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Titus Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Sex With Pudding

First aired: Mar/20/2000
Writer: Brian Hargrove, Jack Kenny
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Lesley Fera (Paula), Marsha Kramer (Eva), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), David Bottrell (Bobby (Hill)), David Courier (Jim), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Randy Lowell (Lewis), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Titus snoops on Erin at her office, believing that she is cheating on him. Erin is annoyed that Titus is at her office, not for snooping, but just for being there because of past problems. She doesn't want to keep getting embarrassed by him.



2 :01x02 - Dad's Dead

First aired: Mar/27/2000
Writer: Christopher Titus, Jack Kenny, Brian Hargrove
Director: Michael Lessac
Guest star: Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus)

Fearing that Dad is dead, Dave calls for Titus to come by the house. Titus very quickly learns, though, that Dave does not actually know that Dad is dead. Dave fears for Dad's life because Dad has not left his room in four days. This particular fact does not surprise Titus. Dave further notes that Dad has apparently gone without beer during those four days. Now Titus is worried. No beer for four days? Dad must be dead. Suddenly a knocking at the door. Erin has rushed over to the house, for Dad is dead. Unfortunately . . .



3 :01x03 - Dave Moves Out

First aired: Apr/03/2000
Writer: Sally Lapiduss
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Steve Anthony Espinosa (Steve), Regan Burns (Charlie), Sean G. Griffin (Principal), Joe Gieb (Clown), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year-Old Titus), Jacqueline Schultz (Ex-Wife)

Titus has urged Dave to move out for years now, as long as Dave doesn't move in with him. Finally, Dave has taken the plunge and moves out. Immediately thereafter Dad/Ken Titus has Dave arrested for taking some of the stuff from the house (including the VCR). Titus visits the jail holding Dave and tries to get him out. Titus then argues with his father, after Dad turns up, to drop the charges. Dave argues that the stuff is his, while Ken argues that no, the property belongs to him. A new problem develops when a particular item is revealed to be stuffed in the VCR.



4 :01x04 - The Breakup

First aired: Apr/10/2000
Writer: Christopher Titus
Director: Howard Murray
Guest star: Eric Rutherford (Randy), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Sara Downing (Tiffany)

Erin and Titus argue and say some things that both regret, and this argument causes them to break-up. Erin visits an ex-boyfriend, while Titus finds a willing woman.



5 :01x05 - Titus Integritous

First aired: Apr/17/2000
Writer: Jim Hope, John Augustine
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Gibson Frazier (Doug), Adam Hicks (5-Year-Old Dave), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year-Old Titus), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year-Old Titus), Sean Marquette (10-Year-Old Tommy)

Titus is doing well in his auto business, until pride gets in the way. A customer wants to add a wing to the car Titus has built, but Titus thinks it would look stupid and refuses to add the wing. His friends think Titus should add the wing because the company needs the money.



6 :01x06 - Red Asphalt

First aired: May/01/2000
Writer: Ritch Shydner, Matthew Rosenberg
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Carla Toutz (Debbie), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Robert R. Shafer (Bar Patron (as Robert Ray Shafer))

Titus tries to do right for his old man on Ken's birthday, so he takes the whole family to a nice place for a birthday dinner. On the way home, though, Titus gets involved in a little incident with a crazed motorist.



7 :01x07 - Mom's Not Nuts

First aired: May/08/2000
Writer: Brian Hargrove, Jack Kenny
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Christine Estabrook (Juanita (Titus)), Phoenix Forsyth (10 Year Old Titus), Dylan Capannelli (5 Year Old Titus)

Titus's mom, Juanita, a paranoid schizophrenic known for her violent and bizarre antics, comes home, declaring that she's sane, which everyone (except Titus) believes.



