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Two and a Half Men: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden is shocked when his mother and ex-wife team up to take over his company, for his own good. Walden seeks advice from Zoey and decides to ask Alan for help, but Bridget and Robin see Alan as a weak link and go after him.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 9x13
Production Number: 3X6963
Airdate: Monday January 02nd, 2012

Guest Stars
Judy GreerJudy Greer
As Bridget
Mimi RogersMimi Rogers
As Robin
Sophie WinklemanSophie Winkleman
As Zoey

Co-Guest Stars
Chuck LaceyChuck Lacey
As Martin
Michael MedicoMichael Medico
As Bartender
Main Cast
Ashton KutcherAshton Kutcher
As Walden Schmidt
Jon CryerJon Cryer
As Alan Harper
Angus T. JonesAngus T. Jones
As Jake Harper
Episode Quotes
Alan: Oops is when you clip your toenails too close and they bleed. Oops is when you mistake toothpaste for lubricant. Oops is when you thought a fart in the elevator was gonna be silent.
Walden: You've mistaken toothpaste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once. Stung like Hell but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: Wait, how did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorChuck Lorre  |  Lee Aronsohn
Executive ProducerChuck Lorre  |  Eric Tannenbaum  |  Kim Tannenbaum  |  Lee Aronsohn  |  Susan Beavers  |  Eddie Gorodetsky  |  Jim Patterson  |  Don Reo
Co-Executive ProducerMichael Collier  |  David Richardson (1)
ProducerCarol Anne Miller
Co-ProducerJoe Bella  |  Mary T. Quigley  |  Toti Levine
Associate ProducerJerry O'Sullivan (3)
Production DesignerJohn Shaffner
EditorJoe Bella
CastingKen Miller (2)  |  Nikki Valko
Unit Production ManagerCarol Anne Miller
First Assistant DirectorMark K. Samuels
Second Assistant DirectorChris Jensen
MusicDennis C. Brown  |  Grant Geissman
Costume DesignerMary T. Quigley
HairstylistPixie Schwartz
Camera OperatorJohn Dechene  |  Brian Brockway  |  Brian Armstrong (2)  |  Jamie Hitchcock
Set DecoratorAnn Shea (2)
Property MasterLee Lee Baird
Production Sound MixerBruce Peters
Re-Recording MixerBob La Masney  |  Kathy Oldham
Director of PhotographySteven V. Silver
Coordinating ProducerSuzanne McCormack
Executive ConsultantEric Lapidus  |  Don Foster
Associate DirectorJean Sagal
Casting AssociatePeter Pappas
Makeup ArtistJanice Berridge
Theme ByChuck Lorre  |  Grant Geissman  |  Lee Aronsohn
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