Recap
Christopher, Erin, Tommy, Dave, and his girlfriend Nancy go on a skiing weekend, but Dave is blissfully unaware that Nancy is cheating on him. Titus wants to protect his brother and not tell him what Nancy is up to. Erin insists he should, until Titus points out that if he does then Dave will spend the rest of their weekend in their lovers suite. Erin backtracks but when Dave talks about how happy he is with Nancy they both break down and tell him. A depressed Dave skis down the trail past the danger ribbons and Christopher goes in pursuit. He ends up falling down the mountainside and landing in a tree next do Dave...
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Episode Quotes
Christopher: The truth hurts. It used to soothe, but then Dad got hold of it. When I was 17, he told me the truth about love. He called our little talk, "The birds, the bees, and your girlfriend's a slut."
Christopher: When Dave couldn't deal with bad news, I had to protect him from the world's harsh realities. He still thinks gonorrhea is the woman who used to clean the library.
Christopher: Great. We've got a martini-shaped hot tub and now all weekend Dave's going to be the olive.
Erin: Christopher, no, please don't die. I brought three different kinds of cocoa.
Dave: That's justice, Titus. Tree justice. The mighty oak strikes back.
Christopher: (hanging from the tree) It's a spruce.
Christopher: I kind of became like Dave's Secret Service, except I had to protect the really dumb guy from danger. Wow, that's exactly the Secret Service.
Christopher: There are some being that just can't be taught. Try teaching your cat German. Hell, try teaching your German Shepherd German.
Tommy: Titus, save me!
Christopher: It's harder to save you when you throw me both ends of the rope.
Dave: Ooh, you were going to eat my foot. You... footeater!