Mr. Moseby: You can't touch that mans' can!
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Cody: Hey Mr. Giraffe, how is it up there?
Randall: I can tell you how it is down here, BORING.
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Zack: (talking about Cody rocking the baby) You're good at this. How'd you figure out that rock and bounce technique?
Cody: It's not a technique, I just really have to go to the bathroom!
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London: I'm taking over the class
Carey:Ooh, this should be good.
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Randall: (dreaming) Maddie.... Must destroy Zack!
Zack: That kid should be locked up somewhere!
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Maddie: Now Emily, I don't care what your teddy told you to do, but its not very nice to stick crayons down someone's back.
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Esteban: (singing) Rock a bye chicken, in the tree top. Watch out for the farmer, your head he will chop.
(the kids start crying)
Zack: Do you have anything that doesn't involve decapitating poultry?
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Zack: Papa bear to mama bear.
Cody: Why do I have to be mama bear?
Zack: Fine...Papa bear to Goldilocks.
(kids start laughing)
Cody: I hate you!
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Zack: (Captures Emily) Gotcha!
Emily: I hate you!
Zack: Get it line!
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London: Now everyone, breathe deeply and put your left toe in your right ear.
Mr. Moseby: Couldn't I just use a cotton swab?
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Cody: We are dealing with an evil genius!
Maddie: Hmm, what's this? (picks up a rose with a card) To Maddie, you make me wish I was a better person. Love, Randall. Aww, that is so sweet!
Zack: I can't believe I'm losing you to a younger man!
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London: Could I make a suggestion?
Tia: If it's another comment about my split ends, I would prefer you didn't.
London: It's not. It's about your lousy yoga technique...and your split ends.
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Johnny: Do you like coloring?
Cody: I sure do little one! When I was in first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the Enchanted Pony Island coloring book!
Johnny: You're weird.
Zack: He's got you pegged.
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(Johnny stomps on Cody's foot)
Cody: Ow! Look kid, I know Santa, and you just made the naughty list!
Johnny: I'm Jewish.
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Maddie: Ahh...I love you London
London: Everybody does!
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Zack: Did I ever tell you that you look pretty when you're mad?!
Maddie: Well then I must be gorgeous because I am furious!
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Zack: Aww, you have a little crush on Maddie. That's so cute!
Randall: Oh yeah, well, I bet I have more armpit hair than you!
Cody: Everyone has more armpit hair than him!
Zack: They're blonde and hard to see!
Randall: Yeah, all two of them!
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