Tears of a Sea Cow - Recap
OkayThe episode starts up with a strange looking robot walking slowly toward the Monarch inside a metallic walled hallway. As the robot walks toward him, the Monarch notes how lame the robot looks. When he finishes his remarks, both Tim-Tom and Kevin Moppets jump from behind the robot and start to attack it. The two Moppets are wearing similar Monarch costumes with a pupa theme. As the two Moppets stick knives into the robot’s head, the robot falls to the ground, and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch appears. When the robot falls, she asks the Monarch if he had missed her. The Monarch tells her that he didn’t, seeing that he saw her a few moments ago. When the Monarch finishes talking, a voice through an intercom system is heard. The voice, who refers to himself as Dr. Dugong and in the third person, tells the Monarch and his group that they have destroyed his robot but that he “has many more things up his sleeve." The Monarch responds to Dr. Dugong’s comments and tells him that he doesn’t even have any sleeves, because he’s wearing a seal costume. Dr. Dugong, through the intercom, tells the Monarch that he’s a “dugong” and that he’s not wearing a costume. The Monarch asks the two Moppets to locate Dr. Dugong, although the Monarch calls him Dr. “Manatee." Dr. Dugong, via the intercom, corrects the Monarch again tells him that he’s “Dr. Dugong." The Monarch tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that he’s annoyed because Dr. Dugong has been talking through the intercom system the entire time he’s been inside there. As the Monarch complains to Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, Dr. Dugong continues to talk via the intercom. He tells them his origin story, which he states: “Dr. Douglas Gong, in a desperate attempt to learn the secrets of love and caring, was chemically fused with a gentle sea cow." As Dr. Dugong continues his explanation, the Monarch becomes annoyed with him referring to himself in the third person. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, in attempt to help the Monarch, takes a dagger from her boot and throws it into the intercom’s speaker. The Monarch thanks her for doing this. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells the Monarch that she knows Dr. Dugong is annoying, but then she tells him that he has to try to do his job. The Monarch tells her that Dr. Dugong is a “weenis," and continues to say that his origin story is also very lame. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch agrees with him about Dr. Dugong’s origin story, but then tells him that she wants him to try to take the new arching job seriously. When Dr. Mrs. the Monarch finishes telling him this, both Moppets come back and tell Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that they've found Dr. Dugong’s location. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch pats the two Moppets on their heads and tells them that they did a good job and that she’s proud of them. The Monarch complains to Dr. Mrs. the Monarch on how she’s treating the Moppets. He tells her that they are man enough to ignore him, since they directly told her about their recon mission and only to her.
Inside Dr. Dugong’s command center, Dr. Dugong is sitting in the center of his command center. Dr. Dugong, an elderly man with the appearance of a pink manatee and wears doctor's clothes, rambles on about how he’s only trying to find love. He says something about how he tries to find love on different locations, including whorehouses, and drugs. He also says that he needs to learn that love is located in the sea with the peaceful aquatic mammals. He continues to ramble, and as he does, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch along with her murderous Moppets blast the command center’s door. After she does this, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that the door was locked and that they let themselves in. Kevin tells Dr. Dugong that they have their own key. Dr. Dugong greets them but then notices that the Monarch is missing. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch calls out for the Monarch, and asks him why he’s not there. The Monarch, as he walks inside the command center, notices how freakish Dr. Dugong looks and asks him sarcastically how much “thalidomide” his mother took while she was pregnant with him. Dr. Dugong attempts to say something dramatic to them, but is interrupted by Dr. Mrs. the Monarch. She tells him to hold his thoughts for a minute while she talks to the Monarch. She also tells him not to forget what he’s going to say. He tells her that he won’t. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch asks the Monarch if he can at least try to put on a show for Dr. Dugong. The Monarch tells her that Dr. Dugong is “chump," and that if she were to put him in front of Dr. Venture he could show her how he does true arching. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that they can talk about that later, and again asks him to do his job. The Monarch reluctantly agrees. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells Dr. Dugong to continue. Dr. Dugong restarts his dramatic speech, but is again interrupted by Dr. Mrs. the Monarch who tells him to “shut up." And she continues, she tells him to give them the keys to whatever he has. Dr. Dugong tells her that he has a tank full of “gentle cuttlefish." As the Monarch tries to get into the mood of things, he is thrown off from what Dr. Dugong just said. The Monarch tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that he can’t continue, on the basis on how lame his arch-nemesis is. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tries to help him, telling him to imagine Dr. Dugong as if he were Dr. Venture. The Monarch slowly becomes more confident. He asks one of the Moppets for their bazooka guns. He walks toward Dr. Dugong pointing his gun toward Dr. Dugong’s head. He yells out to him: “You abandoned me and my hatred!" Dr. Dugong, confused about the Monarch’s hostility toward him, tells him that he has “cuttlefish." The Monarch, still yelling at him and pretending it's Dr. Venture, tells Dr. Dugong to look into his eyes. They both look into each other’s eyes and the Monarch pulls the trigger.
Inside Hank and Dean’s room at the Venture compound, Hank, Dermott and H.E.L.P.eR. are playing or acting out as if they were in a rock band. Hank is using a guitar, while Dermott is singing and H.E.L.P.eR. is roaming around the room making electronic rhythm noises. Dean is also in the room taking notes. After Hank, H.E.L.P.eR and Dermott stop playing, Hank asks Dean how their performance was. Dean tells him that he’ll do a feature on their performance, and asks Hank what there “angle” is. Dermott calls Dean “incredibly lame," and Hank explains to Dean that their angle is “the best next thing in rock music since Eddie and the Cruisers." Hank continues to explain to Dean that they’ll be a hit since he has “boy band good looks," Dermott has “bizarre anger” and because of H.E.L.P.eR.’s addiction to drugs. Dean tells them that he likes Hank’s angle because he thinks it has a science angle to it. Dean then asks them what the band’s name is. Hank tells him that he likes the name “Lip Glossary." Dermott says he liked the name “Pope Blood Sacrifice." Dean tells them that he found an angle to go by and that he he’ll make a “readers contest” over the name of the band. Hank tells Dean that they’re his only readers. Dean tells Hank that he has many more subscribers to his newspaper, and that the numbers of subscribers go into the “teens." Dean then takes a printout from his newspaper and starts to read off from the “Affection Directions” article page. Dean reads the following: “A troubled reader queries: I’m in love with my boss’ wife, but because my boss is a known killer and private torturer I’m afraid to say something. Signed, G. Viceroy." Dean stops reading and tells Hank that he replied to G’s question with the following statement. [Scene then switches to the Monarch’s cocoon] The Monarch, reading Dean’s newspaper and specifically Dean’s reply to G. Viceroy’s question, reads out load Dean’s response. The response goes as follows: “It’s a slippery slope you ski, Mr. Viceroy, but yours truly, Deany V., thinks it’s best to march up to her and tell her how you feel. It doesn’t matter that she’s kind of scary and that her dad is magic. It’s best to make your noble intentions known." After the Monarch reads Dean’s article, he calls Dean a “complete weenis." Number 21, who is also in the room inside the Cocoon with the Monarch and Number 24, tells the Monarch that he thought Dean’s response was good. He tells him that a “man cannot live a lie and still be a man." He then says that G. Viceroy must be emotionally depressed. The Monarch tells him that he thinks that G. Viceroy is either fictitious or one of his own henchmen. Number 21 calls the Monarch’s reaction absurd because he has no proof that it could be one of them. As he tells this to the Monarch, he scratches himself and twitches nervously. (Indicating that he is in fact G. Viceroy.) The Monarch tells him that since it's Dean’s personal “fake” newspaper, he doesn’t have many readers. Number 21, now relieved, tells the Monarch that that what he said was what he meant, and that it sounds like a joke that the Monarch could actually think it could be one of them. Number 24 discreetly tells Number 21 to drop the subject. The Monarch reads off the newspaper again, and tells them that Dean had answered his question via the newspaper. He reads the following: “Dear Deany V., I’m remodeling my bachelor pad and everybody knows that Deany V. lives in the coolest home ever! Could you please print out a layout of the Venture Compound, complete with access schematics and security codes? [Scene switches back to Hank, Dermott, H.E.L.P.eR. and Dean inside the Venture Compound.] Dean continues to read off where the Monarch ended. He reads the following response to the Monarch’s question via his newspaper: “You are in luck, Bare Walls in Baltimore, because I plan a whole feature on the whole Venture Compound, and a two page spread on Rusty Venture’s amazing Boom Broom. Fresh from its triumphant showing at the Science Now conference. That, plus word jumbles, comics, and coupons. All in the next Venture Home News." As Dean was reading of the newspaper, Dermott makes a vulgar hand gesture to Dean. Hank notices it and starts to laugh.
