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The War at Home: Be Careful What You Ask For

When Hillary's SAT scores come back surprisingly high Dave accuses her of cheating. Meanwhile, Dave and Vicky meet a new couple who seem to be interested in more than just friendship; and Larry goes out on a date with one of Dave's client's daughters, but the two don't exactly turn out to be a match made in heaven.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 2x6
Production Number: 3T5605
Airdate: Sunday November 12th, 2006

Director: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Darin Henry

Guest Stars
Joel BrooksJoel Brooks
As Joel
Brendan ShanahanBrendan Shanahan
As Jesus Christ
Ethan PhillipsEthan Phillips
As Bob Cooper
Jenn ShagrinJenn Shagrin
As Tiffany
Neal LernerNeal Lerner
As Waiter
Rich FieldsRich Fields
As Game Show Host
Episode Notes
Hillary's SAT score is 1850.

Episode Quotes
Tiffany: I was thinking we should have sex and then kill ourselves.
Larry: Kill ourselves? Wait...have se...wait, kill ourselves?!

Dave: Anyways. That client you just met, Bob. He thinks you're cute, and he wants to know if you are free Friday night.

Dave: Go ahead. Open it.
Hillary: I'm scared.
Dave: Oh, come on, it's just the SATs. I mean, whenever you take a test, I'm happy as long as it doesn't turn out pink or blue.

Larry: You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. You should judge it by its smokin' hot body!

Dave: No, no, I would never let another man touch you.
Vicky: Yeah, and I would never let another woman touch you.
Dave: Yeah, and I would never let another woman touch you. Well, that's not true.

Dave: So, uh, was she hot?
Joe: No, you've met my wife.

Vicky: What is wrong with you? Something good has happened and you can't enjoy it. You have to piss all over it. Come on, can't you just let it go and be happy?
Dave: Have you just met me? I don't let it go, I don't have a stamp collection, I don't whittle, I don't own a ham radio. Pissing on things is my hobby.

Tiffany: Look, we don't have to do this. Life sucks enough without my father having make me go out with a nerd.
Larry: Nerd? Whoa, nellie, I'm no nerd. Oh, I get it. You think this is the real me. Well, it's not. If it were up to me, I'd look like a walking corpse too.

Dave: So, uh, while you're waiting, can I get you anything? A soda? Some pretzels?
(cut scene)
Dave: An exorcist?

Dave: So...Tiffany's, uh, quite the young lady.
Bob: Oh, please. She's a nightmare. I want to drop her off in a field, then move, then kill myself to make sure she doesn't find me.

Episode References
Dave: I know how you feel. Last year, my son did a play.

Dave is referring to Season 1, Episode 9 "Dave Get Your Gun".

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