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The Venture Bros. :: Handsome Ransom (04x02)
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| Title: | Handsome Ransom |
| Episode #: | 04x02 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday October 25th, 2009 |
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The Monarch kidnaps Hank and Dean, and demands a $10 million ransom from Dr. Venture for the return of his boys. However, the heroic Captain Sunshine saves Hank and takes him to his Sanctum Solarium, where he has plans to bring the boy along as his new partner, Wonder Boy.
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| Guest Stars | | •Christopher McCulloch | voiced | Sgt. Hatred / Pete White / Scorpio / Copter 5 Guy / Pirate Captain | Recurring (15th appearance) | | •Doc Hammer | voiced | Henchman 21 / Billy Quizboy / Desmond / U.S. Steel | Recurring (13th appearance) | | •Rachel Feinstein | voiced | Barbie-Q / Barbara Qantas / Woman on Street | | | •Kevin Conroy | voiced | Captain Sunshine | |
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The Monarch: Time to pay the piper, Venture! For in minutes my Mecha-Pillar's silky issue will smother the only living proof that you have actually had sex!
| The Monarch: Honey, how long have we been trying to kill this schmuck? Ten, twenty years?
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I don't know. Since Marky Mark had a funky bunch?
The Monarch: And it never works! You want to know how to really hurt Venture?
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: Not really. But as a wife I try to be supportive.
The Monarch: You strike him in the pocket book! Ha ha!
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: Yeah, speaking of. How much did those Mecha-Pillars set us back?
The Monarch: A couple mil.
| Dr. Venture: Will you accept half for just Dean? You can keep Hank.
Sgt. Hatred: Your father doesn’t mean that.
Dr. Venture: Oh, don't I? Do you know what Mr. Smart Mouth called me when he stormed out of the house this morning? "Honky."
The Monarch: Did you really?
Hank: Yeah.
(Monarch snickers)
| The Monarch: I'm transmitting the instructions for the dropoff now, Venture. I suggest you follow them, or your boys will follow the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla! (laughs maniacally) That's not as dark as it sounds in my head, is it?
| Dr. Mrs The Monarch: What did he do to you?
The Monarch: The usual. He threw me in jail. Literally. Threw me right into the yard at the state prison. Then he shouts up to the warden, "Looks like this one won't be causing any more trouble." Then he flies off with a gay little salute."
Dr. Mrs The Monarch: Oh, my God.
The Monarch: Apparently nobody ever told him what due process was.
| The Monarch: Didn't he look old to you?
Dr. Mrs. the Monarch: Who?
The Monarch: Captain Sunshine.
Dr. Mrs. the Monarch: No, I thought he looked great for his age.
The Monarch: He looked old to me. I mean, he's still super-fit, but when you get up real close, he's like totally at the age where men start to look like somebody's aunt.
| Sgt. Hatred: I guess that's a big no.
Dr. Venture: Shut up! This wouldn't even be happening if you had just done your job in the first place. The way I see it. it's you who should be paying the Monarch.
Sgt. Hatred: Yeah, well I don't see that at all.
Dr. Venture: Well weren't you some big shot criminal for twenty years? Didn't you put any money away?
Sgt. Hatred: I'll be honest with you, Venture, I drank most of it away. What little I remember not drinking away, Princess Tiny Feet got. Because I drank her away! (starts crying) Ah, there I go! Why did you have to bring that up?
| Hank: So, how come you have a car when you can just fly everywhere?
Captain Sunshine: Because it also turns into a submarine.
| The Monarch: Hot damn we're good at this villain crap. Why do we even waste our time chasing Dr. Venture around?
Dr. Mrs. the Monarch: I'm not gonna validate that with an answer.
| Captain Sunshine: No! No! Take that costume off!
The Monarch: What's the matter, Captain Funtime? Isn't this what you've always wanted?
Captain Sunshine: What are you talking about?
The Monarch: Wouldn't it just fix everything twisted up inside of you if you could only [bleep] Wonder Boy and your worst enemy at the same time, huh? Well come and get us!
Captain Sunshine: You're sick!
The Monarch: Where do you want it, Captain? Huh?
Captain Sunshine: You get away!
The Monarch: Where do you want my [bleep] Here? Here?
Captain Sunshine: Get away from me with your dirty talking! Stop it right now or I'll...
The Monarch: You'll what? I know you're dirty little secret, Sunshine! You can't do a damn thing to me! Because your powers don't work at night! You see, I did my homework, Captain. And for extra credit I made this! Well, my wife... helped.
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