Episode Notes
Michael Trevino (Tyler Lockwood) does not appear in this episode.
The guy Damon killed was played by John Gilbert, Paul Wesley's stunt double.
Episode Quotes
Damon: I have a diabolical master plan.
Lexi: What is it?
Damon: Well if I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, now would it?
Stefan: Damon? (someone knocks him to the floor... sees who it is) Lexi?
Lexi: Hi!
Stefan: What are you doing here?
Lexi: How could you even ask that? (hugs him)
Stefan: I've missed you!
Lexi: Happy birthday !
Lexi: Relax I didn't kill anyone for it. This lobotomist i went out with a few times, he's my supplier. (Stefan looks at her funny) Oh, don't judge ok. I tried the animal diet, it lasted three weeks.
Stefan: I'd never judge you.
Damon (looks at Lexi's blood packages): Ugh, I prefer mine 98.6.
Lexi: Oh, the famous Elena!
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: (considers) I've been called worse.
Damon: (sees Elena staring at Lexi and Stefan) Stefan smiles. Alert the media !
Elena: You haven't given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.