Back inside the Monarch’s Cocoon fortress, he Monarch finishes reading the part about Dean’s “Boom Broom” invention being shown off at a convention. He asks his two loyal henchmen if they understand what the news means. Number 24 thinks that Dr. Venture invented an exploding vacuum cleaner. Number 21 tells him that he thinks they gave it the stupidest name ever. The Monarch tells them that were both close, and that it means that Dr. Venture is currently away showing off his invention at the conference. The Monarch tells them that it’s the first year he won’t be there at the conference to ruin his day. Number 21 tells the Monarch that they should go to the conference. He also tells him that if they were to actually go there and arch Dr. Venture it would be “cool." The Monarch tells him that the Guild won’t let him arch Dr. Venture anymore. He then asks why they think he’s hanging out with them in the first place. Number 24 tells the Monarch that it’s because they are “super cool." The Monarch sarcastically tells Number 24 that he’s right in assuming that. Number 21 tells the Monarch that if he were him he’d be with his wife and doing things to her. The Monarch tells Number 21 that if he had someone like his wife he’d actually be living inside an alternate universe with many other impossible things also exists. As he’s telling this to Number 21, he stops and tells him that Number 21 had just reminded him that his wife, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, is doing a post arching party and he has to be attending it right at that moment. The Monarch then runs off to attend Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s party. Both Numbers 21 and 24 realize that the Monarch had gone on to arch someone without them. This hurts both their feelings. Number 21 complains that they don’t get to do anything anymore, and threatens to go out to hench for someone else, giving the paperboy as an exaggerated example.
Inside the Monarch’s new mansion, the Monarch and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, alongside with many of their henchmen including both Moppets are in a conference room. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch angrily tells the Monarch that he killed his new archenemy in a single day. The Monarch responds by telling her he’s just “that good." Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that he isn’t an assassin but just a villain. She continues to say that the Guild is sensitive about their villains committing cold-blooded murder, especially on the first day of arching. They're also sensitive because of the nature of the arch-nemesis, in this case, a man claiming to be half sea cow, and also a “cripple." The Monarch responds by telling her that Dr. Dugong was lame. He says that he refuses to go from arching Dr. Venture to arching Dr. Dugong. He threatens to quit arching altogether if the Guild continues to give him “lame” nemeses like Dr. Dugong. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that it would be mature of him to quit if he continues to kill every new archenemy the Guild provides to him. She tells him that she’s tired of apologizing to the Guild every time he kills his new arches. The Monarch asks her why she’s trying to make him look like he’s the “bad guy” in the conversation. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, angry with him, says that she's trying to make him into a bad guy, seeing that they are both “professional bad guys." The Monarch is annoyed that she’s yelling at him in front of all his henchmen, telling her sarcastically that it’s a “morale booster” for his henchman. She then asks the Monarch why they are arguing in front of them in the first place. The Monarch tells her it’s because they're standing there. Number 24 asks them if they're going to get a divorce. Number 21 tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that she’s wearing a very nice costume. The Monarch tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that he’s annoyed that his cocoon fortress is parked on top of a tree while his henchmen are stuck inside it bored to death doing nothing but playing a videogame with a toy guitar. He continues that he blames this on the two Moppets. Number 24 agrees with the Monarch and calls the two Moppets creepy. Number 21, also agreeing with the Monarch and Number 24, tells them that he has evidence the two Moppets have been peeing on the corners of his room. Tim-Tom takes out a knife and threateningly asks Number 21 if he wants him to lose some of his fat. Kevin continues his partner in taunting Number 21. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them to settle down and also tells them not to cut anyone. The Monarch sarcastically tells the two Moppets that they might as well kill his henchmen since they aren’t being useful around the house. He continues to say that both Moppets, as he describes as “knife-wielding miniature psychos," are doing the henchmen’s job perfectly without them. When the Monarch finishes his speech, he tells his henchmen to move on back to the Cocoon, saying “we aren’t needed here." The Monarch then looks at Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, walks away and covers his face in shame.
Back inside the Venture compound, Hank is jumping furniture to furniture and Dermott is timing him. When Hank jumps toward the desk inside his room, he asks Dermott how much time he did. Dermott tells him that he did 3.33 seconds. He tells him that he didn’t do a bad job for someone who hadn’t done the proper training. He then tells him it’s his turn. Hank tells him that his secret to success on this game is that he has to lead H.E.L.P.eR.. Dermot, as he goes toward a bed, tells him that he already knew that. Dermott then complains that their ceiling is too low for him to perform an acrobatic move he knows. Hank, holding up his stopwatch, tells Dermott to start. Dermott starts and falls on the ground on his first jump, then he gets up and jumps at H.E.L.P.eR. Dermott then tells Hank that he wasn’t ready. As Dermott complains, Hank tells him to be quiet because he hears someone coming. Dermott goes toward the room’s door and holds it down, but Hank tells him to let the person in. Dermott then removes himself and lets the person in. Dean, who is now wearing a jumpsuit, walks in the room and asks them what they are doing. Dermott notices Dean changed his clothes and makes fun of him. Dean explains to him that he’s wearing a “speed suit” and that he wears it when he’s doing scientific things. Hank tells him that putting “plastic dinosaurs in water and watching them grow” isn’t scientific work. Dean takes offence at his brother’s taunt, and tells him that he expected more appreciation for his work. Dean also tells his brother that those are the kinds of responses he would expect Dermott to say, not Hank. Dean then complains about H.E.L.P.eR. and the continuous noise he’s emitting. H.E.L.P.eR.’s noise is that of an electrical 1980s drum set. Hank tells him that he doesn’t even know how he got him to start playing that. Dermott tells him that they don’t even know how to get him to play something different. Dean tells them the time, 10:30, and then tells them that he’s going to clean up the mess in the kitchen. He then says he expects them all to go to bed afterwards. Dermott complains to Dean, telling him to have some fun. Hank tells him to “lighten up." Dean tells Hank that he’s missing the point. He tells him that if their father sees they're responsible, they’ll get more privileges in the future. He gives out some examples like: “scooter rides off the Venture compound," “sleep away astronaut camp," “Public school." Hank, agreeing with Dean’s comments, tells him that they father is moist likely testing them. Dermott calls the two brothers “sad," and asks them why Dr. Venture and Brock decided to leave them alone at the Venture compound to begin with. Hank tells Dermott that they, Brock and Dr. Venture (Most likely Dr. Venture), said something about the Science Conference having hot and desperate women. Dean then tells Dermott that they had a bad confrontation with a group of “hot lava men from Tanga Island." Dean notices that these Lava Men’s female counterparts must get as dangerous when they get as desperate.
Back inside the Monarch’s cocoon fortress, the Monarch, along with Numbers 21 and 24, walk through a hallway. The Monarch complains to his henchmen that he can’t “take it anymore." He then says he needs to take off some steam. Number 24 recommends to the Monarch that they should all go to a “titty bar." Number 21 agrees with 24 and adds to the recommendations to get some “potato skins” while they’re out at the titty bar. The Monarch tells them that he has a better idea. He tells them, in poetic form, that they should go back to do what they long to do, and fight their formal nemesis. Number 21 doesn’t understand the Monarch’s idea, and asks him if he’s confirming the idea to go out and go to the titty bar. The Monarch tells him that he isn’t referring to that, but tells them that they are going to “Fuck up an empty Venture compound." Number 24 tells the Monarch that his wife isn’t going to like this idea. The Monarch tells him that he doesn’t care. The Monarch asks out loud rhetorically when the situation turned on him, he tells his henchmen that he recalls the time when he and his men planted an explosive on Dr. Venture’s baby blue Jeep. Number 24, who also recalls the time they did that, tells the Monarch that that was a great time. Number 21 also recalls the time and even gives out a few specific detail of the event. He tells Number 24 that he remembers him pulling a plunger underneath Dr. Venture’s car to put the bomb on it. Number 24 calls this move a “classic." Number 21 gives out a suggestion on how to do away with Dr. Venture, he tells them that they need to get an anvil and throw it on his head. Number 24 continues Number 21’s suggestion by adding that instead of an anvil, they should get a bomb instead and drop that on him. The Monarch, seemingly enjoying the conversation and ideas presented to him, asks Number 24 if he’s referring to the bombs that are round and have fuses on them. The Monarch sighs and complains about his current life. He tells his henchmen that “hatred” has now become a job for him, and that he used to have true “hatred” for Dr. Venture and that he didn’t need to fake his feelings when arching him. The Monarch slowly recovers from his slump and starts to passionately describe his malice feelings toward Dr. Venture. He tells his henchmen that he wanted to “kick his ass," he then says he wanted to build a machine to “kick his," he then says he wanted to build an empire to house the machine that would “kick his ass." Number 24 tells the Monarch that they should go to the Venture compound and “take a dump” in Dr. Venture’s pool. The Monarch and Numbers 21 & 24 walk toward the Cocoon’s control center. The Monarch notices that there are two seats, on the center of the command center. He asks them why there are two of them. Number 21 tells him that one of them is for his queen, and that it’s one of the many new “super features” they added to the new Cocoon. The Monarch complains to them about it and tells them that they might as well of painted his cocoon fortress pink while they were rebuilding the Cocoon. The Monarch then presses a lever on his thrown that makes his throne move to the side, revealing a hole on its bottom. Number 21 notes that when he rebuilt the throne he hadn’t noticed it could do that. The Monarch then screams out: “To the Monarch Mobile!" and jumps into the hole, followed by Numbers 21. Number 24 doesn’t follow them, but kneels down and yells into the hole telling them that he’s going to take the stairs instead. Number 21, while still following down inside the hole’s tube, yells out to the Monarch to watch out for him because he’s getting “severe momentum” from the fall. The Monarch tells him to grab a hold of something to slow himself down. Number 21 tells him that he can’t. Number 21 then hits the Monarch’s head and crown with his butt. Number 21 asks the Monarch if he can move to the side because he can’t stop. The momentum causes the Monarch and Number 21 to lose their balance. When they arrive at the Monarch Mobile’s garage room, they fall on top of the Monarch Mobile and then onto the floor where they land on top of each other violently. The Monarch, complaining about landing on his coccyx, asks who put the top down on his car. Inside the Monarch mobile, Number 24 tells him that he’ll thank them for it because it’s going to start raining soon. The Monarch Mobile is then shown driving off from the cocoon fortress. It takes off from a high level located near the top of the Cocoon. When it does it almost crashes to the ground, but wings open from the inside the Monarch Mobile and the car flies off. Number 21 tells them that he didn’t know the car could do this. He then asks them if they knew their car could do this.
