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Season 9

178 :09x01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)

Sep/19/2011
Charlie Harper's funeral attracts all of the women in his life that he wronged. Alan is in a pickle since Charlie's house must be sold. Alan meets a rich new friend that has more in common with Charlie than Alan originally thought.
Special Guest Stars: Jenna Elfman as Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery (Special Appearance By) | Thomas Gibson (1) as Greg Montgomery (Special Appearance By) | John Stamos as prospective home buyer (Special Appearance By) | Tricia Helfer as Gail (Special Appearance By) | Katherine LaNasa as Lydia (Special Appearance By) | Jenny McCarthy as Courtney (Special Appearance By) | Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Isabella (Special Appearance By) | Missi Pyle as Miss Pasternak (Special Appearance By) | Jeri Ryan as Sherri (Special Appearance By) | Jennifer Taylor as Chelsea (Special Appearance By) | Liz Vassey as Michelle (Special Appearance By) | Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia (Special Appearance By) | Melanie Lynskey as Rose |
Guest Stars: Ryan Stiles as Herb (Herb Melnick) | Joel Murray as Doug (world delivery guy) | Alexis Krause as Kelly | Angelique Cabral as Shannon | Martin Mull as Russell
Director: James Widdoes

179 :09x02 - People Who Love Peepholes (2)

Sep/26/2011
Walden moves into Charlie's Malibu home as the new owner and Alan leaves, moving in temporarily with his mother. Walden is determined to get back with his wife and he takes Alan along for help.
Guest Stars: Judy Greer as Bridget | Stephanie Chaves-Jacobsen as Penelope
Director: James Widdoes

180 :09x03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Oct/03/2011
Alan "temporarily" moves in with Walden. Walden solicits Alan's advice about women and also inadvertently gives Jake bad life advice.
Guest Stars: Ryan Stiles as Herb (Herb Melnick) | Judy Greer as Bridget |
Co-Guest Stars: Nicole J. Butler as mother | Amira Elliby as six year-old girl
Director: James Widdoes

181 :09x04 - Nine Magic Fingers

Oct/10/2011
Walden attempts to re-enter the dating game while Alan tries to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Special Guest Stars: Jenny McCarthy as Courtney (Silvia Fishman) |
Guest Stars: Judy Greer as Bridget | Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Grady Lee Richmond as Elmer
Director: James Widdoes

182 :09x05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Oct/17/2011
When Alan catches a late night movie featuring a nude Lyndsey, he confronts her about secrets and stupidly reveals secrets from his own past. Walden feels sorry for him and throws him a party with lots of girls in bikinis.
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Nicholas Gonzalez as baker |
Co-Guest Stars: Nikki Novak as Naomi
Director: James Widdoes

183 :09x06 - The Squat and The Hover

Oct/24/2011
Walden's pending divorce becomes real when the divorce papers arrive from his wife. He must decide whether to run away from his problems or seek help. In the interim, he decides to get drunk and chases after a woman who reminds him of Bridget.
Guest Stars: Jane Lynch as Dr. Freeman (Dr. Linda Freeman) | Joe Manganiello as Alex | Monika Smith as Kiki | Judy Greer as Bridget / Danny |
Co-Guest Stars: Shon Little as cashier
Director: James Widdoes

184 :09x07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Oct/31/2011
Walden wants to redecorate and Evelyn offers her professional services, among other things. Jake tries to make time with his tutor, who obsesses over Walden. Alan can't stop reading the journal that Charlie left behind.
Guest Stars: Macey Cruthird as Megan
Director: James Widdoes

185 :09x08 - Thank You For The Intercourse

Nov/07/2011
When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channeling his inner Charlie.
Guest Stars: Taylor Cole (2) as Melanie | Rebecca McFarland as Leanne | Macey Cruthird as Megan | Amanda Schull as Alicia |
Co-Guest Stars: Zaid Farid as James | Michael Bailey Smith as Dave | Brian Keith Russell as Thomas
Director: James Widdoes

186 :09x09 - Frodo’s Headshots

Nov/14/2011
Alan returns from the nuthouse to find his life has descended into chaos.
Special Guest Stars: Gary Busey as Himself (Special Appearance by) |
Guest Stars: Ryan Stiles as Herb (Herb Melnick) | Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Macey Cruthird as Megan | Vernee Watson-Johnson as Nurse Phyllis | Nicole Steinwedell as Veronica
Director: James Widdoes

187 :09x10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Nov/21/2011
Walden dates a British woman he met at the supermarket but struggles with his post-divorce feelings.
Guest Stars: Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Jonathan Banks as Sid
Director: James Widdoes

188 :09x11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip

Dec/05/2011
Walden has finally moved on from Bridget and is pulling out all the stops to impress his new girlfriend Zoey, when Bridget decides she wants to come back.
Special Guest Stars: Melanie Lynskey as Rose |
Guest Stars: Judy Greer as Bridget | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Karen McClain as Chrissy |
Co-Guest Stars: Jeff Staron as Barista | Robert Clotworthy as Pilot
Director: James Widdoes