8 :01x08 - Intervention

First aired: May/15/2000
Writer: Adam Belanoff
Director: David Lee
Guest star: Peter Jason (Ridge), William Forward (Joe), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year old Titus), Julie Wagner (Young Woman), Michele Marsh (Melissa), Sean Marquette (10-Year Old Tommy), James Carl Anderson (Friend #1)

Ken Titus is a mean angry man and drinks a lot. Then he stops drinking. After being without alcohol for a while, it is found that Ken is a lot better person drunk, than sober. He is annoying sober but without drive. The gang set up an intervention to get him drinking again, or Ken will be fired from his job.



9 :01x09 - Episode Eleven

First aired: May/22/2000
Writer: Christopher Titus
Director: Brian Hargrove
Guest star: Karen Maruyama (Nurse Patty), John Prosky (Dr. Meighan), Valeri Ross (Teacher), Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Regan Burns (Officer Charlie Regan)

Ken Titus has an accident in the car Christopher Titus worked on and ends up in the hospital. The gang rush to the hospital believing that he might have suffered another heart-attack. Evidence surfaces on a local news show that reveal the real story.



10 :02x01 - Titus Is Dead

First aired: Oct/03/2000
Writer: Brian Hargrove, Jack Kenny
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Michelle Sebeck (Woman #2), Sean Marquette (10-Year Old Tommy), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Sean G. Griffin (Principal), Alisa Christensen (Woman #1)

Following the events from "Episode Eleven", Titus tries to apologize to Ken for causing his heart attack, but Ken won't forgive him. What's worse, Titus hires a live-in nurse who instantly falls for Ken.



11 :02x02 - The Test

First aired: Oct/10/2000
Writer: Christopher Case
Director: Brian Hargrove
Guest star: Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Margaret Scarborough (Tiffany), Paul Beckett (Man), David Reivers (Doctor), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

In the wake of Ken's heart attack, everyone donates blood and Christopher and Erin face the possibility of catching AIDS when they both confess that they didn't use protection when they had sex with other people during their temporary break-up.



12 :02x03 - The Surprise Party

First aired: Oct/17/2000
Writer: Kell Cahoon, Tom Saunders
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Surprise parties tend to be a very dangerous idea around the Titus household, but despite that fact a new surprise party is held. To move Nurse Kathy into the Titus homestead.



13 :02x04 - What's Up, Hollywood?

First aired: Oct/31/2000
Writer: Sally Lapiduss
Director: Kevin Charles Sullivan
Guest star: Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Debbie Sperry (Woman), Tim Lounibos (Chip Takasaki), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus)

Titus works on Ken's truck and receives some unexpected words. Words of praise. Titus is very suspicious.



14 :02x05 - Locking Up Mom

First aired: Nov/14/2000
Writer: Christopher Titus
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Frances Fisher (Juanita), Richard McGonagle (Dr. Phine), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Tom McCleister (James), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus)

The mental institution is holding a hearing on whether or not to release Juanita Titus, Christopher's mother. The gang try to keep mother Titus locked up, because they are too afraid of what might happen if she were to be let loose on the world.



15 :02x06 - The Perfect Thanksgiving

First aired: Nov/21/2000
Writer: Chris Sheridan
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Hamilton Camp (Merrit), Susan Barnes (Nora), Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Jose Payo (Cop), Mariah Shirley (Kim), Robert Hawkins (Michael)

Erin and Titus plan to wed. They also plan to reveal this great news to their families during the Thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately, the Fitzgerald family is just as messed up as the Titus family and disaster looms, then erupts. Party moved to the hospital.



16 :02x07 - Tommy's Girlfriend

First aired: Nov/28/2000
Writer: Patrick Meighan
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Nicole Sullivan (Carol), Jacob Billingsley (Friend), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Cynthia Ettinger (Betty)

Tommy was quite hung up on a particular girl as he grew up, and he still "loves" her. Unfortunately, she sees him as nothing more than a stalker.



