Alan: What do you know about erectile dysfunction?
Jake: Not much, it's something to do with your penis, right?
Jake: (to Charlie and Alan) and they say one outta 3 guys gets it and mine's fine, so it's gotta be one of you.
Alan: Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's been a husband!
Charlie: You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?