(During the news)
James May: As you know, last week, there was some sort of football match on at the same time as us so I just wondered, who here watched Top Gear last week? Hands up if you did.
(Everyone except for Jeremy raises their hands)
Richard Hammond: I did! It was great! Jeremy? You?
Jeremy Clarkson: I couldn't watch it.
James May: Well, I be honest, I found the bit with the wedding a bit cringeworthy but I struggled on and made it to—
Jeremy Clarkson: No, I mean that I couldn't watch it because I was in Johannesburg.
Richard Hammond: Watching the finals. Oh great! So, the one week where we wanted to call in a bit of loyalty and you decided to go to South Africa and watch a Dutchman kick a Spaniard in the heart.
Jeremy Clarkson: Yes, I did.