Inside the Venture compound, Dean, alone in his room, is trying to go to sleep. While H.E.L.P.eR.’s electronic guitar noise is keeping him awake. Dean gets up from his bed and complains that the noise is driving him crazy. Dean goes into Dr. Venture room and opens a closet. Inside the closet is H.E.L.P.eR. who is turned off but his electric guitar noise is still running. Dean tells H.E.L.P.eR. to activate himself. Dean then tells H.E.L.P.eR. to disable his vocal functions. H.E.L.P.eR. then does this, he tries to communicate with Dean but his normal beeps aren‘t heard. Dean then tells H.E.L.P.eR. to disable his alarm function. H.E.L.P.eR.’s blinking red light turns off. Dean then commands H.E.L.P.eR. to “disable all accessible audio functions." He then inputs his “access password” to H.E.L.P.eR.. The password he gives is “Rusty is a Cowboy." When Dean tells this to H.E.L.P.eR., H.E.L.P.eR. proceeds to disable all the Venture Compound’s audible equipment. All of the compound’s electrical equipment is briefly reset, including the light systems.
After H.E.L.P.eR. resets all the audio systems, the outside of the Venture compound is shown. Near the front lawn, Hank and Dermott are inside a tent listening to music when H.E.L.P.eR. had reset all audio systems. Hank’s radio turned off and Dermott asks Hank what happened to it. Hank tells him that he didn’t touch it. Hank continues to say that he hopes the cassette that was inside it didn’t snap because it was Brock’s only tape. He also says that if it did, Brock would be upset with him. Dermott asks Hank if the tape is really Brock's. He then asks Hank he could borrow it for a few days. They then notice a light coming from the sky, glowing toward the tent’s opening. Hank asks him what that light could be. Dermott says that he knew something would happen to them. Hank then asks out loud why the compound’s alarms didn’t go off. Dermott tells him that they didn’t go off because they are UFOs, and that UFOs do strange things with electrical fields. Hank asks him if he’s positive about that. Dermott then says that a UFO has just landed on his house. Dermott and Hank go back inside their tent. Dermott tells Hank since they landed on the Venture compound’s lawn, it rules out the possibility of a weather balloon and the lights being the moon. Hank tells him that he has to call his father and Brock to tell them that the aliens being back. Dermott asks Hank if situations like this happen to them a lot. Hank tells him that it happens less frequently than the times they get ghosts and time traveling people from the past. Hank notices Dermott struggling to take his pants off. He asks him why he’s doing that. Dermott tells him that he’s going to put his lighter up his butt so that when the aliens probe him, he’ll cause their heads to burn. Hank uses his communicator watch to call someone, but no one answers.
Somewhere at the science convention, Brock is sleeping naked with two other half-naked ladies on his bed, while his communicator watch is blinking on a side table. Inside another dormitory room, Dr. Venture is sleeping on his bed with his Boom Broom vacuum next to him, and his communicator watch is also blinking its alarm.
Inside the Monarch’s new mansion, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch is sleeping on her bed, while she is woken up by her two Moppets. She asks them why they woke her up. Kevin tells her that the Monarch is gone. Tim-Tom tells her that his Monarch Mobile is also gone. Kevin tells her that the Monarch is with Numbers 21 and 24. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them that this news doesn’t surprise her. Tim-Tom asks her if she wants them to go find him. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them that she knows exactly where they are. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch then tells them to get out of her room so that she can change. Both Moppets tell her that they can just close their eyes and not peep. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch orders them to leave.
Back inside the Venture Compound, the Monarch and his two favorite henchmen, Number 21 and 24 are outside the compound contemplating their freedom. The Monarch takes a deep breath and asks them to smell the air. Number 24 does so and is sickened by what he smells. He almost gags and calls it foul. Number 21 tells him not to look at him and that there is a septic tank around them somewhere. The Monarch again takes in a deep breath and tells them metaphorically that the odor is the smell of “hate." He tells them that he remembers the first time he smelled that smell. As he tells this to them a flashback sequence seemingly attempt to start, but the Monarch is interrupted by a green flash of light that comes from the sky and drops near the Monarch’s back. The Monarch then smells something burning. He asks his two henchmen if they also smell it. The Monarch then bursts into flames. Both Numbers 21 and 24 start to pat down the Monarch in an attempt to put the flames out. The Monarch, not realizing he’s on fire, asks them why they are hitting him. Number 24 tells him that he’s on fire. The Monarch and Number 21 and 24 then turn around and see green laser like lights coming from the sky hitting the floor near them. The ground starts to shake, and the Monarch asks them what’s happening. Number 21 tells him that he thinks it’s the septic tank and that he thinks it’s going to blow up. The Monarch and his henchmen run off. A huge explosion can be seen exactly where they were standing.
Inside Hank and Dean’s room, Dean wakes up and hears a loud explosion coming from outside the compound. He is startled and gets out of bed immediately following the explosion. The explosion triggered the compound’s panic systems, causing the beds to open their trap doors to the panic room. Dean gets his communicator watch and calls out to someone asking them “what the heck just happened." [Outside in the Venture yard] Hank and Dermott are walking toward where they saw the lights, Hank notices someone trying to communicate to him via his communicator watch. He notices its Dean on the line, and tells him that they are investigating a UFO landing on the east side of the Compound. Hank then asks Dean if he was dumped inside the panic room. [Inside Hank and Dean’s room] Dean tells him that he wasn’t, but one of his stuffed animals and his blanket was. Hank, via communicator watch, tells Dean that the security systems are working but tells him that the alarm system is down, possibly due to the so-called aliens. Dean, trying to cover up his part in the mess, tells Hank that there must be a reasonable and scientific explanation for the alarms not going off. Dean then asks Hank if he called their father. [Outside, in the Venture yard] Hank tells him that he did but nobody answered. Dean, via communicator watch, tells Hank not to panic. Hank tells him that he won’t. Dean then tells Hank that he thinks he’s going to panic. Hank tells Dean not to hide on the closet. [Inside Hank and Dean’s room] Dean is hiding in inside a closet. Dean tells Hank that he only needs a few minutes inside the closet.
Inside The Monarch’s and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s new mansion, the Moppets are gearing up to go after the Monarch. Both Moppets are discussing what they are going to take. Tim-Tom tells Kevin to take the Uzi gun, while he’s going to take an AK-47. Kevin tells Tim-Tom that he wants an AK as well. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, wearing her old Dr. Girlfriend costume, walks into the room where the Moppets were at and tells them to put all their weapons back. She tells them to stay behind. Both Moppets tell her that they need to protect her from the Monarch. Kevin tells her that the Monarch has gone crazy and that he’s dangerous or worse. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch crouches down to tell them, in a caring way as she holds their hands, that they don’t understand the Monarch, and that he’s never hurt her. She continues to say that the Monarch has deep hateful feelings toward Dr. Venture. Tim-Tom asks her why the Monarch has such feelings for him. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that it’s because the Monarch has too much passion. She continues to say that the Monarch has as much hate inside him as many other villains combined. Kevin asks her why the Monarch hates Dr. Venture so much. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells her that it’s because the Monarch can’t fake it, and that he’d rather risk his career in arching, then to not arch Dr. Venture. Tim-Tom tries to clarify their questions, he asks her: “What did Dr. Venture do to the Monarch to make them enemies?” Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them that it wasn’t anything to ruin a career or marriage over. She then says she knows what she has to do. She again tells the two Moppets to stay inside the mansion. Kevin asks her as she walks away, why they can’t get a straight answer to what they were asking her. When Dr. Mrs. the Monarch fully leaves the room, Tim-Tom tells Kevin that he had noticed Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s “panties” as she crouched over to talk to them. Kevin tells him that he was trying to avoid looking at her when she was crouching, he then asks him for details. Tim-Tom tells him that they were white. Both Moppets start to laugh in a creepy perverted way.
