
Cody: Oh, I'm doing it so I can buy some bikes.
(Rebecca gives him a disappointed look)
Cody: For underprivileged pets!

Cody: I'm sweating in places I never sweated before!

Carey: Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?
Zack: I did it so we can win money for bikes
Carey: (Sighs with relief) Oh, thank goodness!

Mr. Moseby: Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Your boys are attempting to destroy my hotel again, but with a new twist. One of them is wearing a dress.

Cody: I'm sleeping over at Tapeworm's tonight.
Carey: (to Zack) And you aren't?
Zack: Uh, no, we got in a fight.
Carey: You and Tapeworm?
Cody: Me and Zack.
Carey: (to Cody) Are you wearing lipstick?
Zack: That's what the fight was about. I put lipstick on him while he was taking a nap.
Carey: That wasn't very nice. And that's not your shade.
Zack: I told you.

Episode Goofs
You can see a camera in the mirror when Zack pushes Cody into the closet.

How did Rebecca get the flowers if Cody left them behind the clothing rack.

When Brianna drops her baton, she goes down to pick it up, but when she stands back up, she isn't holding the baton.

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