Josh: I've been subpoenaed.
Mrs. Landingham: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. Would you like a cookie?
Bartlet: My daughter asked you out?
Charlie: Yes, sir.
Bartlet: I should have locked her up in a dungeon.
Charlie: I don't think you have one, sir.
Bartlet: I could have built one.
Mandy: We're going to look good in California.
Josh: I'm going to look pale.
Mandy: I meant the president.
Josh: I know. I'm just saying.
Toby: Where'd you get this stuff?
Larry: I swear to God, the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Bartlet: Lord John Marbury. Former ambassador to New Delhi from the court of St. James.
Sam: Where do we find him?
Leo: A psychiatric institution.
Bartlet: He's colorful, Leo.
Leo: You're really going to let him loose in the White House with his liquor and women.
Bartlet: We can hide the women. But the man deserves a drink.
While the NRO officers are on the satillite phones, the Indian task force has two CVEs and four destroyers. Later, Bartlet says that there are four CVEs and two destroyers.
Bartlet: I'm Spencer Tracy at the end of "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner."
In the movie Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, actor Spencer Tracy plays the part of the white father who is shocked to find that his daughter is engaged to a black man. However, as the movie progresses, he realizes that skin tone shouldn't be a factor.