Inside the Venture compound’s jet hangar, Number 21 and 24 are hiding out inside the jet hanger. Number 21 tells Number 24 that he can’t believe they didn’t get blown up by the lasers, he then notes that they are like the people on television that never get shot. Number 24 tells Number 21 to quiet down and not to jinx them. He then asks Number 21 if he sees anything. Number 21, as he peeks out to see if anyone is coming near them, tells Number 24 that he can’t see anything with his tinted goggles on. Number 24 tells him to use his night vision. Number 24 hits Number 21 on the head, and Number 21’s night vision is enabled on his goggles. Number 21 tells Number 24 that he can now see everything so clearly, he then asks Number 24 when they got these new features installed. Number 24 tells him that they got it around 1994. As he toys with his newly discovered feature, Number 21 asks why he never knew he had these kinds of features. Number 21 continues to say how cool the night vision feature on his goggles are. He says that everything looks similar to the movie “The Blair Witch Project," including the kids he's looking at though his goggles. Number 24 asks him what kids his talking about. Number 21 points outside of the jet hangar’s door and they see two kids walking along the yard. The two kids are Hank and Dermott. Number 24 asks Number 21 what he was thinking, and tells him to get the kids. Number 24 runs off to get Hank and his friend while Number 21 tries to run to get them as well, but at a slower pace. Hank notices Number 24 running toward them, and tells Dermott to run away.
Inside Dr. Venture’s lab, the Monarch, toying with Dr. Venture’s equipments, “hawks up a loogie” and throws it on one of Dr. Venture Petri dishes located on Dr. Venture’s microscope. After doing this, he talks out load and says “Take a look at that, Rusty." The Monarch then looks around to see what other thing he might ruin. He notices a robot on one of Dr. Venture’s desks. He walks toward it and speaks out loud, cursing Dr. Venture’ name. He says: “You’re rebuilding G.U.A.R.D.O., you pathetic looser? You want to see if it can suck again? Is that what you want? ” As the Monarch talks out loud, he gets on top of G.U.A.R.D.O. and hits it. He accidentally turns it on. When he accidentally turns it on, G.U.A.R.D.O.’s head monitor also turns on having Dr. Venture’s face on it’s screen. He then looks at it mischievously.
Outside on the Venture lawn, Number 24 is chasing Dermott. Number 24 catches up with Dermott and grabs him, pulling him to the floor. Dermott turns around and starts to cough at Number 24’s face and blow saliva on him. Number 24 asks him what he’s doing. Dermott tells him that he’s giving him his “earth germs," and that he’s going to kill him with his cold. He then yells out for help saying: “Alien, alien!” Number 24 tells him that he isn’t an alien but a henchman. Number 24 notices that the kid he caught isn’t a Venture brother. Number 24 then asks him who he is. Dermott tells him that he’s Hank’s friend. Number 24 tells him that he doubts he’s Hank’s friend. Dermott then asks him if he would believe if he’s “Brock Sampson’s long lost son." Number 24 tells him he really doubts that, he tells him that he were truly Brock’s son, he wouldn’t have been able to catch him so easily. Dermott tries to come up with an excuse for his ineptitudes by telling him that he couldn’t run because he has a cigarette lighter stuck up his butt. Number 24 tells him that that sounds more like someone who’s more likely to be Hank’s friend.
Inside the Monarch’s cocoon fortress, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch is sitting on her thrown, and activates the cocoon’s controls via pressing one button on the thrown. She then presses another button on her thrown, and activates the cocoon’s intercom system. She tells all the henchmen onboard the cocoon to man their battle stations. A great cheer is heard coming from all around the cocoon. All the Monarch’s henchmen rejoice at their latest mission. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, after hearing the henchmen’s cheers, lays back in her thrown, pleased by their happiness.
Back at the Venture lawn, Number 21 is chasing Hank and yells out to Hank to slow down. He tells him that he’s about to throw up, and then asks him to stop for a moment. Hank asks Number 21 if he’s calling for a truce. Number 21 tells that he is calling for a truce. He then says he dying. Both Hank and Number 21 stop relatively close to each other, and both are out of breath. When they both stop, Number 21 asks Hank what the warning signs of a heart attack are. Hank tells Number 21 to get out of his yard, and that he and his people aren’t allowed a certain amount of distance from them. (Namely, five hundred feet from them.) Number 21 tells him that they, Hank and Dean, weren’t supposed to be at the compound for the night. Hank tells him that they are here, and complains to them for blowing up his backyard. Hank tells him that he knows his father is going to blame him for this. He then reaches his communicator watch and tells Number 21 that he’s going to call his father, Dr. Venture. Number 21, getting up from taking a breath, tells Hank to wait. Number 21 then tells Hank not to call his father, and asks him to listen to him. Hank tells Number 21 to talk, but that he’d better fix the lawn before he leaves. Number 21 starts to tell Hank that he, Hank, can’t die. He tells him that he’s like magic. Hank asks Number 21 if he’s mocking him. Number 21 tells Hank that he’s seen Hank die at least twice before, and that includes seeing Hank being shot in the head with a shotgun. He reassures Hank and tells him that he’s serious. Number 21 then tells Hank that he’s an immortal. Hank asks him if he’s like the “Highlander." Number 21 tells him that he’s exactly like the Highlander. Hank asks him why he’s telling him this. Number 21 tells him it’s because he has something for him. Number 21 takes his dart gun up. Hank asks Number 21 if the gun is for him. Number 21 tells Hank that it’s sort of for him. When he finishes talking, Number 21 shoots Hank in the chest. Hank falls to the ground. Number 21 then tells Hank that he hates killing him but he didn’t have anything else to say.
Dean walks into the Dr. Venture’s lab and goes inside the panic room to grab his stuffed animal “Mr. Reechy," a stuffed giraffe. He talks to the stuffed animal and tells it not to worry, and that Brock will be back in no time. Dean then hears strange grunting noises coming from his father’s lab. He asks who's there. He then asks if it’s Hank who’s inside the lab and if he knows what happened outside. Dean walks toward the noise and notices a naked Monarch “humping G.U.A.R.D.O.." He asks him what he’s doing to it. The Monarch, surprised, tells Dean that he’s giving the robot “Chlamydia." Dean threatens the Monarch by telling him that when his father realizes what he’s done to the robot, he’s going to be in big trouble. The Monarch, coming up with an excuse, uses reverse psychology on Dean. The Monarch, turning around and pulling his pants back up, tells Dean that it’s a good thing to tell this to Dr. Venture, because that would be the final step to bring Dean into the dark side. Dean doesn’t understand what the Monarch is telling him and asks him what he means. The Monarch tells him to tell on him to his father and that Dean’s training would be complete. The Monarch continues to say that his evil training would be complete, he asks him to join him in being evil. Dean tells the Monarch that he’ll never be like him. The Monarch, walking toward the exit, tells Dean again to complete his training and that when he does. He’ll be a complete super-villain. Dean then starts to cry and tells the Monarch that he’ll never tell his father about this and that he’ll never be like him. The Monarch tells Dean that he has “bested” him on this occasion and that next time he’ll be ready for him. The Monarch, then runs off and tells Dean “farewell."
At the location where the Monarch Mobile is located, Number 24 and Dermott are looking at several different pieces of henchmen equipment and artillery. Number 24 is trying to bribe Dermott to stay silent about the incident by giving out all of his guns. Number 24 tells Dermott that he’s given him several pieces of his equipment and asks him what else he wants. Dermott tells him that he wants fifty dollars from him. Number 24 tells him that he’s a henchman and that they don’t even have money, let alone make any. Dermott tells him that it’s all right, and that he gives him his word that he won’t speak about the invasion. A pink glowing light from the sky shines off to where Dermott and Number 24 where sitting at. From the light’s location, a large pole-like tube comes down and heads toward the Monarch Mobile. Dermott asks Number 21 what that thing is. Number 24 tells him that it’s his ride. (The Monarch’s floating cocoon fortress) As Number 24 tells this to Dermott, the large tube hits the car, connecting each other. Dermott dodges the tube before it reaches the car.
Later inside the command center of the Monarch’s cocoon fortress, Number 21 and Number 24 are back onboard the Cocoon. Number 24, who is drinking something from a mug, tells Number 21 that he bribed Dermott not to tell anyone. Number 24 then asks Number 21 what he did to Hank. Number 21 tells him that he shot him in the chest with a dart gun. Number 24 tells him that he should have thought of that, and shot Dermott with the “tranq” as well. Number 21 tells him that he didn’t use the tranquilizer, but he used the rifle. Number 24 tells him that the rifles shoot tranquilizers. Number 21, again, asks why he never knows anything about his equipment. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, who's on the throne of command center of the Cocoon with them, orders them to “enter stealth mode and to take her (the cocoon) home." Number 21 responds to her by telling her “aye, aye, my love." Both Dr. Mrs. the Monarch and Number 24 say “What?” at the same time. When at that moment, the Monarch walks into the command center half-naked and says hello to his wife.
