Carey: (to Zack) What have I told you, Zack? Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
Zack: I'm halfway there... I never lend.
Zack: (to Cody) Look, there'll be more spelling bees, but you only have one brother.
Cody: Mom's still young she can have more.
Carey: OK spell pneumatic
Cody: Pneumatic: P-N-E-U-M-A-T-I-C, pneumatic.
Carey: No. I mean you were exactly right. You are so going to win this thing.
Cody: But I am in a family with only one smart kid.
Carey: You know I came second in my spelling be. I would have won that thing if it hadn't been for politics.
Cody: There's always politics in kids competitions.
visual: Enter Zack
Carey: No it was the word politics, I spelled it: P-O-L-I-T-I-C-K-S.
Zack: So you got it right.
Carey: I thought I told you...
Zack: I know. Not to come in unless it was an emergency.
Carey: So what's the emergency?
Zack: I need money for the games room.
Carey: That's your emergency? Zack neither a borrower nor a lender be, William Shakespeare.
Zack: I only need a couple of dollars, Zack Martin.