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Two and a Half Men: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

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Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x3
Production Number: 2T6505
Airdate: Monday October 03rd, 2005

Director: Gary Halvorson
Story: Chuck Lorre
Teleplay: Don Foster


 
Special Guest Stars
Melanie LynskeyMelanie Lynskey
As Rose
Recurring

Uncredited
Mandy BentleyMandy Bentley
As Sexy Girl
Mandy BentleyMandy Bentley
As Sexy Girl
Sandy BentleySandy Bentley
As Sexy Girl
Main Cast
Charlie SheenCharlie Sheen
As Charlie Harper
Charlie SheenCharlie Sheen
As Charlie Harper
Jon CryerJon Cryer
As Alan Harper
Jon CryerJon Cryer
As Alan Harper
Angus T. JonesAngus T. Jones
As Jake Harper
Angus T. JonesAngus T. Jones
As Jake Harper
Marin HinkleMarin Hinkle
As Judith
Marin HinkleMarin Hinkle
As Judith
Holland TaylorHolland Taylor
As Evelyn Harper
Holland TaylorHolland Taylor
As Evelyn Harper
Episode Quotes
Jake: So how was your date?
Alan: It was fine.
Jake: Did ya get any?

Charlie: You know for the record, a nice dinner doesn't necessarily preclude carpet burns and a bite mark on your ass.
Alan: In this case, it was just dinner and a pleasant conversation.
Charlie: Well that's why God gave us Cinemax and an opposable thumb.

Charlie: C'mon, really, what's the big secret with these women?
Alan: Oh boy, I really don't want to get into it.
Charlie: They're hideous, right?
Alan: No.
Charlie: Insufferable?
Alan: No
Charlie: Inflatable?

Rose: Not that it's any of my business but, I couldn't help but notice the matched set of rotating floozies on your deck earlier.
Charlie: They were for Alan, I was tryna get his mind off of Judith.
Rose: With a night of meaningless and personal group sex? What a good brother.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorChuck Lorre  |  Lee Aronsohn
Executive ProducerKim Tannenbaum  |  Eric Tannenbaum  |  Oren Koules  |  Mark Burg
Co-Executive ProducerJeff Abugov  |  Eddie Gorodetsky  |  Susan Beavers
Supervising ProducerMark Roberts (2)
ProducerAlan Rafkin
Co-ProducerJoe Bella  |  Jim Patterson
Associate ProducerToti Levine
EditorJoe Bella
CastingNikki Valko
Second Assistant DirectorJoseph Stafford
MusicDennis C. Brown  |  Grant Geissman
Costume DesignerMary T. Quigley
HairstylistRalph M. Abalos
Set DecoratorAnn Shea (2)
Script SupervisorMarilyn A. Bagley
Post Production SupervisorDennis McElroy
Re-Recording MixerBob La Masney
Director of PhotographySteven V. Silver
Coordinating ProducerTatiana Nell
Associate DirectorJean Sagal
Head WriterRichard Culliton
Film EditorLyle Boyer
Makeup ArtistJanice Berridge
Theme ByGrant Geissman
 
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