Two and a Half Men: Thank You For The Intercourse

When Walden sells Charlie's piano, Alan goes off the deep end and starts channeling his inner Charlie.

7.1/10 (10 Votes cast)

Episode Info

Episode number: 9x8
Production Number: 3X6958
Airdate: Monday November 07th, 2011

Director: James Widdoes
Story: Chuck Lorre, Susan McMartin
Teleplay: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

Guest Stars

Rebecca McFarland As Leanne Recurring	Macey Cruthird As Megan Recurring
Taylor Cole (2) As Melanie	Amanda Schull As Alicia

Co-Guest Stars

Zaid Farid As James	Michael Bailey Smith As Dave
Brian Keith Russell As Thomas

Main Cast

Ashton Kutcher As Walden Schmidt	Jon Cryer As Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones As Jake Harper	Conchata Ferrell As Berta

Episode Quotes

Alan: Man, I couldn't score a woman like that if my semen cured cancer!

Alan: Winning!

Other Episode Crew

• Creator	Chuck Lorre \| Lee Aronsohn
• Executive Producer	Don Reo \| Eddie Gorodetsky \| Susan Beavers \| Kim Tannenbaum \| Eric Tannenbaum \| Jim Patterson \| Lee Aronsohn \| Chuck Lorre
• Co-Executive Producer	Michael Collier \| David Richardson (1)
• Producer	Carol Anne Miller
• Co-Producer	Toti Levine \| Joe Bella \| Mary T. Quigley
• Associate Producer	Jerry O'sullivan (1)
• Production Designer	John Shaffner
• Editor	Joe Bella
• Casting	Nikki Valko \| Ken Miller (2)
• Unit Production Manager	Carol Anne Miller
• First Assistant Director	Mark K. Samuels
• Second Assistant Director	Chris Jensen (1)
• Music	Grant Geissman \| Dennis C. Brown
• Costume Designer	Mary T. Quigley
• Hairstylist	Pixie Schwartz
• Key Grip	Bo Miller
• Set Decorator	Ann Shea (1)
• Property Master	Lee Lee Baird
• Production Sound Mixer	Bruce Peters
• Re-Recording Mixer	Kathy Oldham \| Bob La Masney
• Gaffer	Bobby Burton
• Director of Photography	Steven V. Silver
• Post Production Coordinator	Leo Knox
• Coordinating Producer	Suzanne McCormack
• Executive Consultant	Eric Lapidus \| Don Foster (1)
• Associate Director	John Rago
• Casting Associate	Peter Pappas
• Makeup Artist	Janice Berridge
• Theme By	Lee Aronsohn \| Grant Geissman \| Chuck Lorre

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