189 :09x12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Dec/12/2011
Walden is looking forward to spending Christmas with his mother and meeting Zoey's parents. However, his mother's visit triggers memories of his early childhood and his reaction is less than merry.
Guest Stars: Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Mimi Rogers as Robin | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Jim Piddock as Edward | Jane Carr as Sharon |
Co-Guest Stars: John Pirruccello as Policeman
Director: James Widdoes

190 :09x13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Jan/02/2012
Walden is shocked when his mother and ex-wife team up to take over his company, for his own good. Walden seeks advice from Zoey and decides to ask Alan for help, but Bridget and Robin see Alan as a weak link and go after him.
Guest Stars: Judy Greer as Bridget | Mimi Rogers as Robin | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey |
Co-Guest Stars: Chuck Lacey as Martin | Michael Medico as Bartender
Director: James Widdoes

191 :09x14 - A Possum on Chemo

Jan/16/2012
Zoey asks Walden to clean up his act regarding his hair and beard in order to make him more presentable to her colleagues. Alan looks to get back with Lyndsey.
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Travis Van Winkle as Dylan
Director: James Widdoes

192 :09x15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

Feb/06/2012
Zoey proves reluctant to discuss her and Walden's love life, so he tries some of Berta's special brownies as an icebreaker.
Guest Stars: Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Matthew Marsden as Nigel | Talyan Wright as Ava |
Co-Guest Stars: Sonia Jackson as Andrea | Hira Ambrosino as Kim
Director: James Widdoes

193 :09x16 - Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy

Feb/13/2012
A storm that strands the two couples inside leads to fussin' and feudin' between Lyndsey and Zoey on Valentine's Day.
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey
Director: James Widdoes

194 :09x17 - Not In My Mouth

Feb/20/2012
A perceived crisis causes Walden to utter the "L" word, and he is distraught when Zoey does not reciprocate. Lyndsey's drinking causes Alan some concern.
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Matthew Marsden as Nigel | Sara Erikson as Jennifer |
Co-Guest Stars: Robert Clotworthy as Pilot
Director: James Widdoes

195 :09x18 - The War Against Gingivitis

Feb/27/2012
Walden and his former business partner make a temporary peace to work on a new project.
Guest Stars: Judy Greer as Bridget | Rebecca McFarland as Leanne | Patton Oswalt as Billy (Billy Stanhope)
Director: James Widdoes

196 :09x19 - Palmdale, Ech

Mar/19/2012
Alan and Lyndsey's plan to avoid spending time with their respective mother's backfires. Walden offers Jake and Eldridge advice regarding a high school party.
Special Guest Stars: Georgia Engel as Jean |
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Brian Stepanek as Arthur |
Co-Guest Stars: Caitlin Harris as Lauren | Christina Scherer as Jenny
Director: James Widdoes

197 :09x20 - Grandma's Pie

Apr/09/2012
Walden is between a rock and a hard place when he tries to convince Zoey that his new business venture with his ex-wife is just business. Alan and Lyndsey try to make sense of the sudden friendship between their mothers.
Special Guest Stars: Georgia Engel as Jean |
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Talyan Wright as Ava | Judy Greer as Bridget
Director: James Widdoes

198 :09x21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Apr/16/2012
Walden asks Zoey and Ava to move in with him and discovers a whole new set of challenges. Alan moves back in with Lyndsey and also encounters new challenges, challenges that might literally kill him.
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Talyan Wright as Ava
Director: James Widdoes
Songs: Cyndi Lauper -- Girls Just Want To Have Fun

199 :09x22 - Why We Gave Up Women

Apr/30/2012
Alan's injuries from the previous episode catches up to him and he ends up in the hospital after a minor heart attack. While there, he receives a surprise visitor that gives him life advice. Walden's panic over living with Zoey and Ava as a family takes a turn that surprises him.
Special Guest Stars: Kathy Bates as Charlie |
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Talyan Wright as Ava | Vernee Watson-Johnson as Nurse Lorna | Eddie Shin as Dr. Kim |
Co-Guest Stars: Abbie Cobb as Gabby | Jacqueline Lord as Lady #1 | Abby Pivaronas as Lady #2
Director: James Widdoes

200 :09x23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole

May/07/2012
After returning from the hospital, Alan is surprised by the outpouring of love being showered upon him by friends and family. Zoey, however, has her suspicions.
Special Guest Stars: Jason Alexander as Dr. Goodman |
Guest Stars: Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Sophie Winkleman as Zoey | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) |
Co-Guest Stars: Alicia Hannah as Lotus
Director: James Widdoes

201 :09x24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

May/14/2012
Jake graduates, and must decide what to do with his life. His decision surprises everyone.
Guest Stars: Ryan Stiles as Herb (Herb Melnick) | Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey (Lyndsey McElroy) | Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy) | Richard Whiten as Sergeant Preston | Patton Oswalt as Billy |
Co-Guest Stars: Alem Brhan Sapp as Drill Sergeant (O.C.) | Chase Austin as Slacker #1 | Ryan Heinke as Slacker #2
Director: James Widdoes
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Final Season
Network: CBS ( USA)
Airs: Thursdays at 09:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 22, 2003
Episode Order: 22
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