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Two and a Half Men: Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Charlie's becomes obsessed with the newly "married" Rose; Jake and Eldridge engage in stupid and dangerous stunts and film them in an attempt to make money.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 8x14
Production Number: 3X6464
Airdate: Monday January 17th, 2011

Alternate Airdates:

NL (Veronica) Oct 25, 2011

Special Guest Stars
Melanie LynskeyMelanie Lynskey
As Rose

Guest Stars
Graham Patrick MartinGraham Patrick Martin
As Eldridge (Eldridge McElroy)
Main Cast
Charlie SheenCharlie Sheen
As Charlie Harper
Jon CryerJon Cryer
As Alan Harper
Angus T. JonesAngus T. Jones
As Jake Harper
Episode Quotes
Alan: Eight, nine years ago, she was just a crazy one-night stand who ended up stalking you. All you wanted to do was get rid of her. But the years go by, and stalking turns to friendship. Friendship turns to love. But it's too late.She marries another man, and she's lost to you forever. Boy, that would make a great movie, wouldn't it?
Charlie: Yeah, great.
Alan: Want to write it with me?
Charlie: What?! No!
Alan: Well, don't go stealing it. I mean, you know, it's your life, but it's my idea. Oh, how's this for a title? Look Who's Stalking. Meet the Stalkers. Avatart.
Charlie: Are you done?
Alan: Yeah. Although I do think it has real franchise opportunities. Could be a sitcom. Maybe not on a major network, but, you know, TBS, TNT. I Love Looney.

Charlie: But you and I are soul mates, like Romeo and Juliet.
Rose: Really? Did Romeo ever chew through the ropes holding him to a radiator in a motel outside of Bakersfield when Juliet was just trying to give him a birthday surprise?
Charlie: Birthday surprise? You were going to brand me.
Rose: Branding is the new piercing, Charlie.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorChuck Lorre  |  Lee Aronsohn
Executive ProducerEric Tannenbaum  |  Chuck Lorre  |  Kim Tannenbaum  |  Mark Burg  |  Oren Koules  |  Lee Aronsohn  |  Don Foster  |  Susan Beavers  |  Eddie Gorodetsky
Co-Executive ProducerMichael Collier  |  Jim Patterson
Co-ProducerJoe Bella  |  Mary T. Quigley  |  Toti Levine  |  Carol Anne Miller
Consulting ProducerDavid Richardson (1)  |  Don Reo
Associate ProducerJerry O'Sullivan (3)
Production DesignerJohn Shaffner
EditorJoe Bella
CastingKen Miller (2)  |  Nikki Valko
Unit Production ManagerCarol Anne Miller
First Assistant DirectorMark K. Samuels
Second Assistant DirectorChris Jensen
MusicDennis C. Brown  |  Grant Geissman
Costume DesignerMary T. Quigley
HairstylistPixie Schwartz
Set DecoratorAnn Shea (2)
Property MasterLee Lee Baird
Production Sound MixerBruce Peters
Script SupervisorMarilyn A. Bagley
Post Production SupervisorMatt Allen
Re-Recording MixerBob La Masney  |  Kathy Oldham
Director of PhotographySteven V. Silver
Coordinating ProducerSuzanne McCormack
Executive ConsultantEric Lapidus
Associate DirectorJean Sagal
Casting AssociatePeter Pappas
Makeup ArtistJanice Berridge
Theme ByGrant Geissman  |  Lee Aronsohn  |  Chuck Lorre
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