The Cocoon is shown from a distance, via the perspective outside the Venture compound. When the Cocoon flies off, Hank wakes up from being darted by Number 21. He takes off his dart from his chest and looks at it. Hank then yells out loud happily ”I am the one!."
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Two weeks later, somewhere in the middle of the ocean, the Monarch’s cocoon fortress is flying toward somewhere. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch is talking to the Monarch. She tells him that the Guild took a while to approve her surprise for the Monarch and that it’s on a trial basis only. When she finishes talking, the Monarch asks her if he can open his eyes now. The camera pans view toward another angle, and Spider Skull Island is shown from a distance. Inside the Island's main building, Dr. Jonas Venture Jr., Sea Pirate Captain, Sally Impossible and Ned are all inside watching the Cocoon approach them via view screen. Ned tells them to look at the screen, and also says that it’s a “scary brown flying poopoo."
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Inside Dr. Dugong’s command center, Dr. Dugong is sitting in the center of his command center. Dr. Dugong, an elderly man with the appearance of a pink manatee and wears doctor's clothes, rambles on about how he’s only trying to find love. He says something about how he tries to find love on different locations, including whorehouses, and drugs. He also says that he needs to learn that love is located in the sea with the peaceful aquatic mammals. He continues to ramble, and as he does, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch along with her murderous Moppets blast the command center’s door. After she does this, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that the door was locked and that they let themselves in. Kevin tells Dr. Dugong that they have their own key. Dr. Dugong greets them but then notices that the Monarch is missing. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch calls out for the Monarch, and asks him why he’s not there. The Monarch, as he walks inside the command center, notices how freakish Dr. Dugong looks and asks him sarcastically how much “thalidomide” his mother took while she was pregnant with him. Dr. Dugong attempts to say something dramatic to them, but is interrupted by Dr. Mrs. the Monarch. She tells him to hold his thoughts for a minute while she talks to the Monarch. She also tells him not to forget what he’s going to say. He tells her that he won’t. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch asks the Monarch if he can at least try to put on a show for Dr. Dugong. The Monarch tells her that Dr. Dugong is “chump," and that if she were to put him in front of Dr. Venture he could show her how he does true arching. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that they can talk about that later, and again asks him to do his job. The Monarch reluctantly agrees. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells Dr. Dugong to continue. Dr. Dugong restarts his dramatic speech, but is again interrupted by Dr. Mrs. the Monarch who tells him to “shut up." And she continues, she tells him to give them the keys to whatever he has. Dr. Dugong tells her that he has a tank full of “gentle cuttlefish." As the Monarch tries to get into the mood of things, he is thrown off from what Dr. Dugong just said. The Monarch tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that he can’t continue, on the basis on how lame his arch-nemesis is. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tries to help him, telling him to imagine Dr. Dugong as if he were Dr. Venture. The Monarch slowly becomes more confident. He asks one of the Moppets for their bazooka guns. He walks toward Dr. Dugong pointing his gun toward Dr. Dugong’s head. He yells out to him: “You abandoned me and my hatred!" Dr. Dugong, confused about the Monarch’s hostility toward him, tells him that he has “cuttlefish." The Monarch, still yelling at him and pretending it's Dr. Venture, tells Dr. Dugong to look into his eyes. They both look into each other’s eyes and the Monarch pulls the trigger.
Inside Hank and Dean’s room at the Venture compound, Hank, Dermott and H.E.L.P.eR. are playing or acting out as if they were in a rock band. Hank is using a guitar, while Dermott is singing and H.E.L.P.eR. is roaming around the room making electronic rhythm noises. Dean is also in the room taking notes. After Hank, H.E.L.P.eR and Dermott stop playing, Hank asks Dean how their performance was. Dean tells him that he’ll do a feature on their performance, and asks Hank what there “angle” is. Dermott calls Dean “incredibly lame," and Hank explains to Dean that their angle is “the best next thing in rock music since Eddie and the Cruisers." Hank continues to explain to Dean that they’ll be a hit since he has “boy band good looks," Dermott has “bizarre anger” and because of H.E.L.P.eR.’s addiction to drugs. Dean tells them that he likes Hank’s angle because he thinks it has a science angle to it. Dean then asks them what the band’s name is. Hank tells him that he likes the name “Lip Glossary." Dermott says he liked the name “Pope Blood Sacrifice." Dean tells them that he found an angle to go by and that he he’ll make a “readers contest” over the name of the band. Hank tells Dean that they’re his only readers. Dean tells Hank that he has many more subscribers to his newspaper, and that the numbers of subscribers go into the “teens." Dean then takes a printout from his newspaper and starts to read off from the “Affection Directions” article page. Dean reads the following: “A troubled reader queries: I’m in love with my boss’ wife, but because my boss is a known killer and private torturer I’m afraid to say something. Signed, G. Viceroy." Dean stops reading and tells Hank that he replied to G’s question with the following statement. [Scene then switches to the Monarch’s cocoon] The Monarch, reading Dean’s newspaper and specifically Dean’s reply to G. Viceroy’s question, reads out load Dean’s response. The response goes as follows: “It’s a slippery slope you ski, Mr. Viceroy, but yours truly, Deany V., thinks it’s best to march up to her and tell her how you feel. It doesn’t matter that she’s kind of scary and that her dad is magic. It’s best to make your noble intentions known." After the Monarch reads Dean’s article, he calls Dean a “complete weenis." Number 21, who is also in the room inside the Cocoon with the Monarch and Number 24, tells the Monarch that he thought Dean’s response was good. He tells him that a “man cannot live a lie and still be a man." He then says that G. Viceroy must be emotionally depressed. The Monarch tells him that he thinks that G. Viceroy is either fictitious or one of his own henchmen. Number 21 calls the Monarch’s reaction absurd because he has no proof that it could be one of them. As he tells this to the Monarch, he scratches himself and twitches nervously. (Indicating that he is in fact G. Viceroy.) The Monarch tells him that since it's Dean’s personal “fake” newspaper, he doesn’t have many readers. Number 21, now relieved, tells the Monarch that that what he said was what he meant, and that it sounds like a joke that the Monarch could actually think it could be one of them. Number 24 discreetly tells Number 21 to drop the subject. The Monarch reads off the newspaper again, and tells them that Dean had answered his question via the newspaper. He reads the following: “Dear Deany V., I’m remodeling my bachelor pad and everybody knows that Deany V. lives in the coolest home ever! Could you please print out a layout of the Venture Compound, complete with access schematics and security codes? [Scene switches back to Hank, Dermott, H.E.L.P.eR. and Dean inside the Venture Compound.] Dean continues to read off where the Monarch ended. He reads the following response to the Monarch’s question via his newspaper: “You are in luck, Bare Walls in Baltimore, because I plan a whole feature on the whole Venture Compound, and a two page spread on Rusty Venture’s amazing Boom Broom. Fresh from its triumphant showing at the Science Now conference. That, plus word jumbles, comics, and coupons. All in the next Venture Home News." As Dean was reading of the newspaper, Dermott makes a vulgar hand gesture to Dean. Hank notices it and starts to laugh.
Back inside the Monarch’s Cocoon fortress, he Monarch finishes reading the part about Dean’s “Boom Broom” invention being shown off at a convention. He asks his two loyal henchmen if they understand what the news means. Number 24 thinks that Dr. Venture invented an exploding vacuum cleaner. Number 21 tells him that he thinks they gave it the stupidest name ever. The Monarch tells them that were both close, and that it means that Dr. Venture is currently away showing off his invention at the conference. The Monarch tells them that it’s the first year he won’t be there at the conference to ruin his day. Number 21 tells the Monarch that they should go to the conference. He also tells him that if they were to actually go there and arch Dr. Venture it would be “cool." The Monarch tells him that the Guild won’t let him arch Dr. Venture anymore. He then asks why they think he’s hanging out with them in the first place. Number 24 tells the Monarch that it’s because they are “super cool." The Monarch sarcastically tells Number 24 that he’s right in assuming that. Number 21 tells the Monarch that if he were him he’d be with his wife and doing things to her. The Monarch tells Number 21 that if he had someone like his wife he’d actually be living inside an alternate universe with many other impossible things also exists. As he’s telling this to Number 21, he stops and tells him that Number 21 had just reminded him that his wife, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, is doing a post arching party and he has to be attending it right at that moment. The Monarch then runs off to attend Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s party. Both Numbers 21 and 24 realize that the Monarch had gone on to arch someone without them. This hurts both their feelings. Number 21 complains that they don’t get to do anything anymore, and threatens to go out to hench for someone else, giving the paperboy as an exaggerated example.
