Larry: I'm Larry, he's Ed.
C.J.: I usually don't know that.
Josh: Press hold, and I will pick up the phone in my office.
Donna: I'm sorry, how does a telephone work again?
Leo: You think I am so desperate to save my ass I'm going to roll over on Jed Bartlet? I take a bullet for the President. He doesn't take one for me.
Leo: This is five hundred and thirty-five Congressmen and Senators standing up and saying the President lied and should ashamed of himself. And this is us, standing up and saying 'You're right.' This would be the first time in history a President has been censured. Congress isn't talk radio - it's the seat of democracy, their opinion matters, and their condemnation doesn't have to come with handcuffs to be devastating to this President. That is the force and effect. And it's not gonna happen 'cause of me.
Bartlet: I'm really not going to talk to you about my underwear.
Sam: That's ... disappointing, Mr. President.