Assassinanny 911 - Recap

[In Flashback]
It starts off with Brock in flash back, 27 years ago. Brock walks into a Secret intelligence HQ office, and introduces himself to man called “Cornell Hunter Gathers”. Colonel Gathers surprise attacks Brock for no apparent reason, Colonel Gathers explains to him why he’s their, and explains that he is now an OSI operative in training and his life as he knew has sassed to exist.
[Exit Flashback]

Brock inspects Dean and Hank for head lice while Molotov Cocktease is sitting on Brocks Car; Brock begins to tell Miss Cocktease that he has been called away on a mission by OSI, and asks Molotov to take care of the Venture family and the compound while he’s away.

Molotov wants Brock to go away with her, and wants him to join her on freelance mercenary business, Brock reluctantly states that taking care of the Venture family is very important to him, and says that they are his family. Dr Venture walks in the hanger with some shirts on hangers and asks Brock which one looks better. Brock introduces Dr. Venture to Molotov. Dr. Venture asked Brock if he could take care of an iodine stain he has on one of his shirts. Right after Dr. Venture said that Molotov asks Brock if she can kill Dr. Venture.

Brock explains to Dr Venture that she’s a mercenary and she is being paid in South American jeans they brought along from a previous adventure they had. Dr Venture seems interested in having some sort of relation with Molotov so he asked Brock if he was ever involved with her before, but Brock denies having any sexual relations with her. During when Dr. Venture and Brock are discussing this, Hank introduces himself to Molotov.

Out of nowhere, while Dr Venture was questioning her abilities to protect them incase of any danger, Brock opens a compartment on the X-1 (Dr. Venture’s Jet) to show Dr. Venture these so called jeans he’s going to pay Molotov with. A giant Manicanda, half snake, half man from Bolivia, or so they thought, jumps out of the compartment and attacked Brock. Molotov comes to the rescue and slashes the beast in half with her sword. From one half of the beast comes out several smaller versions of the beast, leading us to believe it was a Womaniconda.

Brock’s ride arrives and so Brock exits the hanger and goes inside the limo. Dr. Venture asks were Molotov is going to sleep and suggest her to sleep with him. Molotov threatens Dr. Venture saying that the only reason she’s here is because of Brock, she wants to save Brock from the Venture family, so she tells the family she will train them to become fit to defend themselves, thus not needing Brock’s assistance anymore.

Inside the limo, Brock meets with an OSI agent that gives Brock a briefcase full of spy gear. Brock goes through the briefcase of handy spy gadgets and weapons, but he refuses to take any, claiming the only weapon he needs is his knife.

The OSI Agent tells Brock about his mission, the agent tells Brock he has to go in search of a rogue OSI agent that went awol, and Brock is ordered to kill him. But the problem is, the man he has to kill is Agent Hunter, Brock’s mentor. After the briefing Brock, the agent and limo driver get out of the limo while it was still moving, and the limo goes off a cliff with Brock still in it and lands in a pier. A submarine pulls up next to the limo and Brock swims towards it, and immerges inside it.

[In Flashback]
Like immerging inside the submarine, Brock is now inside a pool, where Agent hunter is training Brock for what would be his last test of skill. Agent Hunter throws grenades inside the pool while Brock swims to avoid it, 3 compartments open up inside the pool 1 with a hammer head shark inside it, 2 others with ninja like men with harpoons guns. Brock kills the two men and the shark, thus passing his test.
[Exit Flashback]

Inside the Venture Compound, in the hanger room, Molotov is firing at the Venture family with a semi automatic weapon, making the venture family panic and run and dodge all the bullets they can. Molotov states that if she was the enemy they'd all be dead by now.

On the submarine where Brock entered, Brock is feasting on a lobster dinner while a man, presumably the captain of the vessel, briefs Brock on where Agent hunter’s last location was. He tells Brock that Hunter could be on an island near Micronesia. The Captain tells Brock he will be traveling to the island through a strange torpedo like rocket machine that flies on the air.

Inside the Venture Compound, in the hanger room again, Molotov is teaching the boys hand gripping techniques for hand to hand combat. Hank pokes Molotov on her bellybutton as a sign of affection, Molotov then grips Hank after he poked her, and she explains that this is a way of immobilizing an opponent.
Molotov orders the boys to fight. Dean punches Hank in the face weakly, Hank falls down. Dean thinks he one the fight and prances around saying “How da baster” several times. Hank grabs a pencil he found on the floor and retaliates to Dean; Hank then stabs the pencil to Dean’s foot. Molotov stops the fight complementing Hank on his improvisation but tells him their not to weapons training yet. Molotov takes out the pencil from Dean’s foot and causes Dean to bleed from his foot and then faints, Hank gets worried and thinks he killed his brother, but Molotov reassures Hank saying that it’s just a sudden drop of pressure that just occurred in Dean’s body. Molotov then orders Hank to pin his brother.

After all this, an alarm goes off inside the hanger. Molotov calls Brock for assistance, Brock says to Molotov can handle any problem he can. Molotov explains to Brock that the problem is of an undead kind. Ghost of Indians riding horses pop up and Molotov does not know what to do. Brock tells her to call Dr. Orpheus next door and he should be able to handle it.