Inside the Monarch’s new mansion, the Monarch and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, alongside with many of their henchmen including both Moppets are in a conference room. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch angrily tells the Monarch that he killed his new archenemy in a single day. The Monarch responds by telling her he’s just “that good." Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that he isn’t an assassin but just a villain. She continues to say that the Guild is sensitive about their villains committing cold-blooded murder, especially on the first day of arching. They're also sensitive because of the nature of the arch-nemesis, in this case, a man claiming to be half sea cow, and also a “cripple." The Monarch responds by telling her that Dr. Dugong was lame. He says that he refuses to go from arching Dr. Venture to arching Dr. Dugong. He threatens to quit arching altogether if the Guild continues to give him “lame” nemeses like Dr. Dugong. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that it would be mature of him to quit if he continues to kill every new archenemy the Guild provides to him. She tells him that she’s tired of apologizing to the Guild every time he kills his new arches. The Monarch asks her why she’s trying to make him look like he’s the “bad guy” in the conversation. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, angry with him, says that she's trying to make him into a bad guy, seeing that they are both “professional bad guys." The Monarch is annoyed that she’s yelling at him in front of all his henchmen, telling her sarcastically that it’s a “morale booster” for his henchman. She then asks the Monarch why they are arguing in front of them in the first place. The Monarch tells her it’s because they're standing there. Number 24 asks them if they're going to get a divorce. Number 21 tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that she’s wearing a very nice costume. The Monarch tells Dr. Mrs. the Monarch that he’s annoyed that his cocoon fortress is parked on top of a tree while his henchmen are stuck inside it bored to death doing nothing but playing a videogame with a toy guitar. He continues that he blames this on the two Moppets. Number 24 agrees with the Monarch and calls the two Moppets creepy. Number 21, also agreeing with the Monarch and Number 24, tells them that he has evidence the two Moppets have been peeing on the corners of his room. Tim-Tom takes out a knife and threateningly asks Number 21 if he wants him to lose some of his fat. Kevin continues his partner in taunting Number 21. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them to settle down and also tells them not to cut anyone. The Monarch sarcastically tells the two Moppets that they might as well kill his henchmen since they aren’t being useful around the house. He continues to say that both Moppets, as he describes as “knife-wielding miniature psychos," are doing the henchmen’s job perfectly without them. When the Monarch finishes his speech, he tells his henchmen to move on back to the Cocoon, saying “we aren’t needed here." The Monarch then looks at Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, walks away and covers his face in shame.
Back inside the Venture compound, Hank is jumping furniture to furniture and Dermott is timing him. When Hank jumps toward the desk inside his room, he asks Dermott how much time he did. Dermott tells him that he did 3.33 seconds. He tells him that he didn’t do a bad job for someone who hadn’t done the proper training. He then tells him it’s his turn. Hank tells him that his secret to success on this game is that he has to lead H.E.L.P.eR.. Dermot, as he goes toward a bed, tells him that he already knew that. Dermott then complains that their ceiling is too low for him to perform an acrobatic move he knows. Hank, holding up his stopwatch, tells Dermott to start. Dermott starts and falls on the ground on his first jump, then he gets up and jumps at H.E.L.P.eR. Dermott then tells Hank that he wasn’t ready. As Dermott complains, Hank tells him to be quiet because he hears someone coming. Dermott goes toward the room’s door and holds it down, but Hank tells him to let the person in. Dermott then removes himself and lets the person in. Dean, who is now wearing a jumpsuit, walks in the room and asks them what they are doing. Dermott notices Dean changed his clothes and makes fun of him. Dean explains to him that he’s wearing a “speed suit” and that he wears it when he’s doing scientific things. Hank tells him that putting “plastic dinosaurs in water and watching them grow” isn’t scientific work. Dean takes offence at his brother’s taunt, and tells him that he expected more appreciation for his work. Dean also tells his brother that those are the kinds of responses he would expect Dermott to say, not Hank. Dean then complains about H.E.L.P.eR. and the continuous noise he’s emitting. H.E.L.P.eR.’s noise is that of an electrical 1980s drum set. Hank tells him that he doesn’t even know how he got him to start playing that. Dermott tells him that they don’t even know how to get him to play something different. Dean tells them the time, 10:30, and then tells them that he’s going to clean up the mess in the kitchen. He then says he expects them all to go to bed afterwards. Dermott complains to Dean, telling him to have some fun. Hank tells him to “lighten up." Dean tells Hank that he’s missing the point. He tells him that if their father sees they're responsible, they’ll get more privileges in the future. He gives out some examples like: “scooter rides off the Venture compound," “sleep away astronaut camp," “Public school." Hank, agreeing with Dean’s comments, tells him that they father is moist likely testing them. Dermott calls the two brothers “sad," and asks them why Dr. Venture and Brock decided to leave them alone at the Venture compound to begin with. Hank tells Dermott that they, Brock and Dr. Venture (Most likely Dr. Venture), said something about the Science Conference having hot and desperate women. Dean then tells Dermott that they had a bad confrontation with a group of “hot lava men from Tanga Island." Dean notices that these Lava Men’s female counterparts must get as dangerous when they get as desperate.
Back inside the Monarch’s cocoon fortress, the Monarch, along with Numbers 21 and 24, walk through a hallway. The Monarch complains to his henchmen that he can’t “take it anymore." He then says he needs to take off some steam. Number 24 recommends to the Monarch that they should all go to a “titty bar." Number 21 agrees with 24 and adds to the recommendations to get some “potato skins” while they’re out at the titty bar. The Monarch tells them that he has a better idea. He tells them, in poetic form, that they should go back to do what they long to do, and fight their formal nemesis. Number 21 doesn’t understand the Monarch’s idea, and asks him if he’s confirming the idea to go out and go to the titty bar. The Monarch tells him that he isn’t referring to that, but tells them that they are going to “Fuck up an empty Venture compound." Number 24 tells the Monarch that his wife isn’t going to like this idea. The Monarch tells him that he doesn’t care. The Monarch asks out loud rhetorically when the situation turned on him, he tells his henchmen that he recalls the time when he and his men planted an explosive on Dr. Venture’s baby blue Jeep. Number 24, who also recalls the time they did that, tells the Monarch that that was a great time. Number 21 also recalls the time and even gives out a few specific detail of the event. He tells Number 24 that he remembers him pulling a plunger underneath Dr. Venture’s car to put the bomb on it. Number 24 calls this move a “classic." Number 21 gives out a suggestion on how to do away with Dr. Venture, he tells them that they need to get an anvil and throw it on his head. Number 24 continues Number 21’s suggestion by adding that instead of an anvil, they should get a bomb instead and drop that on him. The Monarch, seemingly enjoying the conversation and ideas presented to him, asks Number 24 if he’s referring to the bombs that are round and have fuses on them. The Monarch sighs and complains about his current life. He tells his henchmen that “hatred” has now become a job for him, and that he used to have true “hatred” for Dr. Venture and that he didn’t need to fake his feelings when arching him. The Monarch slowly recovers from his slump and starts to passionately describe his malice feelings toward Dr. Venture. He tells his henchmen that he wanted to “kick his ass," he then says he wanted to build a machine to “kick his," he then says he wanted to build an empire to house the machine that would “kick his ass." Number 24 tells the Monarch that they should go to the Venture compound and “take a dump” in Dr. Venture’s pool. The Monarch and Numbers 21 & 24 walk toward the Cocoon’s control center. The Monarch notices that there are two seats, on the center of the command center. He asks them why there are two of them. Number 21 tells him that one of them is for his queen, and that it’s one of the many new “super features” they added to the new Cocoon. The Monarch complains to them about it and tells them that they might as well of painted his cocoon fortress pink while they were rebuilding the Cocoon. The Monarch then presses a lever on his thrown that makes his throne move to the side, revealing a hole on its bottom. Number 21 notes that when he rebuilt the throne he hadn’t noticed it could do that. The Monarch then screams out: “To the Monarch Mobile!" and jumps into the hole, followed by Numbers 21. Number 24 doesn’t follow them, but kneels down and yells into the hole telling them that he’s going to take the stairs instead. Number 21, while still following down inside the hole’s tube, yells out to the Monarch to watch out for him because he’s getting “severe momentum” from the fall. The Monarch tells him to grab a hold of something to slow himself down. Number 21 tells him that he can’t. Number 21 then hits the Monarch’s head and crown with his butt. Number 21 asks the Monarch if he can move to the side because he can’t stop. The momentum causes the Monarch and Number 21 to lose their balance. When they arrive at the Monarch Mobile’s garage room, they fall on top of the Monarch Mobile and then onto the floor where they land on top of each other violently. The Monarch, complaining about landing on his coccyx, asks who put the top down on his car. Inside the Monarch mobile, Number 24 tells him that he’ll thank them for it because it’s going to start raining soon. The Monarch Mobile is then shown driving off from the cocoon fortress. It takes off from a high level located near the top of the Cocoon. When it does it almost crashes to the ground, but wings open from the inside the Monarch Mobile and the car flies off. Number 21 tells them that he didn’t know the car could do this. He then asks them if they knew their car could do this.
