Episode Quotes
Vicki: Where's your bathroom? I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead.
Vicki: Why did you do it?
Damon: I was ... bored.
Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes, you would.
Elena: Which I'm not.
Damon: Yet.
Jeremy: Why does everyone have to die on me?
Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.
Damon: Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.
Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?
Vicki: All I can think about is blood!
Stefan: We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.
Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?