Episode Quotes
Josh: Amy Gardner's always irate about something. I wouldn't give it a lot of thought.
Bartlet: Did the Celtics win last night?
Charlie: No, they got crushed.
Bartlet: 'Kay, when I say 'Did they win?' you can just say yes or no.
Charlie: They got pretty well crushed.
C.J.: You know, if I was living in Qumar, I wouldn't be allowed to say 'Shove it up your ass, Toby,' but since I'm not: Shove it up your ass, Toby!
Amy: Are you dating your assistant?
Josh: No.
Amy: 'Cause I heard you might be.
Josh: I'm not.
Amy: Are you dating Joey Lucas?
Josh: No.
Amy: Water balloon!
Josh: What are you, like 15?