Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy, because it's you who's asking
Jenna: So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.
Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really hot and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?
Stefan: I look hot in your dead great grand-dad’s jacket?
Elena: Beyond hot.
Stefan: No, what you’re doing is you’re being a martyr.
Elena: How is that any different when you say that you would die to keep me safe?
Stefan: Because I’ve already lived—162 years, and you’ve barely begun. Now you want to get yourself killed? That’s not heroic. It’s tragic.
Alaric: Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair.