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The War at Home
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| Title: | Back to School |
| Episode Number: | 23 |
| Season: | 2 |
| Season Episode #.: | 1 |
| Production Number: | 3T5601 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday September 10th, 2006 |
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When the first day of school arrives, Dave and Vicky couldn't be happier, but the first week will be more eventful than they predicted. Dave meddles in Mike's love life in order to stay friends with his current girlfriend's father, Hillary refuses to take her last year of high school seriously, and Larry...erm...Gideon completely overhauls his style.
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| Mike's hair style has changed since the first season. It is now long and unstyled, rather than the old short and spikey look.
| Apparently, Mike is a Freshman, Larry is a Junior, and Hillary is a senior.
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| Dave: The first day of school. When you're a kid, it's the worst day of the year. When you're a parent, it's the 4th of July, New Year's Eve, and your birthday all rolled into one. In fact, I just got some back-to-school supplies. (pops open a bottle of champagne)
| Larry: (singing/playing the piano) I’m G-I-D to the E-O-N
I’m a star, I’m Gideon
Gee who’s that?
I don’t know
Dee duh
It’s Gideon
I’m Gideon
E-gad look there
………….
Oh so cool
And now it’s clear
Gideon’s here
| Vicky: You have time to come home for sex, but you don't have time to stop last night at the Costco?
Dave: Well, I would have, if you had met there and had sex with me.
| Vicky: What are you wearing? Is that my scarf?
Larry: No, it's an ascot. (walks away singing the Gideon song)
Dave: Well, the "ass" part sounds about right.
| Vicky: Oh, look how cute you look your first day of high school.
Mike: Cute? No, no, no. I don't need cute. I need cool. Do I look cool? Do I?
Vicky: Relax, you're going to be fine.
Dave: Yeah, you're going to be fine. You're handsome, you're funny. You're just like me. Besides, you've got a girlfriend, so you're miles ahead of every other freshmen.
(Larry walks in)
Dave: And some juniors.
| Dave: What, you've actually thought about breaking up with me?
Vicky: Honey, I share a bathroom with you. I think about breaking up with you every morning.
Dave: No, no, seriously, tell me, have you actually thought about breaking up with me? Because I can't think of one reason why anyone would want to break up with me.
Vicky: (laughs) Trust me, there have been situations.
Dave: Yeah? Well, tell me one.
Vicky: How about the time when I was pregnant with Hillary, and my water broke, and your first instinct was to criticize me because I ruined the upholstery of your Camaro.
Dave: It was a new car!
| Dave: I like Jeff. He's funny, he's a good guy, you know, he's good at basketball, but, you know, not as good as me. I like spending time with him.
Vicky: Oh, how cute. You have a man crush.
Dave: What are you talking about?
Vicky: You're afraid if Mike breaks up with Heidi, Jeff will break up with you.
Dave: Oh, don't be ridiculous. I don't have a man crush. I just like spending time with him. You know, he's a good guy. We have a good time together, and...
Vicky: He's got a really hot ass.
Dave: I don't look at his ass, all right? I don't know what it looks like. It's not a man crush. Weirdo.
| Vicky: Why would you tell Jeff that Mike is breaking up with Heidi?
Dave: I got lost in the moment.
Vicky: Really? Are you sure you didn't get lost in his eyes?
| Larry: Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to leave your room.
Hillary: Oh, I thought you weren't supposed to be such a huge dork now that you've re-invented yourself... Gidget.
Larry: Gideon. I'm Gideon.
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