Jim “drops in” on Coley and his gang.
Coley’s gang capture Artie.
Dr. Kirby removes his fake toupee and beard.
Jim, Artie, and Anna share a toast.
James: One thing I love is a warm welcome.
Artemus: Yeah, so do I. Where do you think we can find one?
James: Let’s try the saloon.
Artemus: I like the way you think.
Governor Marcus Hawthorne: I understand you’re a man of many accomplishment, many skills.
James: I know how to shave myself.
Governor Marcus Hawthorne: I don’t mind impertinence, Mr. West. It shows spirit. And you’re going to need lots of it.
Coley Rodman: What brings you out here?
Artemus: Nothing, I told you. Just stumbled onto the place.
Coley Rodman: It’s on the way to nowhere.
Artemus: Just where I was headed.
Artemus: What do you suppose will happen when we don’t die on schedule?
James: I imagine they’ll give us some help.