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1 :01x01 - Season 1, Episode 1
Ipod Shuffle; Hitler Rap; Timmy Poops His Pants; Alcoholics Anonymous; Abe Lincoln; Pizza Bagels; Sexy Fawn; Get a New Daddy
2 :01x02 - Season 1, Episode 2
Rock and Roll Indiana Jones; Let's Wake Up the Neighbors; Movie Pitching Guy; Abdell Drums; Polite War; Burglar; Whip boy; Brothers in Arms; Scotty
3 :01x03 - Season 1, Episode 3
Peeing; Cubicle Guy; Pimp Pun Disaster; Whiskey; Time Travel Farmer; Astronaut Mess; Trevor Talks to the Kids
4 :01x04 - Season 1, Episode 4
Scarin Babies; Saturday; Did You Date; European History 1; Crying; White Castle; Europeans 2; Opposite Day Lawyer; Funeral Request; Europeans 3
5 :01x05 - Season 1, Episode 5
If You Think; Dating Show; Ghost Tea Bag; Girl Sympathy;Ghost Tea Bag 2; You're Peeing on My Leg; John Wilkes Booth
6 :01x06 - Season 1, Episode 6
Heaven; I Want to Kill the President; Bogey on My Six; Slow Jerkin; Race War; Bigfoot vs. Gravedigger; Sub Sandwich; I Don't Know Bob
7 :01x07 - Season 1, Episode 7
Dear Black People; Hot Air Balloon Poop Rope; Firing Squad; Accidental Puke; Gallon of PCP; Kool Aid; Gross Out; Point/Counterpoint
8 :01x08 - Season 1, Episode 8
Pie; Acting Class; Demon Ouija Board; Flower Monster; Rape Role Play; Timmy Dance; Sam in the Bag
9 :01x09 - Season 1, Episode 9
Pirates; Glory Hole; Attention Guy; Bank Heist; Mrs. President; Mom and Dad's Divorce; Tattoo Parlor
10 :01x10 - Season 1, Episode 10
Jim Bust - Jism; We Gon' Make Love; Motorcycle Momma; Jim Bust - Jim's Gay; Timmy Dance; Screamers; Mr. T Gets Cancer; Jim Bust - Fart; Gun in the Face; Mountain of Chairs; Jim Bust - Puppy
11 :02x01 - Season 2, Episode 1
* Sam's Nut I
* Dino Rap
* Neil & Buzz
* Sam's Nut II
* Black Doctor
* Air Dry
* Sam's Nut III
* Happier with your Mouth Open
* Fart Dinner
* Blind Not Blind
12 :02x02 - Season 2, Episode 2
* String Pull
* Watching Ninja
* Never Song
* Be A Cop
* Cowboy
* Feeler Doc
* You Can See Me
* Blue Whale Dick
13 :02x03 - Season 2, Episode 3
* Instant Karma Bigot
* Weird
* Elephant Balls
* Joining the Army
* Jack and Oswald
* George Lucas
* Totally Gay for America
14 :02x04 - Season 2, Episode 4
* Forever Puppies
* Guillotine Days
* Francis Scott Key
* Opus
15 :02x05 - Season 2, Episode 5
* Reverse Psychology
* Kicking Guy
* Whale Tail
* Religious Cult
* Devil Gun
* Nail Gun
16 :02x06 - Season 2, Episode 6
* Forest Whitaker
* Manatee Finger Bang
* Office Head Explosion
* Period Sketch
* Ninja School
* Our Label is Run by Homos
17 :02x07 - Season 2, Episode 7
* Falling Ladies
* Tar Toast #1
* Successful Relationship
* Tar Toast #2
* Drunk Dad
* Shark Man
* Underwater
* Time Travel Friends
18 :02x08 - Season 2, Episode 8
* Take My Face Off
* Boiler Room
* Driving Instructor
* Entertainment Today
* Dogs Love Boobs
* Auto Erotic
* Bear Problems
* Good Morning Dad
19 :02x09 - Season 2, Episode 9
This episodes sketches include "Keg Stand Dad," "Complete Human History" and "Office Pranks."
20 :02x10 - Season 2, Episode 10
21 :03x01 - Chaplin, Bible Stories, Feline Delights, Dumb Newscast, Car Dealership
-Chaplin
-Bible Stories
-Feline Delights
-Dumb Newscast
-Car Dealership
21 :03x02 - Little Rascals, Call Of Duty, God Says Song
-Little Rascals
-Call Of Duty
-God Says Song
23 :03x03 - Water Balloons, Hot Dog Timmy, JJ Marvin
-Water Balloons
-Hot Dog Timmy
-JJ Marvin
24 :03x04 - Foot Touch Oh Gross, Gay Sketch, Bad Panda, Gandalf
-Foot Touch Oh Gross Gay Sketch
-Bad Panda
-Gandalf
25 :03x05 - Presidential Props, Island Cannibal, Helicopter Door, Super Dog
-Presidential Props
-Island Cannibal
-Helicopter Door
-Super Dog
26 :03x06 - Trent Reznor, Homeschool, Telekinesis, Dog Park
-Trent Reznor
-Homeschool
-Telekinesis
-Dog Park
27 :03x07 - Asian Hooker Business, Skatefall, Earthquake, Bonersong
-Asian Hooker Business
-Skatefall
-Earthquake
-Bonersong
28 :03x08 - Tit Slap, John Hancock, Bad Dominatrix, Bobo The Monkey
-Tit Slap
-John Hancock
-Bad Dominatrix
-Bobo The Monkey
29 :03x09 - Horses Love, Lovliest Bride, Fight Club, Pop Tart
-Horses Love Stegosaurus
-Lovliest Bride
-Fight Club
-Pop Tart
30 :03x10 - Shoshan, Lawnmower Dad, Elves, Blue Hair
-Shoshan
-Lawnmower Dad
-Elves
-Blue Hair
31 :03x11 - Shitchest Boner Neck, Crack, What is it Baby, Last Action Hero
-Shitchest Boner Neck
-Crack
-What is it Baby
-Last Action Hero
32 :03x12 - Mustard Gas, Kindergarden Cons, Table Monster
-Mustard Gas
-Kindergarden Cons
-Table Monster
33 :03x13 - Genie, Epilepsy Test, Throw Up Employee
-Genie
-Epilepsy Test
-Throw Up Employee
34 :03x14 - Grapist, Lottery, Ronnie, John & George
-Grapist
-Lottery
-Ronnie, John & George
36 :03x16 - Courtroom Stripper, Dad Story, Life Goes Alien
-Courtroom Stripper
-Dad Story
-Life Goes Alien
37 :03x17 - Wheel of Money, Butler Sketch, Hiking Documentary, Backseat
-Wheel of Money
-Butler Sketch
-Hiking Documentary
-Backseat
38 :03x18 - End of Space, Donkey Dad, Hippo in the City
-End of Space
-Donkey Dad
-Fuck This Job
-Hippo In The City
39 :03x19 - Season 3, Episode 19
-Jerkocaust
-Trophy Coach
-Helicopter Wife Cheating
40 :03x20 - Season 3, Episode 20
-Another Astronaut Sketch
-Not Particularly Sure
-Maroon President
-Bathroom Camera