Mr.Moseby: Do you hear little voices and thumping from above?
Arwin: It's Santa! It's Santa! Quick! Everybody pretend like you're sleeping! (places his head on Mr. Moseby's shoulders and pretends to sleep)
Carey: It sounds like Zack and Cody.
Arwin: Oh, I know! I was just uh... pretending, you know, for the kids!
Mary: (yelling) Oh, I don't feel so well!
Zack: You probably ate too much!
Cody: She's pregnant, dufus!
Zack: Maybe the baby ate too much!
(After Mr. Mosbey is run over)
Arwin: Oh no Mr. Mosbey! Quick! Get in this toy ambulance! See, these little paramedics are here to help you!
Maddie: Hey, London, what's this stitch under the third arm?
London: It's your name! M-a-t-e-e, Maddie!
Maddie: (sarcastic) Oh! Good thing I've been spelling my name wrong ALL these years!
Cody: Tell us more about that magic moment, when your eyes first met.
Carey: Well, my eyes were trying to meet the drumers, but your father kept getting in the way.
Cody: Isn't this wierd? Mary and Joseph traveling together...
Zack: On Christmas Eve...
Maddie: But there is no room for them at the inn...
Arwin: And a child is born...
Esteban: What a coincidence!
London: I don't get it!
Arwin: (enters with a chainsaw) Saw the halls, and bows, and desktops. Fa La La La La La--
Mr. Moseby: Arwin!
Mr. Moseby: Not the front desk!
Arwin: But it's so big and wooden.
Mr. Moseby: No!
Mary: I think my water broke!
Zack: Don't worry. I'm sure Arwin can fix it.
Cody: She means the baby's coming!
Zack: How do you know all this?!
Cody: Because unlike you, I stayed awake in health class!
Zack: Wow! You must have used a million bulbs!
Arwin: Buy 999,999, get one free!
Arwin: Joy to the world, let's burn some chairs!
London: By the way, do you know what your birth stone is?
Maddie: A diamond! Or an Italian sports car!
When Mr. Moseby holds the baby, it is waearing a white outfit, where did it come from if they didn't go to their room first?
The baby came out in minutes, but usually labor takes hours.
The baby was very clean, but how did it becomes so clean, if no one cleaned her?
They say the snow is 10 feet deep, but when you look outside, it's barely a foot.
Why is London in the Employee secret santa, if she's not an employee?