Inside the Venture compound, Dean, alone in his room, is trying to go to sleep. While H.E.L.P.eR.’s electronic guitar noise is keeping him awake. Dean gets up from his bed and complains that the noise is driving him crazy. Dean goes into Dr. Venture room and opens a closet. Inside the closet is H.E.L.P.eR. who is turned off but his electric guitar noise is still running. Dean tells H.E.L.P.eR. to activate himself. Dean then tells H.E.L.P.eR. to disable his vocal functions. H.E.L.P.eR. then does this, he tries to communicate with Dean but his normal beeps aren‘t heard. Dean then tells H.E.L.P.eR. to disable his alarm function. H.E.L.P.eR.’s blinking red light turns off. Dean then commands H.E.L.P.eR. to “disable all accessible audio functions." He then inputs his “access password” to H.E.L.P.eR.. The password he gives is “Rusty is a Cowboy." When Dean tells this to H.E.L.P.eR., H.E.L.P.eR. proceeds to disable all the Venture Compound’s audible equipment. All of the compound’s electrical equipment is briefly reset, including the light systems.
After H.E.L.P.eR. resets all the audio systems, the outside of the Venture compound is shown. Near the front lawn, Hank and Dermott are inside a tent listening to music when H.E.L.P.eR. had reset all audio systems. Hank’s radio turned off and Dermott asks Hank what happened to it. Hank tells him that he didn’t touch it. Hank continues to say that he hopes the cassette that was inside it didn’t snap because it was Brock’s only tape. He also says that if it did, Brock would be upset with him. Dermott asks Hank if the tape is really Brock's. He then asks Hank he could borrow it for a few days. They then notice a light coming from the sky, glowing toward the tent’s opening. Hank asks him what that light could be. Dermott says that he knew something would happen to them. Hank then asks out loud why the compound’s alarms didn’t go off. Dermott tells him that they didn’t go off because they are UFOs, and that UFOs do strange things with electrical fields. Hank asks him if he’s positive about that. Dermott then says that a UFO has just landed on his house. Dermott and Hank go back inside their tent. Dermott tells Hank since they landed on the Venture compound’s lawn, it rules out the possibility of a weather balloon and the lights being the moon. Hank tells him that he has to call his father and Brock to tell them that the aliens being back. Dermott asks Hank if situations like this happen to them a lot. Hank tells him that it happens less frequently than the times they get ghosts and time traveling people from the past. Hank notices Dermott struggling to take his pants off. He asks him why he’s doing that. Dermott tells him that he’s going to put his lighter up his butt so that when the aliens probe him, he’ll cause their heads to burn. Hank uses his communicator watch to call someone, but no one answers.
Somewhere at the science convention, Brock is sleeping naked with two other half-naked ladies on his bed, while his communicator watch is blinking on a side table. Inside another dormitory room, Dr. Venture is sleeping on his bed with his Boom Broom vacuum next to him, and his communicator watch is also blinking its alarm.
Inside the Monarch’s new mansion, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch is sleeping on her bed, while she is woken up by her two Moppets. She asks them why they woke her up. Kevin tells her that the Monarch is gone. Tim-Tom tells her that his Monarch Mobile is also gone. Kevin tells her that the Monarch is with Numbers 21 and 24. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them that this news doesn’t surprise her. Tim-Tom asks her if she wants them to go find him. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them that she knows exactly where they are. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch then tells them to get out of her room so that she can change. Both Moppets tell her that they can just close their eyes and not peep. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch orders them to leave.
Back inside the Venture Compound, the Monarch and his two favorite henchmen, Number 21 and 24 are outside the compound contemplating their freedom. The Monarch takes a deep breath and asks them to smell the air. Number 24 does so and is sickened by what he smells. He almost gags and calls it foul. Number 21 tells him not to look at him and that there is a septic tank around them somewhere. The Monarch again takes in a deep breath and tells them metaphorically that the odor is the smell of “hate." He tells them that he remembers the first time he smelled that smell. As he tells this to them a flashback sequence seemingly attempt to start, but the Monarch is interrupted by a green flash of light that comes from the sky and drops near the Monarch’s back. The Monarch then smells something burning. He asks his two henchmen if they also smell it. The Monarch then bursts into flames. Both Numbers 21 and 24 start to pat down the Monarch in an attempt to put the flames out. The Monarch, not realizing he’s on fire, asks them why they are hitting him. Number 24 tells him that he’s on fire. The Monarch and Number 21 and 24 then turn around and see green laser like lights coming from the sky hitting the floor near them. The ground starts to shake, and the Monarch asks them what’s happening. Number 21 tells him that he thinks it’s the septic tank and that he thinks it’s going to blow up. The Monarch and his henchmen run off. A huge explosion can be seen exactly where they were standing.
Inside Hank and Dean’s room, Dean wakes up and hears a loud explosion coming from outside the compound. He is startled and gets out of bed immediately following the explosion. The explosion triggered the compound’s panic systems, causing the beds to open their trap doors to the panic room. Dean gets his communicator watch and calls out to someone asking them “what the heck just happened." [Outside in the Venture yard] Hank and Dermott are walking toward where they saw the lights, Hank notices someone trying to communicate to him via his communicator watch. He notices its Dean on the line, and tells him that they are investigating a UFO landing on the east side of the Compound. Hank then asks Dean if he was dumped inside the panic room. [Inside Hank and Dean’s room] Dean tells him that he wasn’t, but one of his stuffed animals and his blanket was. Hank, via communicator watch, tells Dean that the security systems are working but tells him that the alarm system is down, possibly due to the so-called aliens. Dean, trying to cover up his part in the mess, tells Hank that there must be a reasonable and scientific explanation for the alarms not going off. Dean then asks Hank if he called their father. [Outside, in the Venture yard] Hank tells him that he did but nobody answered. Dean, via communicator watch, tells Hank not to panic. Hank tells him that he won’t. Dean then tells Hank that he thinks he’s going to panic. Hank tells Dean not to hide on the closet. [Inside Hank and Dean’s room] Dean is hiding in inside a closet. Dean tells Hank that he only needs a few minutes inside the closet.
Inside The Monarch’s and Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s new mansion, the Moppets are gearing up to go after the Monarch. Both Moppets are discussing what they are going to take. Tim-Tom tells Kevin to take the Uzi gun, while he’s going to take an AK-47. Kevin tells Tim-Tom that he wants an AK as well. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, wearing her old Dr. Girlfriend costume, walks into the room where the Moppets were at and tells them to put all their weapons back. She tells them to stay behind. Both Moppets tell her that they need to protect her from the Monarch. Kevin tells her that the Monarch has gone crazy and that he’s dangerous or worse. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch crouches down to tell them, in a caring way as she holds their hands, that they don’t understand the Monarch, and that he’s never hurt her. She continues to say that the Monarch has deep hateful feelings toward Dr. Venture. Tim-Tom asks her why the Monarch has such feelings for him. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells him that it’s because the Monarch has too much passion. She continues to say that the Monarch has as much hate inside him as many other villains combined. Kevin asks her why the Monarch hates Dr. Venture so much. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells her that it’s because the Monarch can’t fake it, and that he’d rather risk his career in arching, then to not arch Dr. Venture. Tim-Tom tries to clarify their questions, he asks her: “What did Dr. Venture do to the Monarch to make them enemies?” Dr. Mrs. the Monarch tells them that it wasn’t anything to ruin a career or marriage over. She then says she knows what she has to do. She again tells the two Moppets to stay inside the mansion. Kevin asks her as she walks away, why they can’t get a straight answer to what they were asking her. When Dr. Mrs. the Monarch fully leaves the room, Tim-Tom tells Kevin that he had noticed Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s “panties” as she crouched over to talk to them. Kevin tells him that he was trying to avoid looking at her when she was crouching, he then asks him for details. Tim-Tom tells him that they were white. Both Moppets start to laugh in a creepy perverted way.
Inside the Venture compound’s jet hangar, Number 21 and 24 are hiding out inside the jet hanger. Number 21 tells Number 24 that he can’t believe they didn’t get blown up by the lasers, he then notes that they are like the people on television that never get shot. Number 24 tells Number 21 to quiet down and not to jinx them. He then asks Number 21 if he sees anything. Number 21, as he peeks out to see if anyone is coming near them, tells Number 24 that he can’t see anything with his tinted goggles on. Number 24 tells him to use his night vision. Number 24 hits Number 21 on the head, and Number 21’s night vision is enabled on his goggles. Number 21 tells Number 24 that he can now see everything so clearly, he then asks Number 24 when they got these new features installed. Number 24 tells him that they got it around 1994. As he toys with his newly discovered feature, Number 21 asks why he never knew he had these kinds of features. Number 21 continues to say how cool the night vision feature on his goggles are. He says that everything looks similar to the movie “The Blair Witch Project," including the kids he's looking at though his goggles. Number 24 asks him what kids his talking about. Number 21 points outside of the jet hangar’s door and they see two kids walking along the yard. The two kids are Hank and Dermott. Number 24 asks Number 21 what he was thinking, and tells him to get the kids. Number 24 runs off to get Hank and his friend while Number 21 tries to run to get them as well, but at a slower pace. Hank notices Number 24 running toward them, and tells Dermott to run away.
