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The Wonder Years :: Mom Wars (03x04)
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| Title: | Mom Wars |
| Episode #: | 03x04 |
| Production Number: | B89503 |
| Original Airdate: | Tuesday October 31st, 1989 |
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Kevin's mother tries to stop him from playing tackle football, making Kevin think she's too overprotective of him.
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Narrator: Every war has its casualties, and every victory its price. But life goes on.
| (Norma knocks on the bathroom door)
Norma: Kevin?
Kevin (V/O): Mom, I'm in the bathroom!
Narrator/Adult: The problem is...she's always there.
Norma: Is everything OK, honey?
Kevin (V/O): Mom!
Narrator/Adult: And I mean always.
Norma: Just checking! (Smiles)
Narrator/Adult: Now a mom has to be a mom, but a guy's gotta be a guy. And when an irresistible force meets an immovable object...Sooner or later - something's gotta give.
| Norma: Kevin? Is that blood on your shirt?
Kevin: Uh...
Narrator/Adult: Not that I has anything to hide, of course. It's just that, well, you know how moms are.
Kevin: I don't think so, uh...it's ketchup.
Norma: Ketchup?
Kevin: Yeah.
Karen: How'd you get that blood on your shirt?
Kevin: It's not blood!
Narrator/Adult: Not mine, anyway.
Kevin: It's ketchup, OK?
Norma: Well how'd you get the ketchup on your shirt?
Kevin: At lunch today. We had fish sticks.
Narrator/Adult: Sure, that's it! Fish sticks.
Norma: Well, that's odd. (looks at school lunch menu on refridgerator) It says here that Tuesday's pizza day at school.
Narrator/Adult: Boy! Nothin' slipped past this woman.
Kevin: Did I say fish sticks? I'm sorry - fish sticks was yesterday. This is, uh, pizza sauce.
Norma: Oh.
Narrator/Adult: There! Neatly done, thereby avoiding any needless discussions about -
Wayne: (Wayne enters the room) So I heard, uh, Doug Porter got creamed at your football game today, huh?
Norma: Football? Is that tackle football?
Narrator/Adult: Great...now the fat was in the fire. Commence grilling.
Kevin: Well, Mom, you know...it's not, it's not really tackle.
Norma: Who are you playing tackle football with?
Kevin: Just some friends.
Norma: At school?
Kevin: At the park.
Norma: You have a coach?
Kevin: A coach?
Norma: Well, don't you think something like that should be supervised?
Karen: Football is totally barbaric.
Narrator/Adult: This discussion was moving in the wrong direction. I had to take action - and fast.
Kevin: Look, Mom, there's nothing to worry about, OK? It's no big deal. Trust me!
Norma: Of course I trust you, honey. I just don't want anyone to get injured.
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In this episode, Doug's last name is Baker. In episodes after this one, Doug's last name is Porter.
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