Josh: All right. First things first - what time is it in Tokyo?
Toby: They're fourteen hours ahead.
Josh: I thought it was thirteen.
C.J.: Guys, there are clocks on the wall.
Charlie: Well he would have especially enjoyed the scene where the Prince Myshkin character has a seizure while engaging in an erotic fantasy in a Long Island church.
Mrs. Landingham: Charlie, please don't say the word "erotic" in the Oval Office.
Charlie: I'd be perfectly happy never to say any of those words anywhere ever again.
Andy: I find that when I skip over the first step and move right to the second step, it becomes a lot harder for people to say no.
Toby: I bring you here, and we sit, and we have coffee, and we have Danish, in the hope that calmer and, dare I say, prettier heads prevail.
Andy: Oh, I miss patronizing, sexist Toby.
Toby: I was referring to myself.
Josh: He's gonna land in Washington an hour before he took off.
Josh: That story doesn't beat the Surgeon General?
The Family Values Leadership Council
The Family Values Leadership Council, a fictional group, is most likely a reference to the Family Research Council.