In San Francisco, Jim is picking up a package from an Asian woman at a magazine kiosk. As he goes along his way, a robber runs out of a bank and the teller yells for help before collapsing from his wound. Jim fires a warning shot into the air and the robber falls to the ground. A doctor arrives and checks the supposed robber, confirming he’s dead. Jim comes over and discovers that the bags the robber had are empty. The agent turns back to point out the teller and discovers that he’s disappeared. The doctor comes over to check out the bank and discovers that it’s an empty building, long abandoned. ..Read the full recap
Crystal Fair: Oh, you must be Colonel Richmond. Crystal Fair's my name.
Colonel James Richmond: How do you do?
Crystal Fair: Yes. And you're Artemus Gordon!
Crystal Fair: Oh, Jim's told me so much about you. I feel like we're old friends, too.
Artemus: Thank you. Why, you dog. How'd you keep this one undercover all this time?
James: Because I never saw this women before in my life.
Colonel James Richmond: What are you going to do about it?
Artemus: I don't know. I think I may even learn to grow fond if it after a while.
Colonel James Richmond: What? I'm not talking about your blasted tattoo! I'm talking about Jim!
Elisha Calamander: The couch you are rising from once sagged beneath the weights of the Queen of all the Assyrians. May one hope that you rested as well as that scarlet-lipped Semiramis herself.
Elisha Calamander: You'll have to enter, perform your chores, and leave, all within the allotted time period. Or else, frankly, it could be exceedingly awkward.
James: For "awkward," substitute "fatal."
Elisha Calamander: One tries not to dwell on that.
When Jim supposedly swims down into the inland saltwater lake, it's clear that he's actually in a manmade tank or reservoir, as concrete structures in the "lake" can be seen behind him.
When Jim sets the explosive, he swims to the surface for air and his hair is wet.
There is a shot of the explosive going off, and then the camera cuts back to Jim and his hair is perfectly dry.