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Titus: Dave Moves Out

Titus has urged Dave to move out for years now, as long as Dave doesn't move in with him. Finally, Dave has taken the plunge and moves out. Immediately thereafter Ken Titus has Dave arrested and thrown in jail for taking some of the stuff from the house.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x3
Production Number: 1ADK-06
Airdate: Monday April 03rd, 2000

Director: Jack Kenny
Writer: Sally Lapiduss

Co-Guest Stars
Regan BurnsRegan Burns
As Charlie
Sean G. GriffinSean G. Griffin
As Principal
Phoenix ForsythPhoenix Forsyth
As 10-Year-Old Titus
Joe GiebJoe Gieb
As Clown

Jacqueline SchultzJacqueline Schultz
As Ex-Wife
Main Cast
Christopher TitusChristopher Titus
As Christopher Titus
Cynthia WatrosCynthia Watros
As Erin Fitzpatrick
Zack WardZack Ward
As Dave Titus
David ShatrawDavid Shatraw
As Tommy Shafter
Stacy KeachStacy Keach
As Ken Titus


In the Neutral Room, Titus's opinion is that abnormal people never ask for what they want. You have to "translate" what they say, after years of experience. And that their dad has never been there when they've gotten into trouble, like when they ended up in jail for stealing road signs...

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Episode Quotes
Christopher: After that, I decided Dad would only humiliate me for two more years. After three years, I was on my own. Dave still lives with Dad, because he doesn’t have my spontaneity.

Christopher: Excuse me, Christopher Titus. My brother’s been arrested.
Steve: Who’s your brother?
Christopher: You must be new here.

Ken: Well, me bailing him out is against the rules. I had him arrested.
Christopher: What? What? What? You... you... you
Ken: California public school.

Ken: Isn’t that sweet? Two brothers joined at the wussy.

Christopher: You smoke a little pot at school, you get suspended. You make pot into a non-fat creamy sandwich spread, you become a honor student.

Ken: Does the perpetrator have any recognizable scars?
Christopher: Only emotional.
Ken: There’s no box for that. I’ll just check “Other.”

Christopher: The only way to tell my dad your plan is to write him a note. Tie that to a brick. Then throw that through his window. Of course, now Dad’s armed with a brick.

Christopher: Cause all he does is mess with people’s mind.
Ken: You’re right, I do.
Christopher: See, you’re doing it now.
Ken: No I’m not.
Christopher: Yes you are.
Ken: All right, I am.
Christopher: Shove it.

Christopher: I’ve always tried to prove something to my father. That I was smart, that I was talented. That I was his kid.

Ken: Where the hell is Billy and Joey and Dan?
Steve: Well, Billy retired and Joey retired, and Dan blew his brains out.
Ken: Retired? They’re my age.

Erin: I just want one night a week for myself. And look, I got it. Take a bath, go shopping, get an herbal wrap, go to the ATM so I can pick up bail money so I can get my boyfriend out of jail. And you know what? I’m refreshed. I feel like a mountain spring.
Tommy: You do smell fresh.
Erin: Thank you. They’re towing your car.
Tommy: Oh my God!

Christopher: Erin has a special relationship with my father. She makes it possible for him and I to communicate. Without him I’d be talking about him instead of to him. Thanks honey, nice!

Christopher: Dave, please listen to your inside voice right now.
Dave: What’s it saying.
Christopher: “Shut the hell up and get your stuff.”
Dave: Well, my inside voice is rude.

Erin: With Dave gone, your dad will spend more time with us. (thinks about it) Oh my God, with Dave gone your dad will spend more time with us!

Other Episode Crew

CreatorChristopher Titus  |  Brian Hargrove  |  Jack Kenny
Executive ProducerChristopher Titus  |  Jack Kenny  |  Brian Hargrove
Co-Executive ProducerSally Lapiduss  |  Adam Belanoff
ProducerFaye Oshima Belyeu
Associate ProducerRandall J. Wespiser  |  Kelly Lee
EditorKris Trexler
CastingSuzanne Goddard-Smythe  |  Sheila Guthrie
Unit Production ManagerFaye Oshima Belyeu
First Assistant DirectorBill Shea
Second Assistant DirectorDana Jackson
Costume DesignerClifford L. Chally
HairstylistChristina Raye  |  Roxanne Baker-sarver
Make-upChristina Reusch  |  Vikki McCarter
Key GripBill Sordal
Set DecoratorRichard C. Walker
Transportation CoordinatorMike Paventi
Property MasterBeth Sheldon
Script SupervisorSusie Francis Gunter
Re-Recording MixerBob La Masney  |  Tamara Johnson
Director of PhotographyBobby Byrne (1)
Post Production CoordinatorRalph Paredes
Based On The Works OfChristopher Titus
Executive Story EditorRitch Shydner
Costume SupervisorMarie H. Burk
Main Title ThemeVictor Guardia  |  Brian Hargrove  |  Christopher Titus  |  Jack Kenny
Dialoge CoachEva Charney
Assistant To The ProducerK. Scott Dunn  |  Erin Titus
Production StaffCaroline McLaglen  |  Tommy Primeau  |  Shawn Thomas  |  Allisa Chulack  |  Patrick Meighan  |  Joe Black (3)  |  Kristy Wunsch  |  John R. Morey
Production SoundRuss Gary
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