17 :02x08 - The Reconcilliation

First aired: Dec/12/2000
Writer: Jim Hope
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Frances Fisher (Juanita), Richard Benjamin (Bill), Hamilton Camp (Merrit), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Susan Barnes (Nora), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Jesse D. Goins (Guard), Joe Howard (Judge), Robert Machray (Therapist)

Titus shares a family meal with his parents, and his mother's new boyfriend. Both Ken and Titus are a little upset by the new boyfriend.



18 :02x09 - Last Noelle

First aired: Dec/19/2000
Writer: Jennifer Fisher
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Danielle Weeks (Noelle), T. J. Thyne (Brian), Michelle Krusiec (Nancy), Don Perry (Jack), Kathy Christopherson (Dakota), Kathryn Gordon (Taylor), Earl Houston Bullock (Richard)

Titus has a secret. One that is both shocking and humiliating. It seems that he had an ex-girlfriend by the name of Noelle. Well, she's dead now and the family want him to come to the funeral. The horrifying secret is revealed.



19 :02x10 - Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

First aired: Jan/09/2001
Writer: John R. Morey
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Tommy Primeau (Himself), Todd Stashwick (Chad), Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Peter Jason (Ridge), Drew Butler (Football Player), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Webster Williams (Judge), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus)

Titus and gang attend an auto show to display one of their cards. Unfortunately, success goes to Christopher's head and he starts taking credit for everything. Dave and Tommy are not amused. Neither is Erin when she finds out Christopher wants her to put on a bikini to show off the car.



20 :02x11 - When I Say Jump

First aired: Jan/16/2001
Writer: Christopher Case
Director: Brian Hargrove
Guest star: Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Ted Barba (Jumper), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Bobby Edner (10-Year-Old Tommy), M. Darnell Suttles (Sheriff), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus)

Titus and his friends go bridge-jumping with parachutes to get off on the thrill of excitement. But when Erin protests, Titus realizes that now that he has something to live for, he has second thoughts. Unfortunately, so does Erin.



21 :02x12 - Episode 27

First aired: Jan/30/2001
Writer: Sally Lapiduss
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: Michelle Krusiec (Nancy), Cathy Ladman (Susan), Mary Lou Rosato (Nurse Kathy), Andrea Speyer (Betty), Alton Leo Jones (Mr. Garrison), Julie Wagner (Woman), J. B. Gaynor (Little Sammi), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Titus is honored when Ken asks him to be the best man at his father's wedding... until Kathy insists Ken give the honor to her father. When Kathy boasts at the rehearsal dinner that Ken is a new man because of her, Christopher has no choice but to play his father's DUI tape.



22 :02x13 - The Smell of Success

First aired: Feb/06/2001
Writer: Christopher Titus
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Gigi De Leon (Jenny), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), James DuMont (Rudy), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Fitzhugh G. Houston (Judge), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Kurt Bryant (Bank Robber)

Business at the shop drops off when word of Christopher and Dave's fight at the auto show goes out. As the business goes downhill and Ken refuses to provide a loan, Christopher turns to alcohol.



23 :02x14 - Deprogramming Erin

First aired: Feb/13/2001
Writer: Chris Sheridan
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Hamilton Camp (Merrit), Susan Barnes (Nora), Robert Hawkins (Michael), Mariah Shirley (Kimi), Rachel Roth (Amy (Fitzpatrick)), Colton James (Roy), Madison Walls (10-Year Old Erin), Hannah Flood (5-Year Old Erin)

After a bout with alcoholism following the events from "The Smell of Success", Titus and his friends decide to get Erin back from her loud, drunken, dysfunctional family, but the Fitzpatrick clan won't let Erin go without a fight.



24 :02x15 - NASCAR

First aired: Feb/20/2001
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Lee Garlington (Sue), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old titus), Fred Sanders (Perry), Erin Jenson (Girlfriend)

Titus has to deliver a NASCAR race car to South Carolina, but refuses to take his father. Erin decides it's the perfect time for a father-son bonding experience... and tricks each of them into believing the other is dying of cancer.



