If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? - Recap

Sookie tells Eric that he knows why she smells the way she smells. He tells her that she smells like wheat, honey, and sunlight and drops his fangs. She tells him that she is not in the mood and he asks what she is. She drives away and looks behind her. She thinks that she's safe, but he shows up quickly and then attacks her. Sookie goes running away from the confused vampire.

Sookie punches Eric in the nose and tells him that she is not his dinner. He asks her why she did it and tells her that she broke his nose. She tells him that it is going to heal, but he's a vampire. He tells her that he knows what he is and even calls her Snookie. She corrects him.

He tells her he knows WHAT he is, he simply doesn't know WHO he is. She asks him what the last thing he remembers is and he explains to her vaguely and sometimes in a language that she doesn't understand. He tells her that "her" eyes reached into him and emptied him. Sookie tells him that she will help him as long as he doesn't touch her or bite her. Eric is humbled and lost.

Back at the meeting, Lafayette is losing it over Eric trying to kill Marney. Jesus wants to know what she did to make him leave and how, she tells him she has no idea. Jason is still tied to the bed and he is all bit up. The den is having a bonfire and story telling time. One of the oldest members tell the story as to why and how they became panthers. Jason is progressing and he wants to just get killed. They aren't going to kill him. He is apparently the answer to all what they need. She tells him that once he turn, they get to be together forever.

There are men catching a vampire feed on camera. He runs off, but he got caught so he has to meet the true death according to Bill. Despite it being entrapment, the law was still broken. Jessica shows up to visit Bill after that. She is looking for advil and the stores are closed. They have a heart to heart about her feeding on a guy that is not Hoyt. He tells her that she is going to have to tell him the truth if she loves him. If she loves him she'll tell him the truth, period.

Sookie brings Eric to her house and he doesn't realize that it is his house, so she tries to take advantage. She asks him to come in and tells him not to step on the rug. He is like a wounded puppy. Pam is feeding on an over-eager fangbanger when she gets a phone call about him not remembering anything and Pam speeds to the house. It turns out that he's ticklish and he also tells her that she is really beautiful.

Pam shows up and catches Eric off guard. He asks "who the f*** is she?" and then realizes that it was rude and apologizes. Pam realizes that he is in some serious danger and asks Sookie to take care of him and make sure that he is protected. Sookie thinks that Pam could do a better job, but Pam thinks that they will go straight to Pam first looking for him.

Sookie does not want to do this, but Pam tells Eric that it is his house so now that he knows that. Sookie says that she will tell Bill. Pam tells Sookie that if she does that she will rip her to pieces. Eric hits her decently hard and she flies. When she comes back from the front of the house, Eric tells her to be nice to her. Pam tells her that she believes that Bill may have set him up, due to the fact that it wouldn't be the first time that he tried to get rid of him.

Sookie tells Pam that he tried to get rid of Eric, because he tasted her. Eric smiles over that and is shocked in a bit of a juvenile way. Sookie tells him that it was against her will, so he technically "fang raped" her. He apologizes to her for doing that. Eric has to stay with her and no one can know, just in case Bill is plotting to get him assassinated. Sookie says that she will do it as long as they pay her for doing it.

Hoyt is sitting and watching tv holding on to that evil doll that was there when they moved there. Hoyt asks where Jessica has been, because it is late. He has been worried, because it has been a dangerous time for vampires lately. Jessica tells him that they need to talk, he tells her that he found that doll on the bed again but he thought that she got rid of it. She tells him that she did. Someone must be messing with them.

Jessica tells Hoyt that she fed on another guy and he is not happy. She tells him that he at least looks at other women and he tells her that he doesn't, because other women do not exist to him. He punches the bannister and she tries to figure out the right thing to say. She decides to glamor him.

Sookie shows Eric his bunk and brings him down. This is when he smiles and realize that this really is his house. She tells him that it isn't his house for long. He asks if she would like to be his and she says "no, but thanks for asking". He just wants to thank her, but wonders what she is. He is struggling with self control, but he does let her go.

Jesus, Lafayette, and Tara are sitting around discussing the Eric situation. Lafayette thinks that they should go talk to Eric. He wants to be forgiven. Lafayette wants Tara to leave, but she won't. Jesus likes her a great deal. They all seem to get along great. Lafayette goes to bed and tells them to clean up. Jesus promises to not let Lafayette go to Fangtasia.

Andy is going through withdrawals and hasn't heard from Jason in 48 hours. He wonders where he is and leaves him a voicemail. He takes his V and then Sam goes to say good morning. He snaps on him about the foliage and supplies. Andy gets increasingly agitated and Sam tells him to listen to himself. Andy swings and Sam swings back. Andy pulls a gun and then drives off.

Sookie goes to see Alcide. He is really happy that she is okay. She goes in and sees that Debbie has cleaned up and changed completely. She went there to ask him to take care of Eric. He needs a place to stay. Debbie comes out and apologizes. Sookie isn't too into it.

Tommy and Hoyt's mother sit and he learns how to read properly. She calls to order a doll and Tommy gets the door. The person is looking to buy natural gas. Tommy pretends to be her son and cuts in on the deal. She asks who it was and he says it was a Jehoviah's Witness.

Jason is still laying tied to bed. Crystal tells him that the babies they have had either die after birth or they don't turn out too great. He thinks that he's dying, but she tells him that he is being reborn. She tells him that he is going to be the new Ghost Daddy. She then gives him Mexican Viagra, even though she knows he probably won't need it.

Tara goes to Merlotte's to talk to Sookie. Tara wants her to get things okay between Lafayette and Eric. Sam sees Tara and wants to catch up over a shot of tequila. He tells her that he was hurt when she left after telling her he's a shifter. He asks if she is okay now and she says that she's good and offers her a unit. She tells him that she's seeing somebody back in New Orleans.

Jesus asks where Lafayette is and they thought he was in the kitchen, but he got out. Turns out that Lafayette paid Terry $100 to take his shift. Tara and Jesus leave to find him. Bill is on the phone trying to get to Eric call him back immediately. He even pulls rank. He is at dinner with his security head. She wants to see if he would like to be with her sexually as long as it does not impact their professional friendship. He tells her that he can never love her. She can accept that.

Jessica gives the evil doll to Darlene's baby. The baby likes it a lot. Sam is stocking up and Tommy comes back to talk to him. He tells him about the scam he is about to run. He wants to split the money with him. He wants to buy the house and split the earnings. Sam tells him that if he doesn't tell Maxine he will.

Sookie gets home and doesn't see Eric at home. Tara and Jesus find Lafayette at Fangtasia. They offer to bring the leader to Pam and she backs off and gives them 24 hours to bring her to her. Marney is doing her own magic trying to get the spirits to help her. She is offering herself to her spirit. She trusts in this spirit completely, she spills her blood as a sacrifice. She says that she is willing to pay the price. She begs them to take over her body. The female spirit, who may be the devil, watches and considers.

Jason comes to to Crystal raping him. He wishes he never met her and she says that when they get together they get to be together forever. There is a line of females waiting for their chance with him, too. Sookie is home reading a book and a flash of light happens. Her Godmother is back looking for her and she tells her that she can keep her safe. She tells her that she was there helping her in the beginning. She tells her to come with her and that it is not a request. Eric comes and feeds on her until she ceases to exist. He has tasted fairy blood. She says "you just killed my fairy godmother!" and he smiles and says "sorry".


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