Elena: (to Stefan) I hate fighting with you, even when it's fake.

Damon: What are you doing?
Stefan: Negotiating peace on your behalf.
Damon: (complains) But I don't want peace!
Stefan: Huh.. consider it opposite day.
Damon: Stefan, please tell me you don't seriously think a handshake just solved our problem.
Stefan: No, actually, I think that the first chance Mason Lockwood gets, he's gonna drive a stake through your heart, and then through mine. All because you took it upon yourself to try and kill him. So thank you, 'cause we don't have enough problems.

Stefan: Please tell me that you were just bonding.
Damon: So what's up with this, um, faux drama in your relationship?
Stefan: What are you talking about?
Damon: Oh, come on, Stefan. You and Elena don't fight, especially not over me.
Stefan: Drop it, Damon.
Damon: With pleasure.

Elena: What you did for Caroline's mom... That's the Damon who was my friend.

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

Damon: But you're my friend.
Sheriff Forbes: Our friendship was a lie. Answer me, and I'll kill you fast.

Sheriff Forbes: Keep Caroline away from me, please. I don't want to see her.
Damon: She's your daughter, Liz.
Sheriff Forbes: Not anymore. My daughter's gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.