25 :02x16 - Life Forward

First aired: Feb/27/2001
Writer: Jim Hope
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: David Hyde Pierce (Jerry (October)), May Boss (Old Lady), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year Old Titus), Sean Marquette (10-Year Old Tommy), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Alan Gilmore (Robert), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Mike Dokich (Jim)

Tommy tricks Christopher, Erin, and Dave into going to a self-help seminar led by Jerry October. Jerry soon helps Christopher and Erin to overcome their problems. But he'll need some self-help of his own when Ken Titus shows up to retrieve his son.



26 :02x17 - Gift of the Car Guy

First aired: Mar/13/2001
Writer: Jennifer Fisher
Director: Robert Berlinger
Guest star: Susan Edwards Martin (Guard)

Titus has a new plan, a plan to fulfill one of his dreams. He's going to rebuild a funny car and race it to promote the shop. The only problem is that he needed to sell Erin's car to finance it.



27 :02x18 - Tommy's Girlfriend II

First aired: Mar/27/2001
Writer: Patrick Meighan
Director: Jeff Melman
Guest star: Kim Rhodes (Tiffany), Michelle Krusiec (Nancy), Clint Jones (Bobby Jones), Sean Marquette (10-Year Old Tommy), Hannah Flood (5-Year Old Erin), Jessica Kiper (Prom Date), Brittney Lee Harvey (Pretty Girl), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year-Old Titus), Michael McElroy (5-Year Old Bobby Jones)

Tiffany, Christopher's one-night stand during his brief break up with Erin, is back. This time, Tommy has decided to date her. She invites them all to her new restaurant, but Christopher thinks she's using Tommy to get back at him.



28 :02x19 - Hard Ass

First aired: Apr/10/2001
Writer: Chris Sheridan
Director: Bill Shea
Guest star: Rachel Roth (Amy (Fitzpatrick)), Roger Keller (Chef), Louan Gideon (Woman #2), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Titus meets Erin's niece, Amy, when Erin has her move in with them. When they find out Amy is selling marijuana, Erin and Titus disagree on parenting techniques.



29 :02x20 - Private Dave

First aired: Apr/17/2001
Writer: Sally Lapiduss
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Tucker Smallwood (Sergeant Gordon), Michelle Krusiec (Nancy), Geoffrey Lewis (Calvin), Chris Durand (Clerk), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year-Old Titus), Lisa Ann Orkin (Photo Clerk), Jacqueline Schultz (Woman), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave)

Dave discovers a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend Nancy and decided to join the Army. It turns out it's all a mistake... but now Christopher has to get his brother out of his enlistment contract.



30 :02x21 - Three Strikes

First aired: Apr/24/2001
Writer: David L. Moses
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: James Lorinz (Salesman), Fitzhugh G. Houston (Judge (Fitz Houston)), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year-Old Titus), Kim Delgado (Cop #2), Gavin Dunne (Larry The Burglar), Carol Avery (Cop #1), Susan Walden (Woman), Susan Barnes (Nora), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Janet Borrus (Paramedic), Robert Hawkins (Michael)

Titus and Erin interrupt a burglar robbing their house. It turns out he's Erin's brother Michael, and if he gets arrested again he'll go to jail under the three strikes law. Erin doesn't want o see him go to jail and insists Christopher don't turn him in.



31 :02x22 - The Pit

First aired: May/08/2001
Writer: Robert Hawkins
Director: John Amodeo
Guest star: Jay Leno (Himself), Mike Dokich (Harry), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Phoenix Forsyth (10-Year-Old Titus), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Sean Marquette (10-Year Old Tommy), Lisa Picotte (Girl), Kevin Ray Chester (Fred)

Titus High Performance goes to the drag races and attempts to win to promote the company and bring in business. When Ken wants to join the team to live out his dream, Christopher has him right where he wants him.



