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Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x1 Production Number: 475215 Airdate: Monday September 22nd, 2003 Alternate Airdates:
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Co-Guest Stars
Main Cast
Episode Quotes
Alan: Look. Ok, this is just until things are settle out. A couple of days max. She'll come to her senses.
Charlie: Yeah, that's what women do.
Charlie: Yeah, that's what women do.
Charlie: Well, yeah, but not a woman who doesn't like sex.
Alan: And, Jake, this could just destroy Jake.
Charlie: Jake?
Alan: My son.
Charlie: Oh, yea, teenagers are pretty sophisticated these days.
Alan: He's 10.
Alan: And, Jake, this could just destroy Jake.
Charlie: Jake?
Alan: My son.
Charlie: Oh, yea, teenagers are pretty sophisticated these days.
Alan: He's 10.
Charlie: What are you smiling about?
Jake: You don't have any food.
Charlie: Yeah, but I'm not the one who's hungry. Who's smiling now, shorty?
Jake: You don't have any food.
Charlie: Yeah, but I'm not the one who's hungry. Who's smiling now, shorty?
Jake: Your mom is my grandma.
Charlie: Yup.
Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
Charlie: Yup.
Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | Chuck Lorre | Lee Aronsohn |
| • Executive Producer | Kim Tannenbaum | Eric Tannenbaum | Lee Aronsohn | Mark Burg | Oren Koules | Chuck Lorre |
| • Supervising Producer | Eric Lapidus |
| • Producer | Annette D. Sahakian |
| • Associate Producer | Erin Braun |
| • Editor | Peter Chakos |
| • Casting | Nikki Valko | Ken Miller (2) |
| • Unit Production Manager | Jean Zuhorski | Laura Lynn |
| • First Assistant Director | Dale White | Mark K. Samuels |
| • Second Assistant Director | Caryn Ray Shick | Carol Anne Miller |
| • Music | Grant Geissman | Dennis C. Brown |
| • Costume Designer | Mary T. Quigley |
| • Hairstylist | Jennifer Guerrero |
| • Set Decorator | Ann Shea (1) |
| • Property Master | Gilbert Spragg |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Peter Damski (1) |
| • Script Supervisor | Carol McKechnie |
| • Production Coordinator | Mary Rodriquez |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Bob La Masney | Tamara Johnson |
| • Director of Photography | Tony Askins |
| • Art Director | John Shaffner |
| • Associate Director | Russell Sherman |
| • Makeup Artist | Ann Masterson |
| • Theme By | Chuck Lorre | Lee Aronsohn | Grant Geissman |
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