Inside Dr. Venture’s lab, the Monarch, toying with Dr. Venture’s equipments, “hawks up a loogie” and throws it on one of Dr. Venture Petri dishes located on Dr. Venture’s microscope. After doing this, he talks out load and says “Take a look at that, Rusty." The Monarch then looks around to see what other thing he might ruin. He notices a robot on one of Dr. Venture’s desks. He walks toward it and speaks out loud, cursing Dr. Venture’ name. He says: “You’re rebuilding G.U.A.R.D.O., you pathetic looser? You want to see if it can suck again? Is that what you want? ” As the Monarch talks out loud, he gets on top of G.U.A.R.D.O. and hits it. He accidentally turns it on. When he accidentally turns it on, G.U.A.R.D.O.’s head monitor also turns on having Dr. Venture’s face on it’s screen. He then looks at it mischievously.
Outside on the Venture lawn, Number 24 is chasing Dermott. Number 24 catches up with Dermott and grabs him, pulling him to the floor. Dermott turns around and starts to cough at Number 24’s face and blow saliva on him. Number 24 asks him what he’s doing. Dermott tells him that he’s giving him his “earth germs," and that he’s going to kill him with his cold. He then yells out for help saying: “Alien, alien!” Number 24 tells him that he isn’t an alien but a henchman. Number 24 notices that the kid he caught isn’t a Venture brother. Number 24 then asks him who he is. Dermott tells him that he’s Hank’s friend. Number 24 tells him that he doubts he’s Hank’s friend. Dermott then asks him if he would believe if he’s “Brock Sampson’s long lost son." Number 24 tells him he really doubts that, he tells him that he were truly Brock’s son, he wouldn’t have been able to catch him so easily. Dermott tries to come up with an excuse for his ineptitudes by telling him that he couldn’t run because he has a cigarette lighter stuck up his butt. Number 24 tells him that that sounds more like someone who’s more likely to be Hank’s friend.
Inside the Monarch’s cocoon fortress, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch is sitting on her thrown, and activates the cocoon’s controls via pressing one button on the thrown. She then presses another button on her thrown, and activates the cocoon’s intercom system. She tells all the henchmen onboard the cocoon to man their battle stations. A great cheer is heard coming from all around the cocoon. All the Monarch’s henchmen rejoice at their latest mission. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, after hearing the henchmen’s cheers, lays back in her thrown, pleased by their happiness.
Back at the Venture lawn, Number 21 is chasing Hank and yells out to Hank to slow down. He tells him that he’s about to throw up, and then asks him to stop for a moment. Hank asks Number 21 if he’s calling for a truce. Number 21 tells that he is calling for a truce. He then says he dying. Both Hank and Number 21 stop relatively close to each other, and both are out of breath. When they both stop, Number 21 asks Hank what the warning signs of a heart attack are. Hank tells Number 21 to get out of his yard, and that he and his people aren’t allowed a certain amount of distance from them. (Namely, five hundred feet from them.) Number 21 tells him that they, Hank and Dean, weren’t supposed to be at the compound for the night. Hank tells him that they are here, and complains to them for blowing up his backyard. Hank tells him that he knows his father is going to blame him for this. He then reaches his communicator watch and tells Number 21 that he’s going to call his father, Dr. Venture. Number 21, getting up from taking a breath, tells Hank to wait. Number 21 then tells Hank not to call his father, and asks him to listen to him. Hank tells Number 21 to talk, but that he’d better fix the lawn before he leaves. Number 21 starts to tell Hank that he, Hank, can’t die. He tells him that he’s like magic. Hank asks Number 21 if he’s mocking him. Number 21 tells Hank that he’s seen Hank die at least twice before, and that includes seeing Hank being shot in the head with a shotgun. He reassures Hank and tells him that he’s serious. Number 21 then tells Hank that he’s an immortal. Hank asks him if he’s like the “Highlander." Number 21 tells him that he’s exactly like the Highlander. Hank asks him why he’s telling him this. Number 21 tells him it’s because he has something for him. Number 21 takes his dart gun up. Hank asks Number 21 if the gun is for him. Number 21 tells Hank that it’s sort of for him. When he finishes talking, Number 21 shoots Hank in the chest. Hank falls to the ground. Number 21 then tells Hank that he hates killing him but he didn’t have anything else to say.
Dean walks into the Dr. Venture’s lab and goes inside the panic room to grab his stuffed animal “Mr. Reechy," a stuffed giraffe. He talks to the stuffed animal and tells it not to worry, and that Brock will be back in no time. Dean then hears strange grunting noises coming from his father’s lab. He asks who's there. He then asks if it’s Hank who’s inside the lab and if he knows what happened outside. Dean walks toward the noise and notices a naked Monarch “humping G.U.A.R.D.O.." He asks him what he’s doing to it. The Monarch, surprised, tells Dean that he’s giving the robot “Chlamydia." Dean threatens the Monarch by telling him that when his father realizes what he’s done to the robot, he’s going to be in big trouble. The Monarch, coming up with an excuse, uses reverse psychology on Dean. The Monarch, turning around and pulling his pants back up, tells Dean that it’s a good thing to tell this to Dr. Venture, because that would be the final step to bring Dean into the dark side. Dean doesn’t understand what the Monarch is telling him and asks him what he means. The Monarch tells him to tell on him to his father and that Dean’s training would be complete. The Monarch continues to say that his evil training would be complete, he asks him to join him in being evil. Dean tells the Monarch that he’ll never be like him. The Monarch, walking toward the exit, tells Dean again to complete his training and that when he does. He’ll be a complete super-villain. Dean then starts to cry and tells the Monarch that he’ll never tell his father about this and that he’ll never be like him. The Monarch tells Dean that he has “bested” him on this occasion and that next time he’ll be ready for him. The Monarch, then runs off and tells Dean “farewell."
At the location where the Monarch Mobile is located, Number 24 and Dermott are looking at several different pieces of henchmen equipment and artillery. Number 24 is trying to bribe Dermott to stay silent about the incident by giving out all of his guns. Number 24 tells Dermott that he’s given him several pieces of his equipment and asks him what else he wants. Dermott tells him that he wants fifty dollars from him. Number 24 tells him that he’s a henchman and that they don’t even have money, let alone make any. Dermott tells him that it’s all right, and that he gives him his word that he won’t speak about the invasion. A pink glowing light from the sky shines off to where Dermott and Number 24 where sitting at. From the light’s location, a large pole-like tube comes down and heads toward the Monarch Mobile. Dermott asks Number 21 what that thing is. Number 24 tells him that it’s his ride. (The Monarch’s floating cocoon fortress) As Number 24 tells this to Dermott, the large tube hits the car, connecting each other. Dermott dodges the tube before it reaches the car.
Later inside the command center of the Monarch’s cocoon fortress, Number 21 and Number 24 are back onboard the Cocoon. Number 24, who is drinking something from a mug, tells Number 21 that he bribed Dermott not to tell anyone. Number 24 then asks Number 21 what he did to Hank. Number 21 tells him that he shot him in the chest with a dart gun. Number 24 tells him that he should have thought of that, and shot Dermott with the “tranq” as well. Number 21 tells him that he didn’t use the tranquilizer, but he used the rifle. Number 24 tells him that the rifles shoot tranquilizers. Number 21, again, asks why he never knows anything about his equipment. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch, who's on the throne of command center of the Cocoon with them, orders them to “enter stealth mode and to take her (the cocoon) home." Number 21 responds to her by telling her “aye, aye, my love." Both Dr. Mrs. the Monarch and Number 24 say “What?” at the same time. When at that moment, the Monarch walks into the command center half-naked and says hello to his wife.
The Cocoon is shown from a distance, via the perspective outside the Venture compound. When the Cocoon flies off, Hank wakes up from being darted by Number 21. He takes off his dart from his chest and looks at it. Hank then yells out loud happily ”I am the one!."
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Two weeks later, somewhere in the middle of the ocean, the Monarch’s cocoon fortress is flying toward somewhere. Dr. Mrs. the Monarch is talking to the Monarch. She tells him that the Guild took a while to approve her surprise for the Monarch and that it’s on a trial basis only. When she finishes talking, the Monarch asks her if he can open his eyes now. The camera pans view toward another angle, and Spider Skull Island is shown from a distance. Inside the Island's main building, Dr. Jonas Venture Jr., Sea Pirate Captain, Sally Impossible and Ned are all inside watching the Cocoon approach them via view screen. Ned tells them to look at the screen, and also says that it’s a “scary brown flying poopoo."
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