Zack: What is it like having a girlfriend who can kick your butt?
Cody: She cannot kick my butt.
Zack: Please. She can kick it, flip it and toss it across the room.
Maddie: London for the last time, an a thousand dollar bar does not cost a thousand dollars.
London: Then Nia owes me a lot of change.
London: I have an idea.
Maddie: Then say it quick before it dies of boredom.
Maddie: It would break my heart if the phone rang and somebody else answered it.
visual: phone rings
London: I'll get it. (Grabs phone and answers it)
Maddie: I need to get my hair done...
Moseby: Can you spell desperate?
London: How many chances do I get?
Maddie: I'll end up bitter and all alone, just like you.
Carey: Glad I could help.
Zack: OK I can't lie to you. The truth is I dropped out of gourmet school to join the marines.
London: It could be a disaster. For all we know he could be hideous.
Maddie: I don't care what he looks like; he could be short, tall, fat or thin.
Old David: Excuse me, I'm looking for Maddie.
London: You left out old.
Old David: You like three hundred year old music; I'm three hundred years old.
Maddie: I like Vango.
Old David: I knew Vango.