Dr. Linda Freeman: How's the sex?
Charlie: We haven't had sex yet.
Dr. Linda Freeman: Hold the presses, we have a new headline!
Charlie: Do I have to pay extra for the sarcasm?
Dr. Linda Freeman: No, it's a flat rate.
Alan: Why aren't you studying for your algebra final?
Jake: Cause I don't have to.
Alan: You don't have to study algebra?
Jake: Nope, all I gotta do is get a 67 to pass the course, and then it's adios seventh grade and arrivederci eighth.
Alan: Okay, we can cross UN interpreter off the job list.