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Charlie: You're only as young as the women you feel and lately I've been feeling like 24

Alan: Somebody lit a doobie!
(Alan smells around)
Alan: oh yeah that is definitely the ganja. Now we're all gonna get busted.

Charlie: I got to admit you do take good care of yourself
Alan: I try
Charlie: I guess that why I keep you around
Alan: Cause I'm a good example
Charlie: No you clog, spare parts

Bruno: If you're not on the list, then you're not a celebrity and you're not getting in.
Alan: Sir, i am Matthew Broderick.

Matthew Broderick is an actor and a Broadway performer.

Dr. Prajneep: Why no sequel to Ferris Beuller?

Ferris Beuller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) is a movie from 1986 in which Matthew Broderick played the role as Ferris Beuller.