Headmaster: "Excels at all sports, particularly martial arts." I heard you ran into the Buffer team. Consider joining?
Ian: I'm not a team player.
Ian: So, Headmaster, uh, is that it? Just one name, like Pink, Rhianna?
Headmaster: Staff are addressed here by their titles--Science, Math. I think you've already met Coach. Keeps things simple yet respectful.
CJ: Keep up, Forrest
Gabe: Guys, come on. I wasn't cut out for this, all right? I can talk my way out of a fight, I can do that. Scaling walls to freedom, not so much.
CJ: You remember Gabe Forrest from class.
Ian: Yeah. Funny guy.
Gabe: It's a gift.
Gabe: Hey, Ian, you want--you want to know what I can do?
Ian: Unless you can teleport us home, I'll pass.
Gabe: Fine. Hey, guys. how are you? Love the eyes. Really brings out the creepiness. So listen, i think there's been a huge miscommunication here. Yeah, you see, my friends and I, these guys, we just took a wrong turn after study hall, chased a baby raccoon out here. You should have seen his face, he was so adorable.
CJ: Don't worry. He can talk his way out of anything. That's his ability.
Gabe: I don't think there's any reason for us to be running around the forest screaming our heads off like crazy people--or howling, for that matter, sir. Okay? We're just going to head back to campus, and you gentleman, well, you gentleman can fly back to the Batcave or wherever you hole up. I can see you're getting a little angry.
Ian: Picking up anything besides embarrassment and the desire to inflict pain?
CJ: I see Zack's tear ducts welling up. Going to lose it.
Suki: You're different, CJ. You've been here all along. But the three of us--our parents knew about this. They decided to send us here. If we go back, what do we go back to? What will we have if they reject us?
Ian: We'll have each other.
Headmaster: Mr. Archer. So Math tells me there was an incident last night involving your roommates.
Ian: Guys just being guys, I guess, whopping it up naked on the lawn, setting off the security system just for fun.
Headmaster: You didn't see anything unusual?
Ian: I did mention they were naked, right?
CJ: Headmaster didn't appreciate your message.
Ian: Well, we're even. I don't appreciate his school.