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Two and a Half Men: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, while telling Charlie not to do anything but answer the phone. Charlie turns the place into a get rich quick scheme.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x2
Production Number: 2T6503
Airdate: Monday September 26th, 2005

Alternate Airdates:

NL (Veronica) Jan 27, 2010

Guest Stars
Stephanie ErbStephanie Erb
As Mrs. Schmidt

Co-Guest Stars
Anna PheilAnna Pheil
As Tanya
Diane SellersDiane Sellers
As Ms. Gallagher
Lincoln KennedyLincoln Kennedy
As Mr. Dunlop
Mark Roberts (2)Mark Roberts (2)
As Mr. Malinkovich
Main Cast
Charlie SheenCharlie Sheen
As Charlie Harper
Jon CryerJon Cryer
As Alan Harper
Angus T. JonesAngus T. Jones
As Jake Harper
Episode Notes
This is the first time we see Alan's chiropractic office.

Episode Quotes
Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
Charlie: Remind me to charge the camcorder.

Charlie: Alright, what time?
Alan: The office opens at eight.
Charlie: O'clock?
Alan: (Sarcastically) No, degrees.

Alan: You're here!?
Charlie: You said seven O'clock right?
Alan: You got yourself up?
Charlie: Didn't have to.
Alan: Why not.
Charlie: Didn't sleep.

Cultural References
Alan: Well unfortunately, times have changed and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.

Porky's is a 1982 comedy about a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to lose their virginity which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorChuck Lorre  |  Lee Aronsohn
Executive ProducerKim Tannenbaum  |  Eric Tannenbaum  |  Chuck Lorre  |  Mark Burg  |  Oren Koules  |  Lee Aronsohn
Co-Executive ProducerJeff Abugov  |  Don Foster  |  Eddie Gorodetsky  |  Susan Beavers
Supervising ProducerMark Roberts (2)
ProducerMichael Collier
Co-ProducerJoe Bella  |  Jim Patterson
Associate ProducerToti Levine
Production DesignerJohn Shaffner
EditorJoe Bella
CastingNikki Valko  |  Ken Miller (2)
Unit Production ManagerCarol Anne Miller
First Assistant DirectorMark K. Samuels
Second Assistant DirectorJoseph Stafford
MusicDennis C. Brown  |  Grant Geissman
Costume DesignerMary T. Quigley
HairstylistRalph M. Abalos
Key GripBo Miller
Set DecoratorAnn Shea (2)
Property MasterLee Lee Baird
Production Sound MixerBruce Peters
Re-Recording MixerKathy Oldham  |  Bob La Masney
GafferBobby Burton
Director of PhotographySteven V. Silver
Coordinating ProducerTatiana Nell
Executive ConsultantEric Lapidus
Associate DirectorJean Sagal
Casting AssociatePeter Pappas
Makeup ArtistJanice Berridge
Theme ByGrant Geissman  |  Lee Aronsohn  |  Chuck Lorre
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