Right after Brock hangs up, a read light comes up flashing warning him of his “drop zone”, Brock pulls down his goggles and waits till the rocket explodes. When it did, Brock is launched out to the sky and he pulls a plug inside his suite causing his suit to inflate; he lands on the sea safely and turned on another function of his suit to mobilize it, he now floats to the shore of Micronesia.

Meanwhile in the hanger inside the Venture estate, Dr. Orpheus de-demonizes the house of the Indian entities, and explains to them that he would normally have fixed this problem a day early but since it was a leap year this year, he forgot about it. And goes on rambling about that the Apaches didn’t have leap years. He then introduces himself to Molotov and Dean wants him to leave, because Dean thinks he’s hitting on her. Dr. Venture offers Molotov a night cap drink, Molotov ignores him and leaves the hanger, but Dr. Orpheus hears Dr. Venture and wants to join Dr. Venture in a drink.

Brock lands on the island, takes his inflated suit off and sees a rope on the island, he then terns back to see a woman in a bikini. Brock asks her a secret question and she answered correctly; the lady in the bikini tells Brock he’s late and that they have to wait till night fall till the next opportunity to move in and make their move to capture Colonel Gathers. In the meantime the girl in bikini takes her top off and she brought along a six pack of beer.

Back inside Dean and Hank’s room, Dean walks into his room, looking tired and throws himself on his bed. Hank then walks in smiling and whistling he goes to his bed and takes down some posters of girls he had a crush on before. Dean asks why he’s taking off all these posters, Hank replies he’s over these girls and that he’s older now. Dean reminds Hank he’s only older by four minutes. Hank then tells Hank he found a real woman and that he is now a real man.

Later, in Molotov’s room, Hank, wearing a bowtie with no shirt, hand collars or cuffs and a skin tight black leather pants … very similar to a Chippendales performers outfit, surprises Molotov with a breakfast in bed complete with a flower in a vase. Molotov, naked only covered by a blanket, strangles Hank unintentionally and lets him go; it is her normal reaction to being surprised.
Brock contacts Hank threw his com-watch device. Molotov immediately grabs Hanks arm to speak with Brock and asks were he is. Brock replies she knows he can’t reveal that information because he is on a secret mission. Molotov is surprised that he remembers proper spy protocol. Brock taunts her by saying that she misses him, she replies that she misses the man he use to be; All this while Hank smells Molotov’s hair. Dean and Dr. Venture walk in Molotov’s room, Dr. Venture sees them talking to Brock and asks if he can talk to him. Dr. Venture starts talking to him about Dr. Orpheus’ newspaper and other stuff. While Dean asks Molotov if she knows why Hank is wearing that get up, to which Molotov replies, “I thought you two just liked to dress like idiots”, Dean took offence to that remark. Still talking to Dr. Venture, Brock’s com-watch’s signal gets lost, and so Brock decides to continue his surveillance on the location of his target.

[In Flashback]
20 years ago in Paris, Cornel Gathers and Brock are stationed on a roof top with a telescope, surveying another building in a stakeout type of manner. They are both dressed in a stereotypical French manner, black and white striped shirts. Brock is in a male getup while the colonel is in a female kind of getup. While their surveying, they talk about the rules of being spies and how they can not have any type of relationship. At this time, Brock spots a woman on the rooftop where they are surveying. It is none other then a much younger Molotov, before she lost her eye.
[Exit Flashback]

In the present time, inside the Venture compound, Molotov tells Dean and Hank, which both are in the pool at the time, to take 50 laps and if they don’t make them they do not get any lunch until their threw with them. Hank agrees to make them, but Hank thought he was excused from excursing. Molotov tells Dean he isn’t excused from training; she gives Dean a book, entitled “Gru Speisnaz”, and a knife. It’s more likely a book about knife skills and training.

Moments later, Molotov is takes out some groceries form a bag, and stalks some toilet paper into a briefcase for some reason. While Dr Venture sneaks up on her, causing Molotov to kick the Dr. to the wall. Molotov apologizes for her resent action. But Dr. Venture completely understands though. Molotov smiles a bit at him.

Back in the pool, Triana and her friend Kim visit Dean and Hank. Triana asks if they can use the pool. Dean is happy to see Triana and gets out of the pool quickly. Unknowingly, Dean has his swimming trucks full of water making him look funny. Dean explains to the Triana and Kim what’s happening and why he is afraid all of the sudden.

Hank submerges under the pool and sees through the glass window Molotov and Dr. Venture talking. Hank gets the wrong idea and sees Molotov leaning towards Dr. Venture he thinks the blood on Dr. Ventures shirt is lipstick. Hank gets overwhelmed with anger and shouts out “No” underwater. Hank blacks out and drowns. Dr Venture was talking about how their still friends, and brings up the topic of Russian mail order brides to which Molotov kindly says she wouldn’t know and gets up and walks around the room.

Dean continues to explain to Triana and Kim about his resent misfortunes, but then he brings up that Hank is enjoying all this. Kim asks where Hank is now. Dean turns around and sees his own reflection of the pool, and squirts out the bulging bags of water he had. Triana and Kim giggle.

