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The War at Home :: Drive Me Crazy (01x22)
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| Title: | Drive Me Crazy |
| Episode #: | 01x22 |
| Production Number: | 2T7619 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday April 30th, 2006 |
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Hilary gets pulled over for reckless driving while out taking driving lessons from Dave, who takes the blame hoping Hilary will love him forever for it. However, Hilary isn't as appreciative as Dave had hoped, and the driving incident turns into a DUI arrest, leading to court. Meanwhile, Larry is heart broken after he learns Vicky forgot to sign him up for Shakespeare camp, and Dave and Mike become addicted to online poker.
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This episode was the Season Finale of Season 1.
| Christopher Michael, who plays the police officer in this episode, is best known as Officer Michaels on 7 Heaven. In fact, most of his roles have been law enforcement related.
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Vicky: Did you open a new credit card without telling me?
Dave: Honey, after 17 years, I don't even take off my pants without telling you.
Vicky: Well, you gotta call the credit card company right away, because if you didn't open it, and I didn't open it, then it could be identity theft.
Dave: Yeah, right, like anyone would want my identity.
| Dave: (watching basketball game) Yes! Rejection! In your face!
Hillary: Daddy, will you take me to practice driving now?
Dave: No! Rejection! In your face!
Hillary: But you promised.
Dave: Ah, let that be a little life lesson to you, sweetie. Men break their promises, so stay away from them, all of them, especially me when I'm watching the game. Get out of here.
| Dave: (about Larry) Yeah, God forbid my kid miss Shakespeare camp this year. Who are all the other dads going to make fun of?
| Dave: You want to tell me what the hell this is?
Mike: Okay, um... I mailed in a pre-approved credit card application in your name and used it to sign up for an online poker site.
Dave: How much you want to bet I'm gonna kick your ass right now?
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Dave: It was a toss-up. I mean, tell Vicky I'm letting Mike gamble or get in a car with Hillary. Either way, I'm probably dead.
| Dave: All right, not too fast. Keep your eyes on the road. Good. All right, let's go home.
Hillary: I've only been driving, like, five minutes.
Dave: Well, it seems like a lot longer when your entire life flashes in front of your eyes.
| Vicky: You could lose your license over this.
Dave: You don't know what you're talking about. For your information, I already lost it.
| Dave: (about Hillary) Ah, you're just jealous because right now, she likes me more than she likes you.
Vicky: Well, maybe I should toss back a couple of cocktails and take her for a joyride.
Dave: Well, guess what? You can't. Car's been impounded.
| Dave: Wow, $8,200, Mike. What are you going to do with your share of the money?
Mike: I don't know, um, video games, maybe DVDs, candy. What about you, Dad?
Dave: Yeah, me, too. Candy.
(cut scene; Dave is in a strip club)
Candy: Thank you, Dave.
Dave: You're welcome, Candy.
| Vicky: Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you. I forgot to send his application in, and now I feel like the worst mother in the world. You just gotta let him in. I can't live with the guilt.
Camp Director: Sorry, Mrs. Gold, I would love to have Larry at Camp To Be Or Not To Be, but unfortunately, for this summer, it's not to be.
| Vicky: All right, I need a favor. I need you to make fun of your brother to the point where he's too embarrassed to go to Shakespeare camp.
Mike: Excuse me?
Vicky: You know, you go, "Hey, Larry, Shakespeare camp, huh? Was sex change camp all filled up?" But, you know, in your own style.
Mike: Forget it, Mom, I'm not doing that?
Vicky: Why not? Since when do you care about hurting his feelings?
Mike: Oh, I don't care about hurting his feelings, okay? I'm just not going to talk him out of leaving the house for two weeks. That's my summer vacation.
| Dave: You're punished.
Mike: You're taking my computer away? For what? For losing the money?
Dave: No, for opening a credit card and gambling online. You're 13, you idiot. You're not supposed to be gambling. It's wrong and I never should have let you do it in the first place.
Mike: Well, then why aren't you punished?
Dave: Hey, I have three kids, all right? Every day of my life is a punishment.
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