Adamley: Sultan Bin Abu Azir ain't what he used to be. Last time I was in Kuwait he gave me a gold-inlaid Gadara sword originating from the Bin Hamar tribe.
Leo: What'd you get this time?
Leo: Wanna go down to the Situation Room, blow 'em off the face of the earth?
Sam: If you're in the middle of something, I can come back.
Adamley: We're eliminating genocide. What are you doing?
Sam: Eliminating the penny. So, I'll come back.
Bartlet: Texans don't like that you have the courage of your convictions?
Hoynes: They're not my convictions, they're yours.
Bartlet: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Abbey: You are an oratorical snob.
Bartlet: Yes, and God loves me for it.
Abbey: You said he was sending you to hell.
Bartlet: For other stuff, not for this.
Bartlet: It sucked.
Abbey: You're talking about church.
Bartlet: Oh, like I'm not already going to hell.
Bartlet: It's not easy being my Vice-President, is it?
Hoynes: No, sir.
Bartlet: I wouldn't think so.