Back inside Molotov’s room, Dr. Venture asks her if she could smoke outside. He says he never allows Brock to smoke indoors. Molotov becomes infuriated by Dr. Venture’s remarks and throws her cigarette to Dr. Ventures face. She goes on to say: “You don’t allow Brock Samson to do anything, he allows you to live, and everyday he does, you should bow down and thank him.” It is at this point Dean knocks on the window inside the pool and signals that Hank is drowning.

Molotov resuscitates Hank, and Hank takes advantage of the moment and sneaks his tongue in her mouth. Molotov chocks saying “yuck milk breath”. Molotov leaves to go inside and wash her mouth, Dean tells hank that theirs more trouble, and claims that” the Apaches are back”, or so they thought. Hank is confused, so Dean points to his pants, and Dean points and says “tee pee in you trunks” Dean runs around saying his pants are haunted.

Back in Micronesia, it is night fall again, Brock spanks his partner’s button to indicate that its time to go forward with their mission, which she was sleeping at the time, but she doesn’t get up. Brock flips her over and sees some sort of writing on her that says “No More Secrets -H” He thinks it was his friend Hunter wrote this and that he now believes he really turned to the other side. Brock leaves the tree fort they were in, and the lady in the bikini, Brock’s partner, wakes up confused as to where Brock went.

Back in the Venture Compound, Molotov just got out of the shower and detours to Brocks room. She then lays on Brock’s bed and sees that her eye is in a jar next to his bed. She starts to remember the time they were first together.

[In Flashback]
Brock and Molotov are kissing and hugging, Brock rips out his shirt and Molotov starts to take out her boot. Brock stops her, saying that he prefers it with the boots on. Molotov jumps on him, and spike like daggers come out of her heals, she stabs Brock with them making Brock banger on the wall so she would let go of her, he also shouts out the name “Cocktease” assuming this is wear she gets her name from. Eventually they land on the bed and Molotov takes out two other daggers and stabs him in the shoulders with them, teasing him all the way. She kissing him and jump off then lighting up a match that burns the room she then lights up a cigarette from the burning room. Brock calls her actions incredible. Brock complains she took all the cigarettes with her. Finally Molotov throws him a cigarette she was already using to his chest.
[Exit Flashback]

Hank goes to Molotov’s room and starts sniffing her clothes, he eventually starts to sniff her boots; the boot’s trigger opens and pricks Hank on the neck a bit. The boot dagger was poisoned, causing Hank to create illusions in his head. He sees very small flash backs of thing that happened to him during the past couple of days, all of which are related to Molotov with his father. Hank, delusional, imagines Molotov walking to him asking Hank if he wants to be with her. Hank says yes. The imaginary Molotov says that Dr. Venture would never agree to them being together, she then asks what he is going to do about it. Molotov opens up her shirt to reveal two heads that look like Hank instead of her breasts. These two heads keep on repeating “Kill Pop”. After this delusion, Hank picks up a machete like knife that was hanging on the wall and starts walking to his father’s room.

At parallel time, Molotov is seen shaking herself from the passion she has just relived from her flash backs. She then sees Hank walking by with a knife. And Brock is sneaking his way into the ruined fortress, where he believes Hunter is at. Hank walks in too his fathers Lab and says he wants to kill him. At the same time in Micronesia, Brock finds Hunter laying down with a sort of oxygen respirator machine attached to him. Both Brock and Hank are raising their knives to kill their father and father figures. But both Brock and Hank are interrupted before they can kill them. Brock sees the Dr. who Hunter supposable kidnapped, and Molotov tells Hank to stop.
Hank screams like a lunatic rubbing his pants and throwing the machete blade around. Dr. Venture becomes terrified of what has become of Hank.

Meanwhile back in Micronesia, the Dr. tells Brock the colonel left him a message; Brock says to the Dr, that he has his orders, and continues to try to kill Hunter. Brock takes of the blanket that was surrounding him, and it is revealed that Hunter had a sex change operation. Brock gets mad at the Dr. for what he has done to his mentor, slaps him around. The Dr. tells Brock that this is what he asked for. Brock eventually doesn’t kill Hunter nor the Dr. … Brock starts walking to an exit, and the Dr. gets some relief that Brock didn’t kill him. Brock comes back to see if it was a complete Sex operation and not just a breast implant operation. He sneaks a peak and walks out again, but with a look on his face like if he where to be disgusted by the thought of looking at his old friend.

[End Role Credits]
Brock and Molotov are back in the Venture compound together, Molotov asks Brock one more time if he would like to join her in the mercenary business, Brock declines, he says, instead “Go Team Venture” Brock asks Dr. Venture were Hank is, Dr. Venture says he’s up in his room, that he is grounded. Then Brock asks what he did. To what Dr. Venture replied: “Get this, I'm working in the lab, right? And Hank sleepwalks in, hauls off and smacks me in the head with a papier-mâché sword, pees his pants and passes out.”

Hank, in his room, sees Molotov leave and sadly wave’s goodbye.

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