The episode begins and Caroline prepares for the Miss Mystic Falls pageant at the Lockwood Estate. Back home, Stefan tells Damon that he and Elena broke up. Damon wants to find another hunter instead of having Jeremy kill enough vampires to reveal his full hunter's mark map to the cure. He was planning to bully Professor Shane, but he's wary now that he knows Shane was in frequent contact with Pastor Young. Damon offers to blow his plans off to "brother bond" with Stefan over some Tri-Delts. At the Miss Mystic Falls pageant set-up, Caroline tries to convince Elena she's nutty for breaking up with Stefan. Elena says she's confused. Professor Shane joins them, he's a pageant judge. ..Read the full recap
Ratings: 2.86 Million Viewers
Casting: Main cast member Kat Graham (Bonnie Bennett) does not appear in this episode.
Trivia: Guest cast member Gabrielle Douglas competed, and won two gold medals, as a member of the U.S. Women's Gymnastics team at the 2012 Summer Olympics.
Caroline: What do you mean, you're not coming? I don't need to remind you that your Miss Mystic Falls attendance record totally sucks. Besides, you're a founding family member. By definition, you have to be here.
Stefan: Elena and I broke up. By definition, I don't need to be anywhere.
Caroline: Did that sound as depressing to you as it did to me?
Stefan: Oh, I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen.
Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let's get you a drink. I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow.
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date. Like, to a movie, where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
Damon: Where've you been?
Stefan: Oh, you know. Out.
Damon: Where you going?
Damon: Okay. I see shady Stefan's back. Please don't tell me that you're still working with Klaus?
Stefan: You obviously haven't heard. Elena and I broke up.
Damon: Oh. Got it. Well, I'll be quick then. So apparently if we want to find the cure, we have to find a vampire hunter who can kill enough vampires to reveal the map on the hunters mark. Now unless we want Jeremy to go all Connor 2.0, I suggest we find a different hunter.
Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.