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Season 5
97 :05x01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (Sep/24/2007)
Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.
Guest Stars: Kris Iyer as Dr. Pranjeep, Brian Turk as Mike, Monica Young as Julie
Director: Ted Wass
Story: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (3) | Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
 
98 :05x02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon (Oct/01/2007)
Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date.
Guest Stars: Michael Potter as Man's Voice, Holly King as Mitzi, Jennifer O'Dell as Margaret, Janeane Garofalo as Sharon
Director: Ted Wass
Story: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn | Teleplay: Don Foster (1), Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
 
99 :05x03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (Oct/08/2007)
After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Guest Stars: Ming-Na as Linda Harris, Paige Peterson as Hooker, Kurt Scholler as Bailiff, J. J. Rodgers (2) as Luanne, Kimberly Quinn as Donna, Jud Tylor as Deedee
Director: Ted Wass
Teleplay: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
 
100 :05x04 - City of Great Racks (Oct/15/2007)
Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to.
Special Guest Stars: Melanie Lynskey as Rose, | Guest Stars: Anna Graves as Flight Attendant, Ming-Na as Linda Harris, Jane Lynch as Dr. Freeman
Director: James Widdoes
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts (3), Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster (1), Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Songs: Bianca Ryan -- The Rose
 
101 :05x05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (Oct/22/2007)
Alan discovers that Charlie hasn't had a paid gig for months and finds way to cut back on the expenses and earn a bit of extra cash. Charlie meets Linda's son and ends up spending a day with him.
Guest Stars: Michael Kelly (1) as Brandon Elijah, Ernie Grunwald as Clinician, Matt McKenzie (1) as Gary, Ming-Na as Linda Harris
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Mark Roberts (3) | Teleplay: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster (1)
 
102 :05x06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail (Oct/29/2007)
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.
Guest Stars: Ming-Na as Linda Harris, Jeanine Giovanni as Melina, Richard V. Licata as Councilman Stewart
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre | Teleplay: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
 
103 :05x07 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room (Nov/05/2007)
Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's.
Guest Stars: Robert Wagner as Teddy, Simone Kessell as Nina
Director: Ted Wass
Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
 
104 :05x08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (Nov/12/2007)
Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star.
Guest Stars: Gregg Marx as Announcer, Kate Luyben as Woman, Lexi Jourden as Dakota, Tina Morasco as Summer, Ion Overman as Vicki, Richard Kind as Artie
Director: Ted Wass
Story: Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers | Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
 
105 :05x09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (Nov/19/2007)
Charlie must fight his new found attraction to Teddy's daughter.
Guest Stars: Jenny McCarthy as Courtney, Robert Wagner as Teddy
Director: Jean Sagal
Story: Mark Roberts (3) | Teleplay: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster (1)
 
106 :05x10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia (Nov/26/2007)
Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him.
Guest Stars: Justine Eyre as Gabrielle, Laura McLauchlin as Charity
Director: Ted Wass
Story: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson | Teleplay: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
 
107 :05x11 - Meander To Your Dander (Mar/17/2008)
Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.
Guest Stars: Gracie Maddox as Lilly, Sandra Robinson as Georgia, Eve Gordon as Brenda, Kimberly Quinn as Donna
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Don Foster (1), Mark Roberts (3) | Teleplay: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
 
108 :05x12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (Mar/24/2008)
A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England.
Guest Stars: Melanie Lynskey as Rose, Cerina Vincent as Lulu, Sun Park as Manicurist
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers | Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
 
109 :05x13 - The Soil is Moist (Mar/31/2008)
Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.
Guest Stars: Jessica Tuck as Cynthia, Christina Moore (1) as Cynthia Sullivan, Ryan Stiles as Herb
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Eddie Gorodetsky | Teleplay: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
 
110 :05x14 - Winky-Dink Time (Apr/14/2008)
As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.
Guest Stars: Kathryn Gordon (1) as Jess, Hayley Erin as Milly, Carrie Reichenbach as Alexis, Jamison Haase (1) as Waiter
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Mark Roberts (3) | Teleplay: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
 
111 :05x15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction (Apr/21/2008)
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Keyes as Bridesmaid #3, Jen Lilley as Bridesmaid #4, Jane Lynch as Dr. Freeman, Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia, Keena Ferguson as Bridesmaid #2, Mikki Padilla as Bridesmaid #1, Alison Shanks as Woman, Clint Carmichael as Fred, Barry Livingston as Sam, Andrea Bogart as Gretchen, Anastasia Roark as Pepper
Director: James Widdoes
Story: Mark Roberts (3) | Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
 
112 :05x16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (Apr/28/2008)
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.

Source: CBS
Special Guest Stars: Robert Wagner as Teddy, | Guest Stars: Steve Tom as Minister, Melanie Lynskey as Rose, Jenny McCarthy as Courtney
Director: Joel Zwick
Story: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn | Teleplay: Don Foster (1), Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers
 
113 :05x17 - Fish in a Drawer (May/05/2008)
This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which airs in CSI time slot.

Grissom and the CSI team become involved in the world of Hollywood comedy when a diva sitcom star meets an untimely demise while filming her show in Las Vegas.

Source: CBS
Special Guest Stars: George Eads as George, | Guest Stars: Nicole Sullivan as Misty, Nakia Syvonne as Angel, Hollie Stenson as Destinee, Carrie Reichenbach as Alexis, John Burke (1) as Detective Henry Ketchum, Jamie Rose as Sloane Jagov, Jenny McCarthy as Courtney, Robert Wagner as Teddy, | Co-Guest Stars: Ping Wu as Coroner, Brett Wagner as Cell Mate, Hope Allen as Jenna, Dan Cole (1) as Clown
Director: Jeff Melman
Story: Carol Mendelsohn, Naren Shankar | Teleplay: Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky
 
114 :05x18 - If My Hole Could Talk (May/12/2008)
Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school.
Guest Stars: Jack Plotnick as Mike, Coby Ryan McLaughlin as Jeremy, Susan Blakely (1) as Angie
Director: Jon Cryer
Story: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn | Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts (3), Eddie Gorodetsky
 
115 :05x19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper (May/19/2008)
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Special Guest Stars: Susan Blakely (1) as Angie, | Guest Stars: Virginia Williams as Tricia, Coby Ryan McLaughlin as Jeremy, Rib Hillis as Justin, Jane Lynch as Dr. Freeman
Director: Jeff Melman
Story: Don Foster (1), Eddie Gorodetsky | Teleplay: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (3), Chuck Lorre
 
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