Artemus: And as for you! You are the most contemptible, lowest, deceitful, treacherous, disordered, malignant... you want to add anything?
James: No, I think you covered it all, Artie. Artie always did have a way with words.
Artemus: Well you've got plenty of young agents actively in the Service. Why two old... sagging retirees?
Robert T. Malone: I bet you can't give me one good reason...
Artemus: How about we could get killed?
Robert T. Malone: I said a good reason.
James: Edney, I have every inclination to pull that cord, stop this train, and throw you off, and see how long an Englishman can survive out there with the Gila Monsters and cactus.
Colonel Sir David Edney: An Englishman could survive on those things you mentioned for as long as it's necessary for an Englishman to survive on those... things you mention.
James: AP2, I just want you to know one thing. As far as all of us are concerned, you are just another demented anti-social madman.
Albert Paradine II: Wrong. Anti-social sane madman.