Host:(opening narration) William Shakespeare once wrote that the fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. However, Gabe O'Brien, a man who just can't get a break is about to learn the fault may actually lie somewhere else.
Gabe: Luke, if I'm going to do this there can't be any screw-ups. Luke: It's a piece of cake. Gabe: "A piece of cake." "Cookies and milk." Something tells me I'm going to end up on bread and water.
Gabe: Is... is God in there? Jumpsuit Man: God? No. God works out of his home.
Host:(closing narration) Shakespeare observed that all the world's a stage, its men and women merely players. But Gabe O'Brien proved that sometimes you can grab the pen from the poet and write your own story. A lesson learned in The Twilight Zone.