Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
Charlie: Remind me to charge the camcorder.
Charlie: Alright, what time?
Alan: The office opens at eight.
Alan: (Sarcastically) No, degrees.
Alan: You're here!?
Charlie: You said seven O'clock right?
Alan: You got yourself up?
Charlie: Didn't have to.
Alan: Why not.
Charlie: Didn't sleep.
Alan: Well unfortunately, times have changed and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.
Porky's is a 1982 comedy about a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to lose their virginity which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.