32 :02x23 - The Pendulum

First aired: May/15/2001
Writer: Christopher Titus
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Earl Billings (Earl), Colin Ferguson (Dr. Bennet), Thia Stephan (Stewardess), Chuck Bailey (Grandpa Lamb), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Wayne Alexander (District Attorney), Kaye Kittrell (Woman)

A disastrous racecar crash leaves Titus in a coma. After the doctor declares his son brain-dead, Ken declares that no parent should have to see his child that way, and quickly decides to pull the plug--despite the objections of Erin, Dave and Tommy.



33 :02x24 - The Wedding

First aired: May/22/2001
Writer: John R. Morey
Director: Kevin Charles Sullivan
Guest star: Ed Begley, Jr. (Bill), Robert Joy (Father Crawford), Frances Fisher (Juanita), Susan Barnes (Nora), Hamilton Camp (Merrit), Debbie Podowski (Bride #2), Delaina Mitchell (Woman #2), Robert Hawkins (Michael (as Robert Paul Hawkins)), Patti Tippo (Bride #1), Lee Corbin (Biker)

Erin and Titus are getting married and think it will be safest if they have a private ceremony with none of their relatives. When Tommy blows their cover, everyone shows up and chaos ensues.



34 :03x01 - Racing in the Streets

First aired: Nov/14/2001
Writer: Chris Sheridan
Director: Brian Hargrove
Guest star: Emilio Rivera (Castro), Rainbow Borden (David), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Titus is walking wounded after his crash, and has to street race to make enough money to put Titus High Performance back on the map. When Erin finds out, they have to pretend Tommy can race but that doesn't last long.



35 :03x02 - Amy's Birthday

First aired: Nov/21/2001
Writer: John R. Morey
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Tom Wilson (Joe), Octavia Spencer (Ms. Hays), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Christopher Riccio (10-Year Old Titus), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Dina Gardner (Social Worker), Mariah Shirley (Kimi)

Titus and the gang visit Amy's apartment for a surprise birthday party. When they discover her living in filth with an abusive father, Erin insists on taking her in. Christopher refuses and Amy isn't big on the idea either, so the two of them have to ally to convince a social worker that everything is fine.



36 :03x03 - Tommy's Not Gay

First aired: Nov/28/2001
Writer: Christopher Case
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Lex Medlin (Derek), Fred Sanders (Perry), Brian Simpson (Jason), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Steven Montfort (Player)

Titus is determined to mend fences at a bar after Tommy rejects his father, who's just revealed he's gay--and things get worse when Titus's buddies beat up Tommy's father because of his homosexuality.



37 :03x04 - Shannon's Song

First aired: Dec/05/2001
Writer: Sally Lapiduss
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: Elizabeth Berkley (Shannon), Michelle Krusiec (Nancy), John Schuck (Bob Marshall), Joseph Kell (Stefan), Jenna Boyd (5-Year-Old Shannon), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus)

Titus' "perfect" sister Shannon arrives, upstaging Christopher at every opportunity--until Shannon's husband leaves her after Shannon announces that she's pregnant.



38 :03x05 - Grad School

First aired: Dec/12/2001
Writer: Jennifer Fisher
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Hanna Cheek (Jill), Kathryn Graf (Social Worker), Susan Barnes (Nora), John Maynard (Herb), Matthew Tait (Adam), Hannah Flood (5-Year Old Erin), Bob Rumnock (Doctor), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Erin tackles her first assignment as a social worker, trying to set up a case for a family of sociopaths headed by a pregnant girl who was raped by her father. Titus, who is concerned for Erin's safety rather than her chance to be successful, follows her to try and talk her out of it.



39 :03x06 - Houseboat

First aired: Dec/19/2001
Writer: Jim Hope
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: Phyllis Diller (Grandma Titus), David Carradine (Bob Hawkins), Maria Cina (E.M.T.), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Jameson Colladay (10-Year-Old Ken), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

On Christmas, Titus, Erin, Dave, Tommy, and Amy set up a houseboat party for Ken and trick the bitter old man into getting in the Christmas spirit after they send Ken's drinking buddy on a boat and tell Ken that he stumbled off the boat and drowned.



