Toby: It’s “Throw Open Our Office Doors To People Who Want To Discuss Things That We Could Care Less About ... Day”.
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C.J.: There's an article I want you to read in The New Yorker.
Josh: What's it about?
C.J.: Smallpox.
Josh: The disease?
C.J.: No, the dessert topping, Josh.
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Bartlet: Ten years ago, the Federal budget had a deficit of 22 billion dollars but the national debt rose from 5.2 trillion to 5.4 trillion in the same fiscal year
Economist: You knew those figures in your head?
Leo: The President's startlingly freakish that way.
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Sam: Because there are levels, and an order to our Air Force Command, and to jump from a radar officer to the Commander in Chief would skip several of those levels.
Bob: Like what?
Sam: Like the Pentagon, and, you know, perhaps therapy.
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Bartlet: Do you want to play or do you want to write my eulogy?
Toby: Can I be honest with you?
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Sam: What can I do for you, Bob?
Bob: In a nutshell?
Sam: So to speak.
Bob: We'd like the White House to pay a little more attention to UFOs.
Sam: Are we paying any attention at all right now?
Bob: No.
Sam: Thank God.
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C.J.: More people get killed each year getting change out of a vending machine than get killed in a wolf attack. Number of people killed last year retrieving change from a vending machine: four. Number of people killed by a wolf attack: zero.
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Josh: (to Leo) Is today total crackpot day?
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Josh: What did you want to talk about?
Leo: First off (he slaps him on top of the head) That's for total crackpot day.
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