Ramsey: Listen, you know, uh, do you care about anybody or anything? I mean, God, have you ever gotten laid?
Baylock: What did you say?!
Baylock: Blood alcohol level's off the chart, traces of cocaine found in your blood. More than a trace actually.
Ramsey: You forgot the Viagra.
Ramsey: I don't know if I can go back to Earth girls.
Lucas: Ohh, wow!
Ramsey: Except the only bad part of it is I got this rash in the shape of a fractal pattern. See, just here.
Lucas: Ohhh, unbelievable. Just... go away from me. Now.
Cavennaugh: So this is what the Fortress of Solitude looks like.
Caffrey: That's right, Lois.