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Titus: Dave Moves Out
Titus has urged Dave to move out for years now, as long as Dave doesn't move in with him. Finally, Dave has taken the plunge and moves out. Immediately thereafter Dad/Ken Titus has Dave arrested for taking some of the stuff from the house (including the VCR). Titus visits the jail holding Dave and tries to get him out. Titus then argues with his father, after Dad turns up, to drop the charges. Dave argues that the stuff is his, while Ken argues that no, the property belongs to him. A new problem develops when a particular item is revealed to be stuffed in the VCR.
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Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x3 Production Number: 1ADK-06 Airdate: Monday April 03rd, 2000 |
Uncredited
Main Cast
Recap
In the Neutral Room, Titus's opinion is that abnormal people never ask for what they want. You have to "translate" what they say, after years of experience. And that their dad has never been there when they've gotten into trouble, like when they ended up in jail for stealing road signs...Read the full recap
Episode Quotes
Christopher: After that, I decided Dad would only humiliate me for two more years. After three years, I was on my own. Dave still lives with Dad, because he doesn’t have my spontaneity.
Christopher: Excuse me, Christopher Titus. My brother’s been arrested.
Steve: Who’s your brother?
Christopher: You must be new here.
Steve: Who’s your brother?
Christopher: You must be new here.
Ken: Well me bailing him out is against the rules. I had him arrested.
Christopher: What? What? What? You... you... you
Ken: California public school.
Christopher: What? What? What? You... you... you
Ken: California public school.
Ken: Isn’t that sweet? Two brothers joined at the wussy.
Christopher: You smoke a little pot at school, you get suspended. You make pot into a non-fat creamy sandwich spread, you become a honor student.
Ken: Does the perpetrator have any recognizable scars?
Christopher: Only emotional.
Ken: There’s no box for that. I’ll just check “Other.”
Christopher: Only emotional.
Ken: There’s no box for that. I’ll just check “Other.”
Christopher: The only way to tell my dad your plan is to write him a note. Tie that to a brick. Then throw that through his window. Of course, now Dad’s armed with a brick.
Christopher: Cause all he does is mess with people’s mind.
Ken: You’re right, I do.
Christopher: See, you’re doing it now.
Ken: No I’m not.
Christopher: Yes you are.
Ken: All right, I am.
Christopher: Shove it.
Ken: You’re right, I do.
Christopher: See, you’re doing it now.
Ken: No I’m not.
Christopher: Yes you are.
Ken: All right, I am.
Christopher: Shove it.
Christopher: I’ve always tried to prove something to my father. That I was smart, that I was talented. That I was his kid.
Ken: Where the hell is Billy and Joey and Dan.
Steve: Well Billy retired and Joey retired, and Dan blew his brains out.
Ken: Retired? They’re my age.
Steve: Well Billy retired and Joey retired, and Dan blew his brains out.
Ken: Retired? They’re my age.
Erin: I just want one night a week for myself. And look, I got it. Take a bath, go shopping, get an herbal wrap, go to the ATM so I can pick up bail money so I can get my boyfriend out of jail. And you know what? I’m refreshed. I feel like a mountain spring.
Tommy: You do smell fresh.
Erin: Thank you. They’re towing your car.
Tommy: Oh my God!
Tommy: You do smell fresh.
Erin: Thank you. They’re towing your car.
Tommy: Oh my God!
Christopher: Erin has a special relationship with my father. She makes it possible for him and I to communicate. Without him I’d be talking about him instead of to him. Thanks honey, nice!
Christopher: Dave, please listen to your inside voice right now.
Dave: What’s it saying.
Christopher: “Shut the hell up and get your stuff.”
Dave: Well, my inside voice is rude.
Dave: What’s it saying.
Christopher: “Shut the hell up and get your stuff.”
Dave: Well, my inside voice is rude.
Erin: With Dave gone, your dad will spend more time with us. (thinks about it) Oh my God, with Dave gone your dad will spend more time with us!
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