Walden is shocked when his mother and ex-wife team up to take over his company, for his own good. Walden seeks advice from Zoey and decides to ask Alan for help, but Bridget and Robin see Alan as a weak link and go after him.
Episode number: 9x13 Production Number: 3X6963 Airdate: Monday January 02nd, 2012
Alan: Oops is when you clip your toenails too close and they bleed. Oops is when you mistake toothpaste for lubricant. Oops is when you thought a fart in the elevator was gonna be silent. Walden: You've mistaken toothpaste for lubricant? Alan: Just once. Stung like Hell but my penis was minty fresh. Walden: Wait, how did you know it was minty fresh? Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.