9 Crimes - Recap

Sookie and Alcide are alone and she is fixing him up. They are talking about how werewolves shouldn't be taking V. She asks about Debbie and he says that he was engaged to Debbie. He tells Sookie that she left him a month ago. Sookie gets a phone call from Bill. Bill tells her that he has left his life in Bon Temps and that he is leaving her. He tells her that he is with Lorena and they had sex like only two vampires can. He is breaking Sookie's heart and he tells her it is because he has already messed up her life quite a bit. He tells her that he is death and will bring her only suffering. She tells him that she doesn't believe him and he tells her that it is not his concern. He also tells her that she should not try to find him as he does not wish to be found. She hangs up crying and his eyes also water.



Sookie asks Alcide what he thinks that Bill meant and he tells her that he obviously means it is over and not to contact him. She says that that isn't Bill and he would never say something like that and mean it. He tells her that he is someone that never really existed. She is completely crushed and Alcide comforts her. She is shocked that he is so warm.



Sam is looking for his brother, Tommy, and bangs on a van he finds. His mother opens the van door and he is upset that they are sleeping in his parking lot. She tells him that they have no where to go as they haven't paid their rent and their house got foreclosed on. He tells them that Tommy was trying to rob him and she tells him that he does this when they have trouble financially. He is shocked by the fact that this happens often and thoroughly upset.



Sam tells them that it is not his problem and that they need to leave. She says she knows that and she just needs to wait for Tommy to come back after he is done sulking. Tara and Franklin are talking and he wants her to tell him everything Bill and Sookie. She tells him that Sookie says it was love at first sight. He asks if she believes that and she says that she doesn't because people just get what they want and leave. He asks her what Sookie wants and she tells him that she wants quiet because being a telepathic can get quite noisy. She tells him that she thought she loved Jason for a long time and he never loved her back. Franklin tells her that Jason is an idiot. He asks her where Sookie is now and she tells him. He needs a more specific location and asks that she find out.



Sookie gets a phone call from Tara. Sookie tells her that Bill broke up with her. He had Tara under his spell and when she snapped out of it she tried to run out of the house. He catches her before she gets to the door and she asks what he wants with Sookie. He tells her that he should be more concerned with what he wants with her and then bites her neck.

Lorena and Bill are talking about the sex they had. She felt passion and he didn't feel any. He told her that there is nothing between them and then tells her to get out. She tells him that he will love her again. He gets angry and slams her against the silver wall. Sookie is sitting on the bed and Eric shows up at the window. He is waiting for her to let him in. She asks if all vampires can fly and he asks if all humans can sing. He asks her how the search is going and she tells him that he isn't what she thought she was searching for. She embraces him and asks him how he smells like the ocean in winter. She then asks him if he played by the north sea as a child. He says yes and asks how she knew and she says she knows a lot of things and then kisses him. It turns out to be a fantasy that he is having while watching a dancer at his club.



Alcide is making food and asks when she wants to go back home since they're not looking for Bill anymore. She says that they're not going home because she thinks that he is in trouble. Lafayette calls Tara and leaves her a voicemail but she can't answer because she's tied up. Sookie answers the door and it is Alcide's sister. She is there to give her a makeover and make her look super edgy.

Jason is working at the bar and Jason wants to get a round for his work crew. Jason sees someone that replaces him. Bud is retiring and they are having a party there for that. Jason steps to the kid and tells him he is too cocky for his own good and to remember that they all get to where he is...forgotten. Arlene is overwhelmed and emotional and snaps on Sam because no one ever comes into work. Sookie tells Alcide that his ex fiancee is hooked on V. She has been made over with dark hair and a lot of tattoos.



Bill is talking to the king about many things. They are trying to negotiate what they are going to do businesswise. They smoke cigars and Bill worries that he is signing his own death warrant. He wants Lorena to be gone when he fulfills his duties. Bill tells him that Eric is selling V for the Queen because she is running out of money.

Franklin comes back to Tara and says he missed her and brought her flowers. He asks if she missed him and she seems scared. He ties the flowers into her hands and tells her that he can't stop thinking about her. Jessica is at work as a waitress and asks about serving beer. Sam says she can't because she's not eighteen and she is upset because she'll never be eighteen.

Lafayette tries to do some deals and he is surrounded by southern racists and is getting his butt handed to him, but Eric comes up and saves the day. He threatens him and tells them to buy the blood. Jessica's friend from bible school has showed up and she has to glamor him into forgetting about it. Hoyt sees it and misunderstands completely.

Tara is being driven by Franklin somewhere. She wants to know where they are going. He wants to make sure that they have a chance. She tells him that this is kidnapping and he finds it to be an opportunity. He tells her that there is so much he wants to tell her. Sam finds his brother and wonders if he plans on stealing from him more. He asks why he even looked them up and Sam tells him that he had no example of what to do. Everything he did was blind and he did a lot worse than he ever did. He sees that he can't get back what he lost. He decides to set him up with him and wants to save him. He says that he won't be free of them until the day that they die. He can't live with ditching them.

Eric's bar is being raided and his "child" is telling him that he should leave while he has the chance. The magistrate is looking for the blood and the queen has set him up. They find all of the viles of blood and take Pam. Eric seems to be panicking and while Lafayette is talking to him he flies out. Jason is wasted and tells Andy he wants to be a good cop. He thinks that there has to be an easier way for him to get a cop. He demands that they make him a cop now.

Sam and Tommy get back and he tells his family that he will give them a place to crash as long as there is no stealing or drinking. Franklin has brought Tara to the king's house and they are going to wait for him. Sookie goes to the were bar and they all want to get her trashed so they can get laid. Debbie goes up and asks who the f*ck she is. Alcide goes up and says that he is with her.

Lorena, Bill, and the King are in a limo and the king wants something ethnic. He says that he should procure something. Eric shows up at the bar as they are torturing Pam. He tells them that they want him but he has been framed and he says it wasn't done under his orders. He asks if it was under the Queen. Eric and Pam tell them that they think it was Bill Compton. The magistrate allows for him to look for two more days or Pam dies.

Sookie and Debbie are fighting and Cooter is marrying Debbie. They decide that they want to fight and she wants him to stay. They kiss in front of Alcide and look like they are about to have sex. She gets crowd surfed as they take her clothes off. Sookie tells Alcide that Cooter is one of the wolves that took Bill. The king goes into the club and leaves Lorena alone in the limo. Bill is in Fangtasia and sees the dancers dance. They go back to the were bar and Russel goes into the were bar, not the vampire one. They all submit to Russel (the king) and he provides blood to all of them. He says that it is a contribution to his collaboration between them. He leaves them all to celebrate.

Bill picks a stripper and she offers him wine, but he doesn't want any. He seems a bit unimpressed with her. He asks her a lot of questions and she is very sad. She tells him that she knows the truth about love...it's a hell she'll never get out of alive. He tells her that no one does. The weres are having fun as Debbie is being branded. Alcide feels like the whole thing is wrong and is trying to control himself. They're all shifting and Alcide cannot control it and tells her to get out because he is about to shift, too. Bill brings the stripper to Russell and he allows Lorena to feed on her first. Then Russell jumps in. Bill looks sick to his stomach but he is asked to join them and must obey.

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