Standing on the porch with three vampires giving her a hard time, Sookie asks them if they are trying to glamor her. They say yes and she says that it doesn't work on her. When she says that it is like the record stops. They are perplexed by it and ask why not. She says that she doesn't know, it just doesn't. One of the three vampires is the vampire that Maudette Pickings had recorded herself having sex with. He asks that they let her in and so they do. He is sitting in the dark and there are two other people in there that use to feed on. The three original vampires are still messing with Sookie. They tell her that virgin blood is the best blood there is besides baby's blood. The vampire in the sex video grabs Sookie and tells her that he gets hard just thinking about it. They decide that they are going to feed on her and when they are about to Bill tells them to stop and that Sookie is his. For some reason, the other vampires seem to be either scared or have a good amount of respect for Bill. ..Read the full recap
Tara: She's not gonna make the first move
Sam: Do I have to remind you that I am your boss
Tara: Come on Sam, don't even try to pull that 'work for the man' shit. You should have said something and you know it, how come you never have
Sam: How come you don't say anything to Jason
Tara: Because I am comfortable with him being right where he is, which is unattainable, it's part of my whole fucked up thing.
Gran: Well why don't you come inside, and I'll make you something to eat. If you gonna be here working like a horse, you outta atleast have something in you stumach.
Sookie: Oh, no thanks, I'm not hungry
Gran: I did now ask if you were hungry
Tara: You can't even stand up, you ugly bitch