40 :03x07 - The Trial

First aired: Jan/02/2002
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Connie Stevens (Juanita), Troy Winbush (Commander), David NoroƱa (Defense Attorney), Jane Lynch (Prosecutor), Tony Amendola (Judge), Derick Alexander (Guard), Sean Marquette (10-Year Old Tommy), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Katherine Griffith (Foreman), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus), John Ferdenzi (Baliff)

Juanita's trial. The aftermath of the wedding that went wrong, and the abusive husband that had been killed by his wife, Juanita, results in this trial.



41 :03x08 - Grandma Titus

First aired: Jan/09/2002
Writer: Shawn Thomas
Director: Brian Hargrove
Guest star: Phyllis Diller (Grandma Titus), Jack Kenny (Principal Wells), Jameson Colladay (10-Year Old Ken), Paul E. Short (Santa Claus), Fran de Leon (Kid), Avery Glymph (Kid #2), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Titus always did like his Grandmother (beyond the fact that she dominates Ken Titus). Too bad she is dead, for he really loved her. What this, who is that strange old woman wandering the high school halls naked?



42 :03x09 - Errrr

First aired: Jan/16/2002
Writer: Chris Sheridan
Director: Jack Kenny
Guest star: Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Tia Riebling (Linda), Riki Lindhome (Charlie), Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Hot Blonde)

Amy is upset over a failed high school romance. Titus tries to comfort her by relating his crush on Erin while both were in high school, and how the path of true love never runs true.



43 :03x10 - Tommy's Crush

First aired: Jan/23/2002
Writer: Patrick Meighan
Director: Kevin Charles Sullivan
Guest star: Elizabeth Berkley (Shannon), Joseph Kell (Stefan), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Marsha Clark (Prostitute), Evan Ellingson (10-Year Old Titus), Lia Johnson (Debbie)

Shannon and her husband broke up when he learned that she had tricked him into getting her pregnant. In the aftermath, Tommy finds himself a new girlfriend. Titus is annoyed.



44 :03x11 - Into Thin Air

First aired: Jan/30/2002
Writer: Robert Hawkins
Director: John Amodeo
Guest star: Michelle Krusiec (Nancy), Jack Kenny (Principal Wells), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus), Adam Hicks (5-Year-Old Dave)

The gang go skiing. Titus and Erin notice that Dave's girlfriend seems a little too friendly with the ski instructor, but Dave doesn't spot the clues. Christopher and Dave end up going off a cliff, and Titus realizes that he's protected Dave all of his life. He decides that Dave has to strike out on his own by rescuing them.



45 :03x12 - Too Damn Good

First aired: Feb/06/2002
Writer: David L. Moses
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Frankie Muniz (Nick Galenti), Ivar Brogger (Bill), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus)

Titus is given a great opportunity. He is given the task of creating some car designs for Ford. He works very hard on these designs, but a little voice named Ken is bothering him.



46 :03x13 - Bachelor Party

First aired: Feb/13/2002
Writer: Jennifer Fisher
Director: Leslie Kolins-Small
Guest star: Alex Borstein (Nicky), Kathryn Joosten (Betty), Jim Haynie (Floyd), Herschel Sparber (Mobster)

Ken, Tommy, Dave and Titus are off for a weekend of gambling and fun in Las Vegas, for it is the Titus bachelor party. Erin begins to fear the worst when Titus doesn't call her.

Meanwhile, a woman tries to give birth in a diner, and the bachelor party members must try to help her before they continue on to Las Vegas.



47 :03x14 - Hot Streak

First aired: Feb/20/2002
Writer: John R. Morey, Patrick Meighan
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: Cliff Bemis (Bill), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus), Julia Fowler (Waitress), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), David Jean Thomas (Dealer)

Now that the shop is successful, Titus decides to try and impress Ken by taking him to the Bahamas. Ken would rather gamble, until he discovers that Erin brings him good luck at the blackjack table. She uses the opportunity to convince Christopher to treat his dad like a pal instead of a father. But when Ken has a heart attack and refuses to leave the tables, Christopher has a tough choice to make.



48 :03x15 - The Session

First aired: Mar/06/2002
Writer: Matt Ember
Director: Brian Hargrove
Guest star: Richard Cox (Dr. Franklin), Tamara Schneiter (Woman #2), Maura M. Knowles (Female Student (as Maura Megan Knowles)), Adam Hicks (5-Year Old Dave), Casey Williams (Psychologist), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus)

As part of a class project, Erin gets the family to attend a group therapy session. Things go horribly wrong . . . and Titus becomes both very embarrassed and very enraged.



49 :03x16 - Same Courtesy

First aired: Mar/20/2002
Writer: Christopher Case
Director: Bill Shea
Guest star: Elizabeth Berkley (Shannon), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus)

Aftermath of the therapy session gone wrong. Titus didn't particularly like that experience and decides to get himself some revenge by humiliating Erin. His very elaborate plans involve a small cannon and some mud.



50 :03x17 - After Mrs. Shafter

First aired: Jul/29/2002
Writer: Shawn Thomas
Director: Bill Shea
Guest star: Hamilton Camp (Merrit), Nancy Lenehan (Fay Shafter), Fred Sanders (Perry), Susan Barnes (Nora)

After seeing Tommy and his daughter Shannon dating, Ken decided to return the favor and date Tommy's mother. A different side of Ken is revealed, but then the situation turns weird when the gay father/husband shows up.



51 :03x18 - The Visit

First aired: Jul/29/2002
Writer: Christopher Titus
Director: Katy Garretson
Guest star: Connie Stevens (Juanita), Octavia Spencer (Ms. Hays (as Octavia L. Spencer)), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus)

Despite supposedly being in a mental institution, Juanita visits Titus at a bad time. Titus and Erin are trying to adopt Amy, and a visit by an insane mother probably will not help their chances in adopting Amy.



52 :03x19 - Insanity Genetic (1)

First aired: Aug/05/2002
Writer: Jim Hope
Director: Kevin Charles Sullivan
Guest star: John Scherer (Steward), Evan Ellingson (10-Year-Old Titus), Ann Marie Lee (Stewardess), James Whitson (Lawyer), Rosalind Allen (Stewardess #2), Marc Odets (Rob), Jill Remez (Female Mourner), Jennifer Hodges (Wanda)

Juanita's dead and the gang are on the flight back from her funeral. Tommy gets into a fight with the male flight attendant, while Dave acts his normal weird self. Meanwhile, Titus is slowly going insane.



53 :03x20 - Insanity Genetic (2)

First aired: Aug/05/2002
Writer: Matt Ember, Nancy Steen
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Richard Gant (FBI Agent), Marcus Smythe (Newscaster), Peter McDonald (Orderly (as Peter Michael McDonald)), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Floyd Van Buskirk (Neighbor)

The gang are interrogated by the FBI for their "attempted hijacking" of the plane in the last episode. After intensive interrogation, it is revealed both that Titus is "their leader" and apparently quite insane.



54 :03x21 - The Protector

First aired: Aug/12/2002
Writer: Nancy Steen
Director: Gary Shimokawa
Guest star: Tony Carreiro (Frank), Jack Kenny (Principal Wells), Paul E. Short (Doctor), Dylan Capannelli (5-Year Old Titus), Sandy Gimpel (Old Lady (as Sandra Lee Gimple)), Paul Connor (Brett)

When Amy gets in trouble in school for beating up a boy, Titus and Erin come in to speak with the principal--which goes from bad to worse when the boy's father comes in and Amy recognizes him as the man who sexually molested her as a child.